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post your why did the chicken cross the road jokes here im bored
Originally posted by old.job
Nah Doctor jokes
Receptionist: Doctor the invisible man is here to see you.
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him
Patient: Doctor I keep thinking I'm a pack of cards.
Doctor: Sit down I'll deal with you later.
Patient: Doctor I've swallowed a trumpet.
Doctor: Thats funny a woman who looked just like you came in before with a mouth organ stuck in her throat
Patient: Oh, that'll be Our Monica.
#Originally posted by SFXman
Doctor: I think I accidentally gave you depression medicine for you diahrea.
Patient: I thought so since I've had shit in my pants for the last two hours and I haven't even thought about it.