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[Raven]

Isn't it about time "Prince" Andrew was fucked off to a remote island somewhere?

With different facilities to his mate Epstein, obvs.

 

[Scouse]

Isn't it about time "Prince" Andrew was fucked off to a remote island somewhere?

He's just the fall guy. And living the life of riley.

 

[BloodOmen]

A Virginia father-of-five tragically died after a bear fell out of tree and struck him in what appeared to be a hunting accident, state wildlife officials said.

Lester Harvey, 58, was with a group of fellow hunters, including his son, when a black bear fell out of a tree and hit him around 9:50 am on Monday, December 9 in Lunenburg County, the Virginia Department of Wildlife Resources said.

The hunting group chased the apex predator up the tree before shooting at the suspended animal, which then fell onto Harvey, who was standing about 10 feet away from the bottom.


Instant karma

 

[Embattle]

I think the Waspi women issue is again something that shows you should be careful in what you appear to be supporting in opposition, although I agree that the Waspi women shouldn't get any compensation.

 

[Tom]

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And thus did the taxman "come get it", and got it. And now he's complaining they've "stolen" his money lol.

 

[Raven]

I think the Waspi women issue is again something that shows you should be careful in what you appear to be supporting in opposition, although I agree that the Waspi women shouldn't get any compensation.

What do we want?! Equality!

When do we want it?! When it doesn't have a negative effect on us!

 

[Lamp]

That moment - when your Mrs throws the cushion she'd just decided to hug - across the room in disgust, as the stench of 10 hours of regular farts, which had been trapped in the fabric of the velvet cushion, was now free to permeate through the material and into her unsuspecting nostrils.

"Jesus, that stinks. Gross !"

I'm still laughing

 

[Embattle]

Stunning, at least we got a partially built train line for the same amount:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMk3ihRzPRg

 

[Raven]

We will get to travel from London to Birmingham 20 minutes quicker, I will have you know! Well worth lol?billions.

 

[Raven]

Get rid of drivers, automate it all, put more trains on the existing lines. Save money, instead of wanking more up the wall, on a method of travel that is too expensive for normal use, anyway.

I can drive and pay for parking at the airport, and fly to and from Spain, cheaper than I can get a train to and from the inlaws, ~100 miles away.

 

[Deebs]

Get rid of drivers, automate it all, put more trains on the existing lines. Save money, instead of wanking more up the wall, on a method of travel that is too expensive for normal use, anyway.

I can drive and pay for parking at the airport, and fly to and from Spain, cheaper than I can get a train to and from the inlaws, ~100 miles away.

What is wrong with that? Perfect excuse when the missus mentions visiting her parents. "Sod that love, let's go to Spain instead and you can ring your parents from the beach"

 

[Lamp]

An historically true anecdote.


[Winston Churchill is in the bath]

[There's a knock on the door]

-Prime Minister ?
-Yes

[Churchill's Principal Private Secretary pokes his head around the door]

-Prime Minister, I'm afraid I have some unfortunate news. One of the Palace Guardsmen was caught in an uncompromising situation with a back bench MP in Hampstead Heath last night.

-Last night you say ?

-Yes, Prime Minister.

-Damn cold last night ! Makes you proud to be British doesn't it?

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[BloodOmen]

View: https://youtu.be/xyrjjsgDZc4

 

[Scouse]

Very much worth it:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCjNT9qGjh4&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fforums.freddyshouse.com%2F

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[Lamp]

Like him or loathe him, he came from relative obscurity and now counts among his contacts the most powerful man in the world (Trump) and the richest (Musk).


I exchanged pleasantries with a shop worker dressed as an elf this morning in Tesco. I'm working my way up.

 

[MYstIC G]

Like him or loathe him, he came from relative obscurity and now counts among his contacts the most powerful man in the world (Trump) and the richest (Musk).


I exchanged pleasantries with a shop worker dressed as an elf this morning in Tesco. I'm working my way up.

Talking to yourself doesn't count

 

[Scouse]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4b9QoEXHDg

 

[Lamp]

I like the room he's in

 

[Scouse]

I really like this:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3tyiOpX-Gc


@Lamp, I think this is right up your alley

 

[Lamp]

Up my alley, lol. Reminds me of a Blackadder quote:

Gen. Melchett:

"Well then, Bob, I’ll leave you two together, why don’t you get to know each other, play a game of cribbage, have a smoke, something like that. They tell me that Captain Blackadder has rather a good line in rough shag. I’m sure he’d be happy to fill your pipe."

 

[Raven]

Back from the inlaws. Stopped at Aldi and swapped a kidney for shopping. Not going anywhere until Boxing Day, and then it will be to go to M&S at opening time and see what they are (nearly!) giving away. Came away with enough feeds-10 stuffed rolled turkeys at £5 each a couple of years ago, I got about 3 months of roast dinners for 2 out of them.

 

[Lamp]

I took one look at Tesco this afternoon and drove home

Obviously the Mrs will need last minute essentials tomorrow

(Peruvian bat honey, Vietnamese bee wings, lion ear wax, and the swim bladder from a shark)

"I got everything except the ear wax. They only had tiger"
"You lazy git, I bet you didn't even look"

 

[Raven]

Best things ever.

https://groceries.aldi.co.uk/en-GB/p-snackrite-fully-loaded-buffalo-wings-peanuts-200g/4088600416731