Ranting Thread

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Freddyshouse seems to be lacking a ranting thread, i've not seen one (or can't remember it) and since everyone loves a good old rant here we are. edit, just noticed a thread with ranting in further down, but oh well :p

Today i feel like ranting about emo kids, man i hate this wankers, if you're a bit past it and are fortunate enough to not know what they are then you can basically look at some shitty blogging website like myspace and you'll find a load of self obsessed, overly emotional, unethusiastic melodramatic losers who spend all their time listening to whiney, inaudible crap that makes no sense, while writing about how depressed they are to other sad little fucks on the internet. Furthermore, in the most depressing cases, they'll slit their wrists in a cry for attention, but unfortunately won't actually kill themselves (i mean come on, its pretty easy to kill yourself if you actually want to) Also...keeping it brief, they all dress like a bunch of fucktards.



Now i feel better <3

Bring on the rants...
 

Tasslehoff

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I hate children that calls their parents to change the channel on the TV for them :|
 

Ame

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The lack of Chav rantings is worrying me.
 
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That is to come, I'm sure.

Chav whine is unoriginal anyway :<
 

Bugz

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Chelsea only fuckin win matches cause they fuckin got lampard.

Tossers :<
 

Ame

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Bugz said:
Chelsea only fuckin win matches cause they fuckin got lampard.

Tossers :<
Lampard the Half-Ogre Mercenary from Camlann?
 

Dukat

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I hate college!

bad teachers.

you do absolutely fuck all for 4 weeks(because they're not giving you anything to do), then all of a sudden they dump 7 or more deadlines on you with hardly any time to sort the work.

They teach you theory which has nothing to do with the assignment, and so seems like a waste of time. if the theory was important, why not put it in the assignment?? fs!!

They're always so negative, "if you dont do this you're going to FAIL!!" etc etc

You go to thier lessons and nothing happens, yet you cant work on your own because they want you to look at whichever bullshit unapplicable crap subject they're on about at that particular moment, when they DO let you work on your own, the software you need isnt on the system.

and so you end up doing work at home, a few hours a night, thinking you're keeping up, being a bit of a loser and staying at home working instead of going down the pub and getting smashed, then go in a few weeks later and get told you're not doing anything like enough, you're going to fail, and that if you dont work harder then no one on the course is going to pass.

You end up having the odd day off (odd as in once in three weeks or so) and suddenly you're satan, you've missed THIER lesson and they're never happy about it, never mind the fact that you have deadlines coming out of your ears, you have no time to work at home, and you took the day off to study, oh no, thats all null and void, because you missed THIER LESSON.

so they dont talk to you for a week, then when they DO talk to you they give you another deadline, MORE unrelated homework and spend even MORE time talking about somthing that isnt even in the subject overview, and you can't ignore them and do work, because they make you turn the monitor off and look at what they're doing.

and then they'll give you the "OH well if you wont do the work then I'm not going to bother with you anymore" speech. I've heard it 4 times so far, and its getting older every time I hear it. It starts off asking you for work that NO ONE has done, because theres been no time to do it, they have a shout, they stop and look frustrated, and then it starts, "well I cant be bothered anymore if you wont work! its your own choice if you dont want to do the work I set!! no, from now on I'm not going to nag anymore" <at this point everyone gives a collective sigh of relief, thinking thats really going to happen> the teacher goes on: "If you dont want you're degree then its fine by me!" etc etc for about HALF A FUCKING HOUR, its like a bad joke, and every time it happens nothing changes, theres still nagging, still hours wasted listening to bull that means nothing.

Then theres IT services, ohhhh yea, that guy who failed the easiest IT course in existance, guess where he's working now, thats right! IT services! the people who keep the network running!

computers so low spec that they crash when they boot up, of course the hairdressing section has new Dell laptops, but the IT department gets computers that look like they've been built by bulk-buying the PC hardware from charity shops, and then giving it to the motor mechinics courses to put them together.

Try running Jbuilder 3 on a Pc that cant run internet explorer, that is the true meaning of pain. then the computer crashes, and you get locked out of your area. you go up to the IT help desk, and wait 20 minutes while the person behind the desk talks someone through the stesp involed in opening word, 10 minutes later and its still the same phone call and I'm beginning to wonder if the bloke behind the desk knows. by the time the call is finished I'm half tempted to jump over the desk and tell the person myself, then the techie behind the desk asks "what can I help you with?". I bite back the laughter that this guy could help anyone with anything, and ask if he could please unlock my area.

I go back down to my desk and the area's still locked, after banging my head against the desk 10 times I go back up and tell him its still locked, he gives a patronising sigh and "unlocks it" again and you go down, still locked!

this time hes less civil, mr. expert is not pleased that your taking up his precious time! cant you see there are more people who need his help than me!! (looking around the help desk and its empty, and he's got minesweeper running in the background of his pc) its obviously your fault, you're typing in your password wrong! never mind the fact that I can type in C++ code without getting errors, I cant type in my password right, ofcourse not!

I go back down, log in, and 10 minutes later the damn slow things managed to load Jbuilder, and then the lesson ends!!! argh!!!

This is without talking about the security guard who struts round telling people to stand up straight, or generally shouts at people for loitering, "being up to no good" and other very vague charges that seem to be figments of the man's imagination.

oh god, I HATE COLLEGE.

rant over.. for now :)
 

Deepfat

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Aye those emo kids, it's like there's never been any emotional content to any other music? I mean come on, all music has emotional content ffs. Why spend 50 quid on 5 albums full of turgid, second rate rock music sung by degenerates when they could go spend that money on getting laid which, frankly, would do prolly solve the root issue of their near constant whining?

I feel slightly better now :D
 

mirieth!

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Bugz said:
Chelsea only fuckin win matches cause they fuckin got lampard.

Tossers :<

=D

lampard-14.jpg


two of four very special men in my life :eek:

here's the third:

4-2.jpg










...and here's the king.

makelele400_300.gif
 

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Dukat said:
I hate college!

bad teachers.

you do absolutely fuck all for 4 weeks(because they're not giving you anything to do), then all of a sudden they dump 7 or more deadlines on you with hardly any time to sort the work.

They teach you theory which has nothing to do with the assignment, and so seems like a waste of time. if the theory was important, why not put it in the assignment?? fs!!

They're always so negative, "if you dont do this you're going to FAIL!!" etc etc

You go to thier lessons and nothing happens, yet you cant work on your own because they want you to look at whichever bullshit unapplicable crap subject they're on about at that particular moment, when they DO let you work on your own, the software you need isnt on the system.

and so you end up doing work at home, a few hours a night, thinking you're keeping up, being a bit of a loser and staying at home working instead of going down the pub and getting smashed, then go in a few weeks later and get told you're not doing anything like enough, you're going to fail, and that if you dont work harder then no one on the course is going to pass.

You end up having the odd day off (odd as in once in three weeks or so) and suddenly you're satan, you've missed THIER lesson and they're never happy about it, never mind the fact that you have deadlines coming out of your ears, you have no time to work at home, and you took the day off to study, oh no, thats all null and void, because you missed THIER LESSON.

so they dont talk to you for a week, then when they DO talk to you they give you another deadline, MORE unrelated homework and spend even MORE time talking about somthing that isnt even in the subject overview, and you can't ignore them and do work, because they make you turn the monitor off and look at what they're doing.

and then they'll give you the "OH well if you wont do the work then I'm not going to bother with you anymore" speech. I've heard it 4 times so far, and its getting older every time I hear it. It starts off asking you for work that NO ONE has done, because theres been no time to do it, they have a shout, they stop and look frustrated, and then it starts, "well I cant be bothered anymore if you wont work! its your own choice if you dont want to do the work I set!! no, from now on I'm not going to nag anymore" <at this point everyone gives a collective sigh of relief, thinking thats really going to happen> the teacher goes on: "If you dont want you're degree then its fine by me!" etc etc for about HALF A FUCKING HOUR, its like a bad joke, and every time it happens nothing changes, theres still nagging, still hours wasted listening to bull that means nothing.

Then theres IT services, ohhhh yea, that guy who failed the easiest IT course in existance, guess where he's working now, thats right! IT services! the people who keep the network running!

computers so low spec that they crash when they boot up, of course the hairdressing section has new Dell laptops, but the IT department gets computers that look like they've been built by bulk-buying the PC hardware from charity shops, and then giving it to the motor mechinics courses to put them together.

Try running Jbuilder 3 on a Pc that cant run internet explorer, that is the true meaning of pain. then the computer crashes, and you get locked out of your area. you go up to the IT help desk, and wait 20 minutes while the person behind the desk talks someone through the stesp involed in opening word, 10 minutes later and its still the same phone call and I'm beginning to wonder if the bloke behind the desk knows. by the time the call is finished I'm half tempted to jump over the desk and tell the person myself, then the techie behind the desk asks "what can I help you with?". I bite back the laughter that this guy could help anyone with anything, and ask if he could please unlock my area.

I go back down to my desk and the area's still locked, after banging my head against the desk 10 times I go back up and tell him its still locked, he gives a patronising sigh and "unlocks it" again and you go down, still locked!

this time hes less civil, mr. expert is not pleased that your taking up his precious time! cant you see there are more people who need his help than me!! (looking around the help desk and its empty, and he's got minesweeper running in the background of his pc) its obviously your fault, you're typing in your password wrong! never mind the fact that I can type in C++ code without getting errors, I cant type in my password right, ofcourse not!

I go back down, log in, and 10 minutes later the damn slow things managed to load Jbuilder, and then the lesson ends!!! argh!!!

This is without talking about the security guard who struts round telling people to stand up straight, or generally shouts at people for loitering, "being up to no good" and other very vague charges that seem to be figments of the man's imagination.

oh god, I HATE COLLEGE.

rant over.. for now :)


omg, I was just about to type this shit....
exactly, precisely thesame, only you got jbuilder... we got design strength calculations with COSMOSWorks on, like, a < P4 1GHz.... (those calculations take 15~20 min's on my AMD 64 3200+ 1024MB, imagine the pain at school...)

and ohw yeah, those deadlines... got fucking 6 of 'em this week... had 4 hours sleep last night, and it looks like I ain't gonna get that much more in the rest of the week, and I'm already agitated....




and OHW MY GOD THOSE [beep] --I THINK I'M COOL AND POWERFULL-- JANITORS!!!!!
many janitors are cool, but there's this one dude here, who thinks he rules all and is allmighty etc etc...
a few weeks ago I came in by skates. Did it for years on previous school, noone complained... could do it at the other side of the same school, (other building) and they had no problems with it...
at this school, the first janitor said, politely, to me that I actually wasn't allowed in with skates.. to which I said okay, didn't know that before (there's no sign whatsoever) but didn't bring my shoes that day, so I'll take the notice for next time, and bring shoes then. He agreed, and let me thru.. all good..

noonish... another janitor said slightly agitated and with raised voice, but not really shouting or whatever that I wasn't allowed to skate in the building... I said again, got class, can't go back home, didn't knew before, ain't no sign etc, but ain't got no shoes etc... he reluctantly let me continue on my way.. but still, all reasonably good...

when I was heading out of the building at the end of the day, this one janitor screamed to me
YOU THERE!! YOU WILL NEVER EVER SKATE HERE AGAIN and starting insinuating that I had to be some retard or something for not being able to guess that it wasn't allowed, and what was I doing on this bachelor university if I couldn't even figure out that I couldn't skate there...
so I shouted back Shut the f*ck up f*cking *ssh*ole...

ahwell, perhaps not a correct respons from me, but if he can't approach me with atleast a little bit respect.. don't demand much, but atleast, just treat me as a person instead of a piece of filth for no reason at all... :/
 

Hansmoleman

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i hate people who talk down to you, despite the fact your obviously more intelligent than them, not a rant persay, but pisses me right off =/
 

Marc

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I fucking hate rugby union with a passion. For 100 years the blazer wearing, aftershave drinking, racist song chanting benders have done their upmost to destroy the far superior code, Rugby league. Everytime the wankers come out in the press spouting lies my blood boils.

As the great Laurie Daley once said:

"Rugby league is a simple game, played by simple people. Rugby union is a complex game played by wankers"

Couldnt agree more :cheers:
 

Dukat

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More rant!

