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old.[SCW]Nessie
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A Police woman is standing shivering outside a winter football game
when a dog handler colleague of hers approaches her.
"What's the matter" he says " How are you so cold?"
"Well " she replies" I was late in at the station this morning and was in
such a rush to get into uniform that I forget to put my knickers on!
Now , needless to say I'm bloody freezing"
"Och that's no problem" says the dog handler " Sabre here is a great
retriever, he'll fetch your pants from the station. Just let him have a
little sniff and off he'll go!"
"Are you sure " replies the WPC "Well, ok cos I'm freezing"
So she lets the dog have a good sniff between her legs and then the
handler says to it "Sabre fetch" and it's off.
Ten minutes later it's back with three of the Sergeants fingers in it's
mouth.
when a dog handler colleague of hers approaches her.
"What's the matter" he says " How are you so cold?"
"Well " she replies" I was late in at the station this morning and was in
such a rush to get into uniform that I forget to put my knickers on!
Now , needless to say I'm bloody freezing"
"Och that's no problem" says the dog handler " Sabre here is a great
retriever, he'll fetch your pants from the station. Just let him have a
little sniff and off he'll go!"
"Are you sure " replies the WPC "Well, ok cos I'm freezing"
So she lets the dog have a good sniff between her legs and then the
handler says to it "Sabre fetch" and it's off.
Ten minutes later it's back with three of the Sergeants fingers in it's
mouth.