Why did the chicken cross the road......?

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Sharma

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post your why did the chicken cross the road jokes here im bored :D
 
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old.job

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Nah Doctor jokes


Receptionist: Doctor the invisible man is here to see you.
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him

Patient: Doctor I keep thinking I'm a pack of cards.
Doctor: Sit down I'll deal with you later.

Patient: Doctor I've swallowed a trumpet.
Doctor: Thats funny a woman who looked just like you came in before with a mouth organ stuck in her throat
Patient: Oh, that'll be Our Monica.
 
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Sharma

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Originally posted by old.job
Nah Doctor jokes


Receptionist: Doctor the invisible man is here to see you.
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him

Patient: Doctor I keep thinking I'm a pack of cards.
Doctor: Sit down I'll deal with you later.

Patient: Doctor I've swallowed a trumpet.
Doctor: Thats funny a woman who looked just like you came in before with a mouth organ stuck in her throat
Patient: Oh, that'll be Our Monica.

bah thread hi-jacker, go bump some redundant doctor threads
 
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Slinker

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:)

Patient: Doctor I keep thinking I am a pair of curtains .
Doctor: Sit down and pull yourself together man .
 
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SilverHood

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why did the one eyes chicken cross the road?
To get to the birds eye shop


patient: doctor doctor, I think i'm a piano
doctor: well, sit down while I write some notes
 
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old.Tohtori

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Ye old way:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it was dead. (get it? cross?..hehe...ha!)

And the modern way:

Chicken, why DID you cross the road?

None of your f'ing business.
 
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SFXman

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Doctor: I think I accidentally gave you depression medicine for you diahrea.
Patient: I thought so since I've had shit in my pants for the last two hours and I haven't even thought about it.
 
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Sharma

Guest
Originally posted by SFXman
Doctor: I think I accidentally gave you depression medicine for you diahrea.
Patient: I thought so since I've had shit in my pants for the last two hours and I haven't even thought about it.
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ROFL!!!!!

:D

best one yet!
 
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AM-RKA

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chicken joke

chicken and an egg in bed together...

chicken lights a cigarette.

eggs says....

well that answers that one...
 

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