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VIRUS ALERTS
Lewinsky Virus – Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails
everyone about what it did.
Ronald Regan Virus – Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
Mike Tyson Virus – Quits after two bytes.
Oprah Winfrey Virus – Your 300Mb HardDrive suddenly shrinks to 100Mb
then slowly expands to 200Mb.
Dr. Jack Kevorkian Virus – Deletes all old files.
Ellen Degeneres Virus – Disks can no longer be inserted.
Titanic Virus (a strain of the Lewinsky Virus) – Your whole computer goes down.
Disney Virus – Everything in your computer goes Goofy.
Prozac Virus – Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn’t care.
Paedophile Virus – Only attacks minor files.
Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus – Terminates on detection but always
comes back.
Lorene Bobbit Virus – Reformats your HardDrive into a 3.5” Floppy, then
discards it through Windows.
Viagra Virus – Makes a new HardDrive out of an old Floppy.
Lewinsky Virus – Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails
everyone about what it did.
Ronald Regan Virus – Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
Mike Tyson Virus – Quits after two bytes.
Oprah Winfrey Virus – Your 300Mb HardDrive suddenly shrinks to 100Mb
then slowly expands to 200Mb.
Dr. Jack Kevorkian Virus – Deletes all old files.
Ellen Degeneres Virus – Disks can no longer be inserted.
Titanic Virus (a strain of the Lewinsky Virus) – Your whole computer goes down.
Disney Virus – Everything in your computer goes Goofy.
Prozac Virus – Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn’t care.
Paedophile Virus – Only attacks minor files.
Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus – Terminates on detection but always
comes back.
Lorene Bobbit Virus – Reformats your HardDrive into a 3.5” Floppy, then
discards it through Windows.
Viagra Virus – Makes a new HardDrive out of an old Floppy.