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[Lamp]

NSFW

Jordan's split has been all over the papers
She should be more careful getting out of the car

Spoiler

 

[Lamp]

I've joined a womens aerobics class at my local gym
I stand at the back and firm up.

 

[TdC]

I have been to Poland for the first time. I have eaten weird and wonderful things like Zug, at least three different kinds of Pierogi, and possibly my own body weight of Kielbasa. It was quite warm. The ladies seemed to dislike wearing too many clothes. I was there for work so 7/10. Would invade again though

 

[Carbon60]

I have been to Poland for the first time. I have eaten weird and wonderful things like Zug, at least three different kinds of Pierogi, and possibly my own body weight of Kielbasa. It was quite warm. The ladies seemed to dislike wearing too many clothes. I was there for work so 7/10. Would invade again though

Sounds great, what's Zug? I can't find anything online about it.

 

[Jupitus]

Going to have a go at cooking squid. With hot Spanish paprika in a tomato sauce with garlic, lemon, and herbs It's either going to be delicious or a disaster. Anyone experienced at cooking squid?

How was it? Similar to prawns, it can get rubbery quite quickly if over done, so high heat and fast...

 

[Lamp]

It never happened. I bottled it and went with chicken instead

🐔

 

[Lamp]

Reminds me of an old joke my Dad liked to tell

[bloke talking to waiter in Chinese restaurant]
- Waiter ! These prawns are rubbery !
- Ah fank you very much !

Bless him. I really miss him. I'm OK. But...well...you know...

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[BloodOmen]

NSFW

Jordan's split has been all over the papers
She should be more careful getting out of the car

Spoiler

View attachment 49226

Being awfully generous with the size there, she's fucking massive... you could reverse a bendy bus into her and wiggle it around and it still wouldn't touch the sides.

 

[TdC]

Sounds great, what's Zug? I can't find anything online about it.

ah right so apparently its spelled Zur

Żurek - Polish speciality with homemade sour rye soup starter- NOT only of Easterhttps://static.wixstatic.com/media/44734f_ad3c0bad47514badb894c572745aa98b~mv2.jpg/v1/fill/w_1000,h_750,al_c,q_85,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01/44734f_ad3c0bad47514badb894c572745aa

Sour rye soup in Polish called ‘żur’ (or diminutive: 'żurek') is a soup made from fermented rye flour (similar to sourdough) with polish white sausage, bacon, mushrooms and vegetable, is a specialty eaten for Easter. Its name comes from German language - 'sūr', meaning sour and it is a star...

www.polishmamacooks.com

 

[TdC]

ah right so apparently its spelled Zur

my memory is a bit vague now but I seem to remember the fellas pronouncing it something like Zjugh

 

[BloodOmen]

View: https://youtu.be/pGSNhVQFbOc


Enjoy. My fav Anime of all time.

 

[Lamp]

This guy - Terrence Howard - is nuts. Certifiable.


View: https://youtu.be/lWAyfr3gxMA?si=FutLjLBMLOuTKxVt

 

[Embattle]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgbAQpR3TeY

 

[BloodOmen]

View: https://twitter.com/i/status/1807141707571454290

 

[Carbon60]

ah right so apparently its spelled Zur

Żurek - Polish speciality with homemade sour rye soup starter- NOT only of Easterhttps://static.wixstatic.com/media/44734f_ad3c0bad47514badb894c572745aa98b~mv2.jpg/v1/fill/w_1000,h_750,al_c,q_85,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01/44734f_ad3c0bad47514badb894c572745aa

Sour rye soup in Polish called ‘żur’ (or diminutive: 'żurek') is a soup made from fermented rye flour (similar to sourdough) with polish white sausage, bacon, mushrooms and vegetable, is a specialty eaten for Easter. Its name comes from German language - 'sūr', meaning sour and it is a star...

www.polishmamacooks.com

Thanks, Pierogi and Kielbasa sound like things I'd like to try but not Żurek.

 

[Scouse]

"Slapping Workshop"

Woman "howling in pain" before death at slapping therapy workshop

Diabetic Danielle Carr-Gomm, 71, stopped taking insulin during sessions run by an alternative healer.

www.bbc.co.uk

Oh dear eh?

But why is it his fault that the dumb bitch stopped taking her insulin?

 

[Overdriven]

"Slapping Workshop"

Woman "howling in pain" before death at slapping therapy workshop

Diabetic Danielle Carr-Gomm, 71, stopped taking insulin during sessions run by an alternative healer.

www.bbc.co.uk

Oh dear eh?

But why is it his fault that the dumb bitch stopped taking her insulin?

Take the dumbest people you know and make it even more dumb. That's the average person. