toilet seats

[geldor]

why do women alwas put them down ? ure only goin to put it up again when u use it next

this is somthing thats puzzled me for a long time any feed back would be apreciated

 

[Belsameth]

a thing that's always puzzled me is how people are able to completely rape english into something as unreconizable as you just did...

 

[old.Tohtori]

After noticing a science thingy on what a splash of bacteria comes flying up when you flush, i tend to throw the darn thing down myself. "A fresh shower of urea particles anyone?"

Why do men leave the bottom seat up after a relief? You're only going to put it back down when you have to go number 2.

Also women tend to do makeup and would you want to drop your lipstick(if you were a female) into a fresh bowl of toiletwater?

The truth is, leave it up or down or sideways in the sink, it's not that big of a deal to lift it or lower it. If it is, you need less cheesecake and more running

Oh yes, i'm a guy.

 

[Danya]

Originally posted by old.Tohtori
Also women tend to do makeup and would you want to drop your lipstick(if you were a female) into a fresh bowl of toiletwater?

Err, the mirror is over the toilet in your house? Most poeople have the mirror over the sink...

 

[Belsameth]

no that's just with you and your twisted friends

 

[Danya]

:O

 

[old.Tohtori]

Originally posted by Danyan
Err, the mirror is over the toilet in your house? Most poeople have the mirror over the sink...

Lipstick drops. Hits the corner of the sink. FlipflopPLOP!

How do you think toothbrushes end up in toilets?

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

Originally posted by old.Tohtori
Lipstick drops. Hits the corner of the sink. FlipflopPLOP!

How do you think toothbrushes end up in toilets?

So true

 

[katt!]

Originally posted by Danyan
Err, the mirror is over the toilet in your house? Most poeople have the mirror over the sink...

its a known fact that no matter where you drop something in the bathroom, it always ends up in the toilet (if the seat is up).

 

[Munkey-]

Originally posted by old.Tohtori
Oh yes, i'm a gay.

 

[Nichneven]

Tbh, I always have a habit of putting the toilet seat down if a guy leaves it up, only because an open toilet is not the most beautiful of sights to behold.

That whole thing about the lipstick is rubbish... unless you put makeup on inside of a tiny stall. Fgs, women do their makeup in front of the sink/mirror - they don't struggle to put on eyeliner whilst gazing into the potty.

It doesn't piss me off when guys leave the toilet open but I would recommend a simple solution for guys who are just too lazy to do it properly.

www.easyshopn.com/toilet_seat.htm

If that's what it takes - so be it.

 

[Munkey-]

well in my bathroom: I leave the lid up but the seat down.

Who needs to stand when they go to the toilet, much more comfortable to do it sitting down

 

[old.Tohtori]

Originally posted by Nichneven

That whole thing about the lipstick is rubbish...

Just an example. Let's not get into every word, eat them and spit them out like they were yummy chewy caramel with a sour center. Let's change that to toothbrush and be happy about it.

Oh and Munkeh..about your, oh so witty, "Oh yes i am gay" quote nitting...well, i don't judge you for being one.

 

[Arnor]

Originally posted by old.Tohtori
Lipstick drops. Hits the corner of the sink. FlipflopPLOP!

How do you think toothbrushes end up in toilets?

because you try to save time by brushing and peeing at the same time?

 

[Sharma]

Im polite i always put it down

 

[Arnor]

Originally posted by sharma
Im polite i always put it down

hah!
your so small you have to put it down or you fall in. you've even made a special little hole in the lid

 

[Flimgoblin]

Originally posted by katt!
its a known fact that no matter where you drop something in the bathroom, it always ends up in the toilet (if the seat is up).

it's like black holes...

 

[geldor]

just to rephrase i emant the lid bit seat i cna piss through but if the lids down means i have to life it up first...nerf effert

 

[mirieth]

Originally posted by Arnor
hah!
your so small you have to put it down or you fall in. you've even made a special little hole in the lid

 

[Luv_Bunny]

stop making fun of the little one, btw, arnor, you look like santa

oh, and i cba with toilet seats, i leave them the way i used them

 

[Validus]

Originally posted by geldor
just to rephrase i emant the lid bit seat i cna piss through but if the lids down means i have to life it up first...nerf effert

me no gte ti??.

 

[Teh Krypt]

Just shit on the grass outside, blame it on the dog and be done.

 

[Brunore]

This post reminds me of my mate at uni years ago, he found out his girlfriend, who was also in the same halls of residence, was cheating on him.

He then decided to stick her toothbrush up his ass (honest!) and piss on it.

He then took great pleasure in telling her what he did while we were all (around 12 of us) in the student bar after he had watched her use it.

The reaction of her's was stright out of Jerry Springer.

Classic.

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

Thats just plain sick.

 

[old.Tohtori]

And no matter what...no sticking stuff up your bottom people! It can cause great harm and i would imagine it's not that pleasent either.

 

[Luv_Bunny]

Originally posted by old.Gombur Glodson
Thats just plain sick.

my toughts exactly

 

[Ekydus]

Bunnies relieve themselves in the great outdoors, so how can you say it's sick?

 

[Luv_Bunny]

was refering to the toothbrush thingy, it's both sick and sad

don't even dare to drag innocent bunnies into this conversation.

 

[old.job]

What's a toilet?

 

[Ekydus]

It's not sick. People use toothbrushes to brush their teeth to clean them.

Accidents do happen though. Blame the designers.