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[Overdriven]

Sigh I didn't want to have to come clean but seeing as you are starting to wonder I must hold it up and be counted.

Do you know who the dad is?

(Congratulations!)

Sorry both, but the wife's boyfriend is the father.

 

[Deebs]

Sorry both, but the wife's boyfriend is the father.

Thank fuck for that, now I can spend that money on man toys.

 

[georgie]

Spoiler: Man Toys?

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[Deebs]

My last one glued itself shut.

 

[georgie]

My last one glued itself shut.

That's a sentence I could have done with not reading.

 

[Overdriven]

That's a sentence I could have done with not reading.

To be fair it's what happens when you pass it around FH members and no one cleans it. Adds to the texture.

 

[Gwadien]

My yarrr site has died, can someone dm me another pls.

 

[Gwadien]

My yarrr site has died, can someone dm me another pls.

@Overdriven I believe you're a captain?

 

[Scouse]

@Gwadien...

 

[Raven]

Anyone work through a third party? Am I basically dodging tax or something? Doing a 15-month contract, which will more than likely go permanent, once maternity is over. Ballache of time sheets, and accruing holiday pay, which I will likely just save up anyway.

Job is for an agency, via a third party "Umbrella company" who deal with the payroll etc.

I am taking tomorrow off for life admin, shooting bad guys in the face in Far Cry, and weed, so I want to get it put to bed.

PS, I can do what I am doing in my sleep, it boggles my mind what I let the twats at the last place get away with, salary wise.

 

[Scouse]

You are not tax dodging. You're contracting. You'll pay what you're legally obliged to pay.

People on here (and in other places) will call you a tax-dodging cunt and tell you why you're all manner of wrong and tell you - straight faced - that you should voluntarily give more money up for tax.

These people have a level of jealousy that you're earning more than them and paying less tax than them. They also cannot conceptualise different methods of working. You, meanwhile, will still be paying more as a percentage of your income than any corporate or business owner. So ignore the wage slaves and crack on.

 

[Deebs]

You are not tax dodging. You're contracting. You'll pay what you're legally obliged to pay.

People on here (and in other places) will call you a tax-dodging cunt and tell you why you're all manner of wrong and tell you - straight faced - that you should voluntarily give more money up for tax.

These people have a level of jealousy that you're earning more than them and paying less tax than them. They also cannot conceptualise different methods of working. You, meanwhile, will still be paying more as a percentage of your income than any corporate or business owner. So ignore the wage slaves and crack on.

Cheeky scouse cunt, I take offence and have never called anyone a tax dodging cunt here, ah sorry, I have but to be honest it is fine as it was you and being from up North you automatically qualify for all of the above and loads more.

 

[Raven]

Oh, I am not that bothered about paying just the right amount of tax. Fuck'um. So long as it is all legal.

 

[Overdriven]

@Overdriven I believe you're a captain?

I use Usenets and private DDL sites. I don't sail to torrential seas. I got "gracefully removed" from one because basically I never seed as my PC is only on if I need to work or use Plex 🤣

 

[Scouse]

Minimum alcohol pricing: Problem drinkers turn to spirits - study

Problem drinkers turn from cheap cider to "litres of vodka" since minimum 50p price set in Wales.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Overdriven]

Minimum alcohol pricing: Problem drinkers turn to spirits - study

Problem drinkers turn from cheap cider to "litres of vodka" since minimum 50p price set in Wales.

www.bbc.co.uk

If this happened when I was at Uni I'd be dead. The amount of cheap shitty cider we drank was quite frankly scary. If we were doing that with Vodka and Wine we'd be dead.

 

[Bodhi]

Spain now looking to push 100% tax for people buying houses for non-EU members...... *cough* LOL, do you feel fucking stupid yet ex-pact leave voters?

Except that isn't what's happening - worst case will be a removal of Property Tax relief for non EU Citizens, and it's doubtful if that's even legal.

Non Resident taxes in Spain. What does this mean for you? - Just Law Solicitors

Shame when galaxy brained fans of the EU get suckered in by fake news. Would have thought their inate intelligence would prevent that kind of stuff.

Guess not.

 

[BloodOmen]

x.com

x.com

Context: Professional man child, Elon Musk got caught paying someone to level his PoE2 character for him, top streamers then tore his gameplay apart live on stream and hurt his fragile man baby ego.

It's quite hilarious really when a billionaire acts like that. I think the even more hilarious part is it just shows what sort of shit his employees have to put up with in his companies.

 

[Raven]

I am pretty sure 90% of Amazon reviews are AI. I bought a Galaxy watch, I want a shell for it for when camping, and a better strap, the one it comes on is crap and, this year, hiking. Every fucking review is AI.

 

[Tom]

Just finished playing God of War Ragnarok. With the first game too, they're the finest games I have ever played in my life. They're astonishing - and I've played through all levels of Bubble Bobble on the C64.

 

[Scouse]

I've played through all levels of Bubble Bobble on the C64.

MAME? Or do you have a C64 still?

 

[Tom]

I have a C64, but this was back in the day with a mate on second player. We also completed Wizball

 

[Scouse]

Nice

I have a C64, but this was back in the day with a mate on second player. We also completed Wizball

Ah. I miss the early 80's

 

[Scouse]

@Wij! I've found a ring for you!

An 18ct gold diamond solitaire ring, approximately 1.3ct, 7.1g, R

An 18ct gold diamond solitaire ring, approximately 1.3ct, 7.1g, R in The Saturday Auctions 18th January 2025 (18 Jan 2025)

www.arthurjohnson.co.uk

 

[Raven]

Suggestion: Mandatory driving test, every year, after 70. Why drive at 10 miles an hour in a 30?! In rush hour?! Americanised Retail estate, so it's not like there were even people, or parked cars.

 

[BloodOmen]

Suggestion: Mandatory driving test, every year, after 70. Why drive at 10 miles an hour in a 30?! In rush hour?! Americanised Retail estate, so it's not like there were even people, or parked cars.

You heard the man @Deebs drive faster ffs

 

[Lamp]

The footage in this is pretty much all new to me. Worth a watch if you're bored senseless and need to kill an hour


View: https://youtu.be/dHJHOn2znUA?si=2HC_naUUd0jnANL_

 

[Deebs]

You heard the man @Deebs drive faster ffs

Cheeky fucker. I was only bitching about slow driving cunts this morning.

 

[BloodOmen]

The footage in this is pretty much all new to me. Worth a watch if you're bored senseless and need to kill an hour


View: https://youtu.be/dHJHOn2znUA?si=2HC_naUUd0jnANL_

I like watching stuff like that for educational purposes. It never ceases to amaze me though how fucking stupid some people can be.

 

[Raven]

Darwinism should be encouraged, for the betterment of mankind. In fact, I think there needs to be some sort of secretive organisation that offers "influencers" cold hard cash to do dangerous stuff.

Like, I dunno, run up and down a street with a 300bar diving tank, but they have to bounce it off a large pin at each end. I would laugh at that.