I'm sat here, doing homework that I've put off because I knew it was going to be a total bitch to do.

I'm sat here with a title for my report, which I've re-written FIVE FRICKEN TIMES, and not very much else. I've been sat here since 11am this morning, and I sat here for somthing stupid like 12 hours on saturday, trying to make a start.

I know I'm doing a draft report, or a plan for a project, I know it needs to be 'about' "cyber terrorism", and that it needs to be in tomorow.

I've so far written 1 line and deleted it god only knows how many times, because I cant decide if its right or not.

I've been given 1 quater of a piece of A4 with what I need to, which doesnt help at all. I wasnt told what to do by the teacher, because she's pissed at me for being late for her lesson (the first lesson of her's that I've ever been late to this year).

its a long story, but basically we got messed about, and so I got in late, it was still that teachers lesson but she wasnt in there, I went to the staff room and she's sat there writing some report or other, looking busy, i go to hand in some work and she tells me not to bother because she's too busy and she'll see me later. AT NO POINT DOES SHE LET ME IN ON THE WORK WE NEED TO DO.

I find out from class mates that we have shitloads to do but all I get is this quarter of a piece of A4, with 4-5 lines scribbled on it, and a 'good luck'.

So anyway, I'm sat here with my report, and 1 quarter of a piece of A4, feeling rather stupid and wanting to give it up as a bad job and just go in tomorow and face the music.

But then I know she's going to be pissed, as in mortal "I want to rip you head off" angry. So I'm sat here doing the report - no sorry, DRAFT of a report plan? fuck knows, and I dont even know which bloody part of cyber terrorism I need to cover. If I even need to do that! I mean its meant to be a "draft plan" or whatever, so do I need to go into the subject much?

My god, and the worst bit is that I'm going to be in the wrong tomorow no matter what I say.
 

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Ok I'd like to hijack this thread Aoln and im Sorry.
Lets get Define the sayings here
Emo kid=Someone who wants full attention and can't really be arsed to go thro with it?
Chav=Burberry cap and a sov ring steals all and laughs at the legal system put before him
Now heres the point I'm trying to make and some of you ain't gonna like it I'm afraid.
Get a fucking grip don't title an emo kid cos you have no fucking clue whats happened ever in there life,because the simple reason it has'nt happened to you and you will never ever know how these people feel if it has'nt happened to you.
kkthxbye done on Emo
Chav=ok I I often get defined as a chav cos of tattoos and the dogs I love to keep as our babies,but take it as a joke in my guild buts lets look at what a real chav is eh?
A real Chav is someone what not only takes the piss out of the system but also robs the the system I pay over 120 quid a week to pay for new traniers and gold chains and the kind of person what laughs when I pay there way,thats a fucking Chav scum of the earth imo
Tis my 2 cents and know you not gonna like it but
Sorry Dan
 
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Think you missed the point but nevermind, cba explaining.
 

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Dandare said:
Chav=ok I I often get defined as a chav cos of tattoos and the dogs I love to keep as our babies,but take it as a joke in my guild buts lets look at what a real chav is eh?
Sorry Dan
:clap: awwwwwwww im sorry you know im only joking :D :fluffle:
 

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mirieth! said:
=D

lampard-14.jpg


two of four very special men in my life
here's the third:

4-2.jpg



...and here's the king.

makelele400_300.gif

so the rumours of you being gay are true :fluffle:
 

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Want to know my rant? the people in coming to the country leeching off our jobs and our money. but the illiegal ones, the legal ones i got np with, they can live in UK np, but they ones that travel through europe because they will believe that they can get money here, so they get a house free from the government, money etc, and yet the government say that they are trying to kick them out... bullshit.

Also chavs, sorry for whine but they are fucking pathetic. i mean they just go around wrecking things, "bluttin" up their mates with their fingers shaped like a gun, smoking cigarettes like they smoke weed. They shout abuse at you when they are with their "crew" but nah when they on their own they total pussy's. Need to please just fuck off and hang around on street corners selling herbs more tbh.
 

MKJ

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Hey Aoln sure some wicked looking women on that myspace site. Am gonna join up I think. Cybersex here I come - not literally - well maybe you never know :sex: .
 

