Don't give Katie Price mobile phones...

SFXman

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• Dec 24, 2003

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Interesting
This article contains minor nudity with nipples slightly showing and the lower region is covered merely by a hand...
Check it: http://www.freenet.de/freenet/nachrichten/brennpunkt/katie_price/index.html

If you want to read about it, bablefish is quite good... try it here:
http://babelfish.altavista.com/
Enter the first URL I gave into the translate a web page part

Moderators, I am linking to a very minor piece of nudity which I don't find too inappropriate so don't ban me instantly for posting this, I'd rather you delete the link from the post IF you find it to be too much...

 

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• Dec 24, 2003

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Heh!

 

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Err... Umm... Welll.....

 

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Can someone tell me what language the text is in so I can put it in babblefish?
Edit: German

 

SFXman

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Cyfr said:

Edit: German

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Quite so
Maybe the fact that the address has a ".de" could perhaps suggest the same answer

 

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• Dec 24, 2003

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What the? I thought my phone smelled of fish!

 

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Don't confuse fish with raw sewage. I know they are not mutually exclusive over here.

 

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The text is a larf. New catchphrase found: "The woman, who does not geizt with its attractions."

Her Handy was a Nokia 3650.

 

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• Dec 24, 2003

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considering the crappy keypad design it's just nice to see someones found a use for it

 

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• Dec 24, 2003

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More to the point what weird stuff were you searching for ?

Katie Price+Mobile Phone is some weird shit dude

 

Pro]v[etheus

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The headline translated by Babelfish:


England Luder number unity provided in the last week times again for headlines and generous title pages in the boulevard press: For the joy of numerous present ones the 25-year old their Handy used as vibrator and could with their frivolen mirror-image moose extensively be made a blueprint.

Doesn't make much sense but hey.

 

worMatty

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Now just translate that from Bollocks to English.

 

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I can't decide what was more amusing, the translation or the story itself.

who the hell is Katie Price?

 

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jordan

 

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Jordan.

El Minger.

 

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mank said:

I can't decide what was more amusing, the translation or the story itself.

who the hell is Katie Price?

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Jordan, is her 'stage/get tits out' name.

 

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Ah, suddenly everything makes sense.

 

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Looks like it's not just her tits she's getting out. Shame she's a munter.

 

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The translation is definitely funniest

The old trollop would certainly be a giggle at parties, I'd bet my gran would think shes a right laugh

 

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Ash said:

More to the point what weird stuff were you searching for ?

Katie Price+Mobile Phone is some weird shit dude

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Picked it up off the BMW Tuning Club of Finland forums

 

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SFXman said:

Picked it up off the BMW Tuning Club of Finland forums

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That's even more disturbing...

 

SFXman

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Sar said:

That's even more disturbing...

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Why thank you

 

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• Dec 26, 2003

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Anyone see the impression of her on Posh and Becks Big Impression last nite? I think they got her down perfectly

 

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Brynn said:

Anyone see the impression of her on Posh and Becks Big Impression last nite? I think they got her down perfectly

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What on earth is Posh and Becks Big Impression

 

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It's a UK TV show.

Comedy apparantly.

:/

 

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Alastair McGowan, is the guy doing the impressions