100ft snake pictured

[BloodOmen]

 

[BloodOmen]

Lol, almost forgot about this Photograph shows 'giant snake' lurking in Borneo river - Telegraph


"Earlier this month scientists unearthed the fossil of a snake that was longer than a bus, as heavy as a small car and which could swallow an animal the size of a cow."

And so the plot thickens! to much of a coincidence me thinks. To sum it all up, to me it looks like the wake of a boat... you know when a oat moves through the water very fast and leaves a trail? thats what I reckon it is.

 

[Overdriven]

What I love is the fact, from that height, the bit of clear green (bottomish left) is at LEAST 100 meters long.. So unless 30odd feet is now 100m..

 

[pikeh]

And also the fact that from that height the trees look like god-damned moss!
The scale is so wrong is ridiculous.

Real sloppy work tbfh!

 

[soze]

Why would people want this to be real a snake that could fight a battleship??

Bu then again would only go on safari in a Tank. a Rhino could win vs a jeep but a challenger would be win.

 

[Ormorof]

Why would people want this to be real a snake that could fight a battleship??

Bu then again would only go on safari in a Tank. a Rhino could win vs a jeep but a challenger would be win.

would be a bit warm doing a safari in a tank dont you think?

also why would you want to attack rhinos?

 

[Ezteq]

... you know when a oat moves through the water very fast and leaves a trail? thats what I reckon it is.

not really, mostly they just lounge about sucking up the milk in me porridge bowl. must be a genetically engineered oat you got yourself tbh.

 

[soze]

would be a bit warm doing a safari in a tank dont you think?

also why would you want to attack rhinos?

Its more what if a rhino wanted to attack me? Or a Hippo im good with animals i can kill but them two make me nervous.

 

[CorNokZ]

I've wrestled Laddey's mom.. That was a bit like attacking a hippo

 

[BloodOmen]

not really, mostly they just lounge about sucking up the milk in me porridge bowl. must be a genetically engineered oat you got yourself tbh.

I mean't boat :< using a laptop atm cause my pc is broken and the keys are so small I miss them half the time.

 

[TheBinarySurfer]

The funniest thing on that screenshot is the fact you googled WoW :s

Since we're all at it now a few more of my favourites i think most people on this board should enjoy this one:

Slightly more Darwinian:

And not related but still very funny (and slightly creepy actually):

 

[Ormorof]

Its more what if a rhino wanted to attack me? Or a Hippo im good with animals i can kill but them two make me nervous.

why would they want to attack you? what have you done to the rhinos!?!?!?

 

[Ezteq]

lol isn't that naetha's baby???

so soze, what about blue whales then you reckon you could take one of those as long as it wasn't covered in hippos and rhinos?

 

[TheBinarySurfer]

The funniest thing on that screenshot is the fact you googled WoW :s

It's sort of like when you're browsing for Porn on the internet and accidentally come across some dodgy animal/gay/midget etc porn and find yourself watch that 5-10 seconds of it then turn away in revulsion feelling unclean and sullied.

I swear, those 3 letters could make brass tarnish in seconds...

 

[soze]

why would they want to attack you? what have you done to the rhinos!?!?!?

I do not know why but it might as long as there is that chance i will only on there with sutible protection!

so soze, what about blue whales then you reckon you could take one of those as long as it wasn't covered in hippos and rhinos?

Don't find many of them on safari do you? If so i think i need a gun ship not a tank a whale could prolly skull fuck a tank!

 

[Ch3tan]

Well yeah, obviously the tank would be pretty useless in the ocean, just as a whale would be useless against the tank on safari.

 

[soze]

Well yeah, obviously the tank would be pretty useless in the ocean, just as a whale would be useless against the tank on safari.

Gun Ship it is when what would happen if i was fighting a rhino on a river bank and a whale dragged me into the water its not worth the risk. I need a Apache or a ac130 spector for my trip.

 

[Ch3tan]

Right.... so what river bank is this that has rhinos as well as whales.....

 

[Uara]

In this magical land that Soze inhabits

 

[Lamp]

Right.... so what river bank is this that has rhinos as well as whales.....

South bank of the River Thames mate. you should see some of the munters there. Jeez...

 

[soze]

Right.... so what river bank is this that has rhinos as well as whales.....

But you were ok with me having a Challenger 2 tanks fighting Rhinos it was just the Whale bit that pushed it?

 

[Uara]

Well duh, thats when the animals rise up and we need to defeat them with armoured vehicles

 

[soze]

Well duh, thats when the animals rise up and we need to defeat them with armoured vehicles

I'm glad im not the only one that can see this coming. Twice over the weekend Pidgeons tried to break into my house by flying into my Patio Doors and its just the begining!

 

[Ch3tan]

I wasn't ok with any of it.... but having whales and rhinos in the same place completely fucked up my ability to suspend my disbelief.

 

[Ormorof]

I wasn't ok with any of it.... but having whales and rhinos in the same place completely fucked up my ability to suspend my disbelief.

do london zoo have rhinos? theres the occasional whale in the thames right??!


doooooooooooooooom

 

[Ch3tan]

london zoo is not on the banks of the Thames.

 

[Ormorof]

a rhino could escape and run down there to liase with the whales? or they could use pidgeons as carriers for their plots

 

[Ch3tan]

Plus the whale would be dying if it got that far up the river. hardly a threat to his tank or gunship.

Face it this plot is worse and has more holes than Battlefield Earth.

 

[soze]

Plus the whale would be dying if it got that far up the river. hardly a threat to his tank or gunship.

Face it this plot is worse and has more holes than Battlefield Earth.

You just wait for the uprising when a great dane kneels down behind you and a zebra pushes you over it you will wish you took me seriously them.

 

[Ormorof]

they are even adapting to fit into the UK "scenery", evolution at its best: