Zorba needs YOU!

[Damini]

Completely lacking in compassion, I can't be bothered to speak to this man. He's added me to msn, and won't shut up now. Should any of you ladies have time for Zorba, the tall man, please contact me and I'll arrange for you two to talk.

Zorba says:
hello
Damini , sponsor of Rah says:
Do I know you at all?
Zorba says:
ok baby
Zorba says:
ý and ý am dont know u
Zorba says:
but
Zorba says:
i am moustapha
Zorba says:
my fromk turkey
Zorba says:
i go 10days after NORT IRAQ
Zorba says:
in the WAR
Zorba says:

Zorba says:
you did me
Zorba says:
you dont know me
Zorba says:
why???
Zorba says:
mybe ý go in the WAR
Zorba says:
FOR U??
Zorba says:
i go ýraq
Zorba says:
becasua you are safe
Zorba says:
answers me
Zorba says:
teling me
Zorba says:
i need one friends
Zorba says:
(emoticon of a saggy flower)
Damini , sponsor of Rah says:
So war is being declared in ten days?
Zorba says:
after 10 days ý am gý military.
Zorba says:
i am soldier
Zorba says:
now no
Damini , sponsor of Rah says:
And immediately you are being posted to Iraq, with no previous training?
Zorba says:
i dont know
Zorba says:
maybe yes
Damini , sponsor of Rah says:
I very much doubt they would do that.
Zorba says:
i think yes
Zorba says:
i am tall boy
Zorba says:
i am commando
Zorba says:
what your name
Zorba says:
pls
Zorba says:
(non saggy flower) this flowers for you
Zorba says:
moutain the NORT IRAQ
Zorba says:
dont forget me
Zorba says:
i need one star
Zorba says:
pls send me one pic

 

[The Fonz]

He sounds dreamy...

 

[Damini]

He is a tall boy.

 

[old.tRoG]

I want a flower....

 

[El_Coolio]

*hands tRoG a (emoticon of a saggy flower)*

From msn with love

 

[old.tRoG]

I'll remember you when you fight in NORT IRAQ, hunny! Please, take this picture of my titties!

 

[El_Coolio]

It will serve me great, on them lonaly nights on the gulf..

 

[Damini]

Zorba says:
to shed light me moutain the ýraq

 

[Teh Krypt]

Maybe hes trying to tell us something we don't know, like flowers wilt.. or maybe theres going to be a war!

or maybe its bin ladin trying to conflic Daminis sweat mind...


:scared:

 

[El_Coolio]

Krypt, change your avatar,

It giveing me Nightmares

 

[old.Xarr]

maybe it's zarbo's nipple!

commando nipple fromk turkey!!!!!¤!11

 

[Jiggs]

sheesh just send the man a picture already

he is obviously in pain and will die soon due to the lack of blood in his skull

 

[Jiggs]

so did you?

 

[Damini]

No, I sent him to my ignore list. Well, if I see a tall commando dying in Iraq in ten days time, I might feel some fleeting guilt.

Then I'll eat some chocolate and feel better.

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

You really do get involved with the strangest things

 

[Euthanasia.]

Yeh, like downloading porn!
naughty woman!!

 

[Dook_Pug]

If he's from Cyprus (Turkish side) where they have a policy of conscription it's very likely they'd just ship him off to Iraq with no prior training.

My fiances younger brother (just hit 18 now) was nearly forced to conscript until the English government stepped in.

Mad people

 

[Sigurd]

Msn = great laughs, I remember convincing a couple of american girls I was an Inca living in the Amazon over msn once... poor america

 

[old.tRoG]

DiIiEIEiEIiiEIeiiEiIEiEeiEeIie!1111I!Ii!Ie!E1!11

 

[Damini]

Originally posted by Dook_Pug
If he's from Cyprus (Turkish side) where they have a policy of conscription it's very likely they'd just ship him off to Iraq with no prior training.

My fiances younger brother (just hit 18 now) was nearly forced to conscript until the English government stepped in.

Mad people

That's harsh Maybe I should have been his star...

*eats chocolate*

*feels better*

 

[old.tRoG]

Mmmmm... Chocolate.

Makes the pain go away.

Chocolate is like heroine. Except, instead of killing you, it makes you fat. Which could kill you.

Mmmmm.... Chocolate.

 

[Sharma]

what on earth is it with that y thing and also, i couldnt make sense of that because it looked as if he was argueing with himself

 

[Damini]

Thats exactly what was said, in that order. I couldn't make sense of it either

And the y thing is an "i" in disguise, I believe.

 

[Summo]

Hey! He's mybe ý go in the WAR FOR U?? Show some compassion! At least send him an mpeg of you dancing.

OR EVEN BETTER

Send him an mpeg of you breaking up with him, then snogging Kenny. Maybe his commando chums will see it and laugh and kill him.

 

[Teh Krypt]

Originally posted by Damini
Thats exactly what was said, in that order. I couldn't make sense of it either

And the y thing is an "i" in disguise, I believe.

Yes it is.


Oh, and people from that country are retarded assholes who steal mothers.

 

[Addlcove]

Originally posted by Teh Krypt


Yes it is.


Oh, and people from that country are retarded assholes who steal mothers.

so who's mother did you steal?

 

[Teh Krypt]

Originally posted by Addlcove


so who's mother did you steal?

What the fuck are you on about?

 

[Dook_Pug]

The Turkish language doesn't use 'I's' in the way we do, they have some sort of 'y' AFAIK.

I only speak it though, can't write it

 

[old.tRoG]

U SuX!

Write it.. or... I'll set my missus on you.

And that will not be pleasant.

 

[Sharma]

tRoGs married?

oh

erm


umm


nm, ill refrain ^^