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Sorry, I havent been able to contribute any great deal of information to this thread thats becomming more about Kebabs, I had no wonder it would strike such a discussion, and quite frankly i'm pleased at the turnout. Kebabs are the things most poeple hate to say they love, and when smashed out their face its "not touching that shit" and the next their downing a donner like its a pint of stella (good 'ole wifebeaters).
In my personal opinion and from recent years of kebab abuse, I have yet to find the perfect kebab. I've wondered the long chav infested streets of Bristol in search of such a charm, in hope I will find that one kebab to change my life forever. I have a limited selection of kebab shops, and often I find myself thinking that maybe the whole kebab frenzy is just one big comspiracy, 'cos most kebabs I eat, are all made the same, all use the same meat and stuff, I wonder why isnt there a kebab shop around this place that does a kebab thats simply amazing, well I'm still on that mission now, and fear I might be for a few years too come.
If your coming too Bristol, if your a student like me, then check out Archers fish bar! they do kebabs, but also pizza deals! you get pizza, garlic bread and a can of fanta. My mate went out a few weeks back, and they even let him go behind the scenes, and he got too see where all the kebabs are made! Like charlie and the chocolate factory. I'm so jealous, I love that bar!
Also try out Charcoal Grill, you will find a couple of them, but their not numbered unfortunately. However if you like your kebab watering holes tobe numbred, then checkout kebab-U-like, they range from kebab-U-like 1 - infinity, there is no end too kebab-U-like, soon they will reach the america's i'm sure.
bristol I think is a real hotspot for kebabs at the moment, so its a good time too visit, its a good tourist point to make to mates oversea's, they like the fact that Bristol is so passionate about the kebab. Its a symbol of life imo.
I sware also that Burger King stole the "your the boss" idea from kebab shops, kebab shops been doing that boss shit for years, you want extra garlic mayo, your gonna get extra mayo, 'cos your the motherfucking boss SHAMONE!
Most consider the kebab to be a dirty choice of food, one thats thrown aside and not respected or appreciated for the wholesom goodness it provides after a good night out with your mates down town after a few beers.
I often during my workbreak, travel to my local city kebab cafe outlet, its a fine establishment, you get alot of choice and a great deal for your money. If i'm rushed for time, I will just go for a chicken kebab with extra garlic mayo.
When the clock strikes 23:15, i'm like Its kebab time motherfucker, sometimes I also get some noodles for my workmates, I have to sneak them plus the kebab past the bouncers and the security.. so I go around the back behind all the bars / shops where the back door is, often I find a chav with ball size hoop earings giving some random burburry massive a blow job, this dirtyness makes me love the kebab even more, its so damn dirty, it makes the meal so much more sexy, and like sex, it doesnt last long, but it sure as hell tasted good. It's like im having a mini party everytime I eat a kebab, its the full package.
It's like the chiken you get from ASDA or if your upmarket Morrisons. its that smell of burning fat, balance of garlic smell and goodness that carries me on through the night.
When on a night out, and i'm staggering on my mates shoulder after a few too many pints, that bright sign and staggeringly beautiful greek god behind the city cafe kebab grill house is just calling me too come and taste his wholesom produce, I cant help but go over and buy me and the boys some good kebabs. As we sit on the wet bench, stuffing our faces full off kebab, we all shutup for a second and stop abusing eachother, and we reflect on the night weve just had, and how some of us regret the things we said and the bets we made and lost (would take it home, but taxi's are shit scared of people spilling kebab meat all over their cabs, and it fucks me off waking up in my own sick and half-eaten kebab, its not the fact there sick, but more so the fact i've wasted half a kebab).
If I have the time, I will go for the king of kebabs, the skish kebab. This bad ass kebab will take the greek dude about 5 mins too cook up due to its size and the tempeture recommended too cook this bad boy, but its well worth the wait, you literally dont need anything with the kebab, no salad is required, just pop this bad boy in a hot pita bread and maybe some sauce, it depends how you are, although you should try a plain kebab atleast once to base your personal opinion on whether sauce & salad if better on or off your kebab.
I'd recommened a skish kebab too most people, too start off on it if theyre a kebab virgin, its a good way to break into the kebab and just have a good time while eating it.