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i hate daylight savings, not only does the damned sun shine through the gap in my curtains in the morning, but i feel uneasy on the bus ride home in pitch black, with the driver going 60 on winding roads(which dont have many lights around)
 

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Mirieth, you have roxor taste, go Jose :D

And Aoln your emo rant was so true it's almost godlike, love it :worthy:
 

Dandare

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Aoln said:
Think you missed the point but nevermind, cba explaining.
Yeah you right sorta missed the point was miles off sorry bud
 

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Ooh it's like open mic night at the anger management unit \o/


Reet...

I hate the following:

ignorant people who think theyre funny like every single sodding minute has to be a frigging rip off of some comedy show or other, every single opportunity they get they turn it in to a "witty observationalist" monologue, they always have something better to say than you they always come out with shit like "Im mad i am!" when all they are is boring meat recording devices without an origional thought in their head.

i hate people who dont know when to apologise, cant take a joke, do/say something cruel then accuse YOU of not being able to take a joke, people who say shit like "Im 100% honest, you can tell me anything, im myself and if other people dont like it fuck em" then when your yourself and say something they dont like they fly off the handle and lo and behold they are exactly the sort of person they always said they hated.

i really hate cruelty, you dont like someone leave em alone, the kind of mental/physical torment that people inflict on other beings is beyond me and tbh if i had my way i'd send them all to the moon with no oxygen supplies.

cant stand people who swear at me, i dont swear at other people (i'll swear about stuff but not at people) so dont see why they feel the need to swear at me.

people who know best and always give advice, infact they dont so much give advise as shove it in your face, bullies i fucking hate bullies of any sort.

Arguments/fights any form of shouting i hate that, someone shouts at me i start crying it scares the crap out of me, violence too (when aimed at living creatures... i love beating up punchbags).

false accusations, when someone says stuff about you that isnt true, i get this really horrible swooping sick feeling in my gut it makes me feel awful and you know short of getting hard evidancetheres nothing you can do to change the other persons mind

giving a toss about what other people think of me, how they see me, i really wish it didnt affect me and that i didnt care and i hate that when something really upsets me the perpatrator never apologises but if i upset someone im expected to apologise immeadiately.

people who ignore the pain of a "loved one" but expect all the attention and sympathy when they need it, people who wont listen to your problems but expect you to take all their crap. flipping emotional vampires!!!

mayonnaise that isnt helmans, it just isnt right tbh.

hypocritical people, two faced back stabbers, liers, cheats, people that take pleasure in making others unhappy, people who stir up trouble to entertain themselves and sit back and watch other peoples lives get screwed up, people who get jealous of others sucess and try and belittle it by making fun of them.

people.

it all comes down to them if i was living on an island with me bf and the pc i'd be the happiest gal alive, all my woes have been inflicted by other sodding people sticking their oar's in.



*smokes a fag*

Aaaaah man that was gooood
 

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aaaaaaaaand another thing!

Busses! i sodding hate them, 1st theyre never on time, 2nd then when they finally come half an hour sodding late and you decided to piss off home and wait for the next one and see that your bus has cometh you leg it back to the stop waving and they dont sodding stop.

And the driver sits there looking all superior behind his sneeze guard being all like oooh hay lookit me i got a higher seat that you and i drive a bus!!

then after waiting in the freezing cold for like 52 years your bus comes and you think aaaah i can go home, but no you have to stop cos the driver gets a call on the cell phone and sits there going "yeah but no but yeah but right...."

then some dozey tit gets on and has to pay in pennies and can they have the money ready before they get on? erk no they have to root about in a bottomless hand bag, fish out a wallet, fight off the moths then show the driver pics of grandkids/pets a new breakfast dining set from ikia whatever then they pay, and you get some buggers who sit down on the outer seat THE OUTER SEAT FFS!!! its like ooh hay i know i only brought one ticket but im takin 2 seats Fnar! so all the smelly cantankerous bastards that get on cant sit next to them,




they have to sit next to me instead!!!!!!!!!!!








BASTARDS!!!

[edit] and theres always a bar on them that isnt attached properly so the whole journey it rattles and makes people want to murder all their co workers with a staple gun.
 

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