What happens when...

[-fus-]

people have watched too many films!
Was driving down road, had an arguement, stopped car, realised there was 4 of them in the car, versus, well, me!
So, me been the brave man i am, locked door, and wound up window, popped into reverse.......



...and stalled! woo!
So here is these 4 big fuckers trying to get to me, by punching in the windows, 3 of them went away because it wasn't their fight and left the other chap pummelling the window. He was there for a few minutes, with no luck, so i looked at him and laughed (as one does) and slowley reversed away.

The moral of the story kids: even if Arnie, or Rambo can do it, you probably can't, so don't try as you'll just look foolish.



Anyone else got examples of this? :\

 

[Teh Krypt]

My dad trys to run kids over when they run half way into th road playing chicken. They are chickens, when he starts driving at them on the pavement they soon run from his big van

 

[-fus-]

to quote mank!


you<-------------->the point


(i've never done that! What if he'd hit them? won't somebody please think of the children? )

PS: COME BACK MANK!!111

 

[Teh Krypt]

Its their own fault for playing chicken and making other cars swave out of the way when they run half way into the road.

He was telling me his friend once broke some guys leg before doing it He was sticking his leg out so cars had to move and he just carried on ;D

 

[old.ignus]

I got followed home once, two cars one an astra GTE the other an escort fairly new, couldn't tell he had main beam on all the time to annoy me. I tried losing them but it was winter and even the back roads I know well were no help to me thanks to the snow. Anyway phoned my dad and got him to wait outside as back up, when I got home he was ready with an iron bar. Got a good look at them when they drove past, buncha townie kids. Had I know I'd have rammed into them and broken their ill fitted bodykits, then beat ten barrels of shit out of every one of them.

 

[Sharma]

Originally posted by old.ignus
buncha townie kids.

Unfortunately for me i live next to a town called Thornaby, fucking breeding ground for people like them, give me half the chance and id nuke it. :l

 

[old.ignus]

I used to hang around with a group, almost a gang you could say. We were all anti townie, ahh those were the days fighting drinking, drinking some more then maybe more fighting. 1999 what a great year.

 

[Xtro 2.0]

Originally posted by old.ignus
I used to hang around with a group, almost a gang you could say. We were all anti townie, ahh those were the days fighting drinking, drinking some more then maybe more fighting. 1999 what a great year.

Please explain how that behaviour differs from "townies"?

 

[evilmonkeh]

i once tried to jump off of a ski lift thinking that it wouldnt hurt. it did.

 

[Ch3tan]

It is different Xtro, its worse. Think people like you should be locked up, not given the chance to serve your country.

 

[Swift^]

Originally posted by old.ignus
I used to hang around with a group, almost a gang you could say. We were all anti townie, ahh those were the days fighting drinking, drinking some more then maybe more fighting. 1999 what a great year.

It is official - you are scum.
Violent wankers like you are what make this country have such a bad name... the kind to go out and fight at football matches and then complain when the nation is threatened with removal because of a small bunch of cunts like you.

And also, do you have some kind of security problem? Because your signature is one massive ego feed, perhaps you should take a long look at yourself.

 

[Deadmanwalking]

Ooo matron...

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

Originally posted by Deadmanwalking.
Ooo matron...

What he said!

 

[Testin da Cable]

violence at football matches is part of the reason I say football=shit. It's over generalising, I know. if I were king I'd have idiots who thought it was 'teh cool' to have a wee riot after a lost/won/whatever match shot through the knees on sight. makes me wonder how long the violence would last. or if I'd run out of bullets before I'd run out of idiots. still, one can't fight fire with fire heh. watch me now :|

 

[old.ignus]

Originally posted by Xtro 2.0
Please explain how that behaviour differs from "townies"?

You don't understand the nature of townies then, they start fights, its what they do. Whenever a group of townies got together they would start a fight for whatever reason, simple as that, we would wade in and assist whoever in fighting them off. Our drinking was social, we drank in pubs not clubs and played pool, darts, table football during the day and it wasn't excessive drinking we were like old men in young bodies. We also didn't drive around in suped up novas and compare cars at the local car park or spend all day losing money on machines in the arcades then beating some poor little kid up to get more money to gamble.

I just remember having some great times back in those days, everyones gone now though.

 

[Cdr]

Originally posted by old.ignus
I just remember having some great times back in those days, everyones gone now though.

By 'gone' do you mean dead or in prison?

Originally posted by Teh Krypt
My dad trys to run kids over when they run half way into th road playing chicken. They are chickens, when he starts driving at them on the pavement they soon run from his big van

You mean your dad actually mounts the pavement to aim at children? Fancy sharing his name and numberplate?

 

[Deadmanwalking]

Townies don't die they are invincible!!! :eek2:

 

[Teh Krypt]

Originally posted by Cdr
By 'gone' do you mean dead or in prison?



You mean your dad actually mounts the pavement to aim at children? Fancy sharing his name and numberplate?

Driving at them on the pavment in the sence they are on the pavement and he is driving at them.

 

[Cdr]

But never actually drives on the pavement?

 

[Teh Krypt]

What do you think?

 

[old.ignus]

Originally posted by Cdr
By 'gone' do you mean dead or in prison?

No just away, some uni, one dead, none prison. The townies however are still in force.

 

[Mellow-]

I think some of you moan too much.

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
violence at football matches is part of the reason I say football=shit. It's over generalising, I know. if I were king I'd have idiots who thought it was 'teh cool' to have a wee riot after a lost/won/whatever match shot through the knees on sight.

Half the tourist population of Ibiza would walk with a limp... hur hur

 

[Xtro 2.0]

Originally posted by old.ignus
You don't understand the nature of townies then, they start fights, its what they do.

No, I suppose after being stabbed twice by them I must have no idea.

You post about having good times fighting townies and drinking, no difference imho.

 

[Ch3tan]

Its the way you phrase it ignus. You had fun fighting, which makes you no better than the people you were fighting.

 

[PR.]

When I was at college there was about 7 of us on the same coursethat went around town together, we often went into Debenhams for a cooked breakfast

But lots of places we went we got that same suspicious look from the store people. Once when we went into Woolworths the store was pretty empty for a weekday morning and we went over to the sweets next thing "Security to the confectionaries, thankyou!", we all put are hands up

If you go around with groups of more than three then immediately people are suspicious. I'm the same I get paranoid when I am walking back to my car after work and I pass 5 or 6 teenagers sitting on a wall. :/

 

[[PS]Mung]

Originally posted by old.ignus
.....when I got home he was ready with an iron bar.

Originally posted by old.ignus
I used to hang around with a group, almost a gang you could say. We were all anti townie, ahh those were the days fighting drinking, drinking some more then maybe more fighting. 1999 what a great year.

Did your Dad help out with an iron bar too then? OR DID YA MUM SCARE 'EM OFF INSTEAD?

 

[Cdr]

..... buh?

 

[mank!]

Originally posted by Swift^
kind to go out and fight at football matches

There's probably more fights in pubs/clubs/bars on a Saturday night than there is at football matches on a Saturday afternoon.

 

[Trem]

Originally posted by [PS]Mung
Did your Dad help out with an iron bar too then? OR DID YA MUM SCARE 'EM OFF INSTEAD?

Leave it out, depending on your background and your life it is easy to get in fights etc.

When you are young it seems acceptable to go around with your local gang and fight, I've done it and one of me bestest online mates has done it, its just another thing we grow out of.