I'd add more, but bit busy atm.
In my personal opinion and from recent years of kebab abuse, I have yet to find the perfect kebab. I've wondered the long chav infested streets of Bristol in search of such a charm, in hope I will find that one kebab to change my life forever. I have a limited selection of kebab shops, and often I find myself thinking that maybe the whole kebab frenzy is just one big comspiracy, 'cos most kebabs I eat, are all made the same, all use the same meat and stuff, I wonder why isnt there a kebab shop around this place that does a kebab thats simply amazing, well I'm still on that mission now, and fear I might be for a few years too come.
If your coming too Bristol, if your a student like me, then check out Archers fish bar! they do kebabs, but also pizza deals! you get pizza, garlic bread and a can of fanta. My mate went out a few weeks back, and they even let him go behind the scenes, and he got too see where all the kebabs are made! Like charlie and the chocolate factory. I'm so jealous, I love that bar!
Also try out Charcoal Grill, you will find a couple of them, but their not numbered unfortunately. However if you like your kebab watering holes tobe numbred, then checkout kebab-U-like, they range from kebab-U-like 1 - infinity, there is no end too kebab-U-like, soon they will reach the america's i'm sure.
bristol I think is a real hotspot for kebabs at the moment, so its a good time too visit, its a good tourist point to make to mates oversea's, they like the fact that Bristol is so passionate about the kebab. Its a symbol of life imo.
I sware also that Burger King stole the "your the boss" idea from kebab shops, kebab shops been doing that boss shit for years, you want extra garlic mayo, your gonna get extra mayo, 'cos your the motherfucking boss SHAMONE!
Most consider the kebab to be a dirty choice of food, one thats thrown aside and not respected or appreciated for the wholesom goodness it provides after a good night out with your mates down town after a few beers.
I often during my workbreak, travel to my local city kebab cafe outlet, its a fine establishment, you get alot of choice and a great deal for your money. If i'm rushed for time, I will just go for a chicken kebab with extra garlic mayo.
When the clock strikes 23:15, i'm like Its kebab time motherfucker, sometimes I also get some noodles for my workmates, I have to sneak them plus the kebab past the bouncers and the security.. so I go around the back behind all the bars / shops where the back door is, often I find a chav with ball size hoop earings giving some random burburry massive a blow job, this dirtyness makes me love the kebab even more, its so damn dirty, it makes the meal so much more sexy, and like sex, it doesnt last long, but it sure as hell tasted good. It's like im having a mini party everytime I eat a kebab, its the full package.
It's like the chiken you get from ASDA or if your upmarket Morrisons. its that smell of burning fat, balance of garlic smell and goodness that carries me on through the night.
When on a night out, and i'm staggering on my mates shoulder after a few too many pints, that bright sign and staggeringly beautiful greek god behind the city cafe kebab grill house is just calling me too come and taste his wholesom produce, I cant help but go over and buy me and the boys some good kebabs. As we sit on the wet bench, stuffing our faces full off kebab, we all shutup for a second and stop abusing eachother, and we reflect on the night weve just had, and how some of us regret the things we said and the bets we made and lost (would take it home, but taxi's are shit scared of people spilling kebab meat all over their cabs, and it fucks me off waking up in my own sick and half-eaten kebab, its not the fact there sick, but more so the fact i've wasted half a kebab).
If I have the time, I will go for the king of kebabs, the skish kebab. This bad ass kebab will take the greek dude about 5 mins too cook up due to its size and the tempeture recommended too cook this bad boy, but its well worth the wait, you literally dont need anything with the kebab, no salad is required, just pop this bad boy in a hot pita bread and maybe some sauce, it depends how you are, although you should try a plain kebab atleast once to base your personal opinion on whether sauce & salad if better on or off your kebab.
I'd recommened a skish kebab too most people, too start off on it if theyre a kebab virgin, its a good way to break into the kebab and just have a good time while eating it.
I'd add more, but bit busy atm.
