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[Scouse]

Apple-UK data privacy row should not be secret, court rules

The UK government sought to keep details of its row with Apple over requested access to its encrypted cloud storage tool private.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Raven]

Apple-UK data privacy row should not be secret, court rules

The UK government sought to keep details of its row with Apple over requested access to its encrypted cloud storage tool private.

www.bbc.co.uk

Apple can go fuck themselves for insipid anti-consumer bullshit, but in this case, fuck the home office.

 

[Raven]

How to cat. On your back, with your dick in the air. Thought he was dead ffs. edit...and yes, he is a little fatbody, should lose it now it's nearly summer.

 

[Lamp]

Enjoy the small things in life...
...1.5kg of Haribo gummy bears from Amazon



🤤

 

[Gwadien]

Enjoy the small things in life...
...1.5kg of Haribo gummy bears from Amazon

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🤤

I saw a deathscroll video of a confectionary company like 'oh wow this person ordered 5kg of mini eggs, anyway onto the video, we don't use Cadburys mini eggs here we use another brand which we think is just a good'.

I'd be fucking mortified.

 

[Scouse]

Minority Report!


*sets sail, it's been a while*

 

[Raven]

Good shout, excellent film.

 

[Scouse]

No HDR version available annoyingly. (Well, not any professional ones).

 

[Raven]

Apple TV is worth a sub for a month, now and again, if you have some spare time to binge. I might have a look at the weekend.

Look like it has the film and the (probably) shit spin off series.

 

[Deebs]

How to cat. On your back, with your dick in the air. Thought he was dead ffs. edit...and yes, he is a little fatbody, should lose it now it's nearly summer.

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That will teach me to read FH at stupid oclock. Was going to ask what that container middle far right held, after another glance realised I was looking at a BBQ. Fucking fucksake. I blame the sun, the two massive cats and the angle.

 

[Scouse]

Oh surprise surprise. Biofuels are a load of shite.

UK investigating fraud claims around green fuel HVO diesel

The BBC finds evidence of fraud in the production of a "green" diesel meant to cut emissions.

www.bbc.co.uk

Even the genuine ones are a load of shite, but this shows that Europe uses more biofuels than it's possible to create for global consumption.

Of course, governements knew this before they labelled biofuels "sustainable".

 

[Bodhi]

Petrol is sustainable.

I use a tank of the stuff (quite quickly TBF) then I pop to a petrol station and I get some more. Perfectly sustainable

 

[Bodhi]

Also, I have a new favourite put down....

 

[BloodOmen]

View: https://youtu.be/6P_wmQFhn2s

 

[BloodOmen]

What are police doing lately? absolute clowns. Arresting a mother of two because she took two ipads off her own children, she was arrested for alleged theft... another bloke arrested with his wife for criticizing his daughters school in a whatsapp group.

Absolute circus police force

 

[Lamp]

Philip Scofield telling Julian Clary "you have a fantastic entrance"

By the way this is a fantastic channel. I've subscribed to it. This couple are so lovely. The woman (Jess) has a such an addictive laugh. They've had me in bits reviewing The Inbetweeners, Faulty Towers, and Sarah Millican


View: https://youtu.be/1rYJveqQxok?si=OGtZXTVL5ThjvNdP

 

[Scouse]

I don't see what all the fuss is about. The person was dead, at least they were still useful, eh?

Police searching for man who allegedly sexually abused corpse on New York subway

Video captured one person robbing corpse on idling train before another person robbed and sexually assaulted it

www.theguardian.com

 

[SilverHood]

I don't see what all the fuss is about. The person was dead, at least they were still useful, eh?

Police searching for man who allegedly sexually abused corpse on New York subway

Video captured one person robbing corpse on idling train before another person robbed and sexually assaulted it

www.theguardian.com

I saw this in the news. I expected it to be deep Brooklyn or Queens, but this is a few minutes walk from Wall Street.

 

[Scouse]

I saw this in the news. I expected it to be deep Brooklyn or Queens, but this is a few minutes walk from Wall Street.

Looking at the pics of the bloke and the bird who did the shagging and robbing, I'm pretty sure neither of them worked in Wall Street*


*Having said that. Working in a high powered job doesn't mean you don't do really dirty things.

 

[Lamp]

I accidentally included a bright yellow duster in the towel wash and the once white hand towels are now pale lemon.



Not a problem. Easily replaced if need be.

Imagine if you did that to the Mrs white shirt ?
Expect a frying pan to make contact with your head.

Or "I'm not angry just disappointed". That's worse, right ?

Or "Make it up to me. Spend all evening with me....".
That doesn't sound to bad. And then she finishes her sentence "...talking about our emotions."


That frying pan option's starting to look good.

 

[Tom]

 

[Raven]

Viz, not as funny as it used to be.

(I have a sub, sits next to my bog, until the next one)

 

[Scouse]

Viz, not as funny as it used to be.

(I have a sub, sits next to my bog, until the next one)

The shock value wore off for me very quickly and they can't do stuff like Paul Whicker the Tall Vickar any more because of hate-speech laws. Even though Paul Whicker was being represented as being fucking awful.

 

[Raven]

"Viz, not as funny as it used to be" was a meme before memes were a thing.

It's moved on, less crude, but still brilliant. Foodie Bollocks and The Male Online are great.

 

[DaGaffer]

Good morning Tokyo

 

[Scouse]

What you doing over there then @DaGaffer. Holiday or work?

 

[DaGaffer]

What you doing over there then @DaGaffer. Holiday or work?

Holiday. Jet lag finally wearing off.