$10 to the one..

[Adari]

...who can guess what film this is from:

"Now, it's quite simple to deal with a banana fiend.
First of all, you force him to drop the banana.
Then you eat the banana, thus disarming him.
You have now rendered him helpless."

Winner has to post a new quote tho. ;<

 

[enigma]

Self Defence against Fresh Fruit sketch, Monthy Python.

I wasn't gonna fool around out here because I got these three girls I'm engaged to back home.

 

[Brynn]

Mash

I got a full-on robot chubby.

 

[HerculesPluto]

Neighbours!

 

[Loxley]

Well if you're talking films it's from 'Now For Something Completely Different.'

 

[Adari]

bill n ted's bogus journey

Some have great stories, pretty stories that take place at lakes with boats and friends and noodle salad. Just no one in this car. But, a lot of people, that's their story. Good times, noodle salad. What makes it so hard is not that you had it bad, but that you're that pissed that so many others had it good.

 

[Brynn]

As good as it gets

Haha you dumb bastard its not a schooner its a sailboat

 

[Loxley]

Queer

 

[lekkus]

Some have great stories, pretty stories that take place at lakes with boats and friends and noodle salad. Just no one in this car. But, a lot of people, that's their story. Good times, noodle salad. What makes it so hard is not that you had it bad, but that you're that pissed that so many others had it good.

Erin Brockovich

Haha you dumb bastard its not a schooner its a sailboat

Mallrats

Queer

Loxley

 

[Brynn]

now you have to post one foo

 

[Adari]

It wasn't Erin Brockovich though ;<

 

[lekkus]

It wasn't Erin Brockovich though ;<

no Brynn was right This 1 is kinda easy:

I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a strait razor. (That's my dream. It's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering along the edge of a strait razor... and surviving... But we must kill them. We must incinerate them. Pig after pig. Cow after cow. Village after village. Army after army. And they call me an assassin. What do you call it when the assassins accuse the assassin? They lie. They lie, and we have to be mericful for those who lie. Those nabobs. I hate them; I do hate them.)

 

[Pippic]

The Usual Suspects

All right, son: roll them guns up, count the money, and put your seat belt on.

 

[Brynn]

Lock Stock

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

 

[lekkus]

The Usual Suspects

wrong

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

Blues Brothers.

 

[Brynn]

Apocalypse Now

There's only two men I trust. One is me. The other is not you

 

[lekkus]

Con Air

last 1 for me

1,000 years from now, there'll be no guys or girls, just wankers.

 

[Pippic]

wrong

Blues Brothers.

google has failed me

 

[Boni]

1,000 years from now, there'll be no guys or girls, just wankers.

Trainspotting.

Handle us? You'll handle us!? You know your predicesors had much more respect!

 

[Draylor]

1,000 years from now, there'll be no guys or girls, just wankers.

Too easy: Trainspotting

 

[cog]

Handle us? You'll handle us? You know your predecessors had much more respect!

Matrix Reloaded if im not mistaken. Which im not

"I hate how fake Hollywood is"

 

[Brynn]

"I hate how fake Hollywood is"

Jay and Silent bob strike back

He's ma.ma.ma.ma He's maaa.maaa.maaa.maaaa. He's Mad sir

 

[Hawkwind]

Anyone know this one:

"Women! Can't live with 'em can't burn 'em"

 

[Brynn]

Anyone know this one:

"Women! Can't live with 'em can't burn 'em"

you cant do that - you have to answer mine first

 

[cog]

etcetcetc Hes mad sir!

Life of Brian

Women. Cant live with 'em, cant burn 'em

Mmm sounds familiar but cant place it :touch:



"I see your schwarz is as big as mine"

 

[Smith]

"I see your schwarz is as big as mine"

Spaceballs?

Poor Bobo came to a sticky end. He was riding in the Duc de Ventre’s Hispano-Suiza when his falling piles blew out of the car and wrapped around the rear wheel. He was completely gutted, leaving an empty shell sitting there on the giraffe-skin upholstery. Even the eyes and the brain went, with a horrible - schlopping sound. The duke says he'll carry that ghastly schlopp with him to his mausoleum.