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waok`whips
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Thanks dude, me and a couple mates were planning on doing a superbowl kind of tour around the UK's kebab shops. It would be like a pub crawl but on a larger scale. I expect were gonna be busy, but we plan on uploading all the data too a website once were done, so people can surf online for a kebab in their area (search by postcode - so they can find the closest kebab shop to their postcode, it would also be star rated, so say if a kebab shop is 1 mile away from your postcode and was only 3/5 stars, and there was one 4/5 but 2 miles away, we would recommend traveling the extra mile becuase of the adidtional star in ratings. Users can also login and post screenshots of their kebabs and also post reviews and the kebab hot spots in their city), before going out.
We hope to have a domain name up by the end of May, with a mid-slae database throught the UK of kebabs. You wait, the UK's tourist and global inconomy are gonna get massive.
Kebabs are becomming ever more popular and are coming in alot more choices and new sauces are being tested all the time.
My date who I have been seeing recently, is a fond lady of kebabs too.
I will tell you a story of love now:
the girl I am fond of now and dating, is a girl who is the most amazing being I have ever set eyes upon (in real life). I met her when I was out clubbing, I was secluded ina corner downing flaming samucas with some pals, just chilling as you do. I begin to ponder about things, and across the dancefloor I see this amazing girl, pulling off dancemoves I also do. When shit like this happened, you know this girl obviously aligns with your star. I got my mates to acompany me on the dancefloor, dancing like gays it seemed, and acting pal who was one of my kamikazies who would pull the other birds away while I pulled off "rolling the ball", "putting up a shelve" and "ello ello sailor", I began chatting too her! We danced the night away, I started drining red reef too become more feminine so she would warm towards me quicker. We have the same interestes, she plays bass guitar and so do I so we got on like a house on fire! She's also a nurse, I was thinking that I'd go quite a catch, the woman of my dreams it seems. So we carried on chatting / dacning (in the foam machine), and eventually we decided to leave. I accompanied her too a taxi stand like a gentleman would do, but the taxis were shit so we decided to walk home. it began too rain about 1/2 way to our dissapointment, but as we walked home in the rain, we held hands and developed love for eachother, it was so instant. there she was, soaking wet with make-up pouring down her face, cold as ice, I saw in the distance a big yellow charcoal grill sign. About this time she said she was feeling hungry, and I agreed that i was hungry too. So at 3am, the kebab shop was just shuttiing down, but luckily we made it just intime. It was unfortunate that the kebab wasnt top quality, becuase it was quite dry in texture and the sauce didnt suit it well at all imo. As we sat in a lightened hallway next too some shops, we kissed and talked, flirted etc, and threw down our kebabs, and we made kebab faces and she took a photo on her phone, I have it somewhere. From ear too ear she had the biggest smile i'd ever seen, and at this moment I realized that it was not the evening that bought us together as a whole, but it was the kebab.
this is when I realized how important kebabs were in my life, they signify peace and I know oneday that the same happiness I found that night, will occur in someone elses too one night, I hope it happens too you Marc, its truly a wonderful feeling (even better than reaching rr5 on my reaver).
We hope to have a domain name up by the end of May, with a mid-slae database throught the UK of kebabs. You wait, the UK's tourist and global inconomy are gonna get massive.
Kebabs are becomming ever more popular and are coming in alot more choices and new sauces are being tested all the time.
My date who I have been seeing recently, is a fond lady of kebabs too.
I will tell you a story of love now:
the girl I am fond of now and dating, is a girl who is the most amazing being I have ever set eyes upon (in real life). I met her when I was out clubbing, I was secluded ina corner downing flaming samucas with some pals, just chilling as you do. I begin to ponder about things, and across the dancefloor I see this amazing girl, pulling off dancemoves I also do. When shit like this happened, you know this girl obviously aligns with your star. I got my mates to acompany me on the dancefloor, dancing like gays it seemed, and acting pal who was one of my kamikazies who would pull the other birds away while I pulled off "rolling the ball", "putting up a shelve" and "ello ello sailor", I began chatting too her! We danced the night away, I started drining red reef too become more feminine so she would warm towards me quicker. We have the same interestes, she plays bass guitar and so do I so we got on like a house on fire! She's also a nurse, I was thinking that I'd go quite a catch, the woman of my dreams it seems. So we carried on chatting / dacning (in the foam machine), and eventually we decided to leave. I accompanied her too a taxi stand like a gentleman would do, but the taxis were shit so we decided to walk home. it began too rain about 1/2 way to our dissapointment, but as we walked home in the rain, we held hands and developed love for eachother, it was so instant. there she was, soaking wet with make-up pouring down her face, cold as ice, I saw in the distance a big yellow charcoal grill sign. About this time she said she was feeling hungry, and I agreed that i was hungry too. So at 3am, the kebab shop was just shuttiing down, but luckily we made it just intime. It was unfortunate that the kebab wasnt top quality, becuase it was quite dry in texture and the sauce didnt suit it well at all imo. As we sat in a lightened hallway next too some shops, we kissed and talked, flirted etc, and threw down our kebabs, and we made kebab faces and she took a photo on her phone, I have it somewhere. From ear too ear she had the biggest smile i'd ever seen, and at this moment I realized that it was not the evening that bought us together as a whole, but it was the kebab.
this is when I realized how important kebabs were in my life, they signify peace and I know oneday that the same happiness I found that night, will occur in someone elses too one night, I hope it happens too you Marc, its truly a wonderful feeling (even better than reaching rr5 on my reaver).
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infact the slogan should be "Bringing YOU and YOUR kebab closer together!" (small print - than ever before).
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there is a map of the uk in my mates house "the kebab tour" we have pins in all the places we have sampled the delights of kebabs. Currently there are about 64 pins in the map, ranging from Glasgow (3 out of 10) to newcatlse (11 out of 10) to cardiff (4 out of 10 cos i dropped it) and down to london (8 out of 10). Bristol is currently "unpinned" so if u could give it a score out of 10 it can be updated 
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nerf kebabs - giv currys
i laughed out loud Marc, when i read "to cardiff (4 out of 10 cos i dropped it)"
made me chuckle
i laughed out loud Marc, when i read "to cardiff (4 out of 10 cos i dropped it)"
made me chuckle
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I used to get a special kebab from the kebab house across the road from our nightclub, i didnt even need to queue, i would just point and he would sort me out with this kilo kebab. The chilli sauce was so hot at half time during footy on the saturday id be in the bog, but showing off the night before to my mates and drinking the chilli sauce probably didnt help, unfortunately the kebab house got shut down because they didnt have a sink
i miss shallemah's kebab house
i miss shallemah's kebab house
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Edaemos said:
This made me laugh
Waok, i'd second the crys of marry here, there won't be another like here
Personally in Southampton, while there are many kebab shops, you simply cant beat the caravan outside our halls nightclub. Day in day out, little old Ali sits in his caravan selling kebabs and burgers to drunken students! An Ali-burger is a must have on any night out!
Tilda
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FAO: Marc...
Ranoush - 43 Edgeware Rd., London (Tube to Marble Arch or Edgeware Rd)
Make a pilgrimage next time you're in London. Order the Chicken Shwarma. Be prepared for Newcastle to be squarely kicked off the top-spot.
This Lebanese joint is just outrageously good. And I don't mean in the usual kebab sense (ie. the more hideously shit the kebab is, the "better").
Do make sure that you go to the right place - there's a few other joints in the area that end in "...oush".
Ranoush - 43 Edgeware Rd., London (Tube to Marble Arch or Edgeware Rd)
Make a pilgrimage next time you're in London. Order the Chicken Shwarma. Be prepared for Newcastle to be squarely kicked off the top-spot.
This Lebanese joint is just outrageously good. And I don't mean in the usual kebab sense (ie. the more hideously shit the kebab is, the "better").
Do make sure that you go to the right place - there's a few other joints in the area that end in "...oush".
Knolan
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there once was a test in holland about kebab shops (i prefer the word shoarma tho) the newspaper revieuwed 150 kebab shops, most of em sucked (big city kebab shops btw) but there was 1!! omg hold on guys...
There was 1 that had 11 different types of sperm in their garlic sauce.
There was 1 that had 11 different types of sperm in their garlic sauce.
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Knolan said:
this is why u want a greek kebab shoppe and not a turkish/albanian/'insert-pissed-off-minority-grp-here' one
and always remember the golden rule, even when hideously drunk, do NOT take the piss out the staff BEFORE u get your food
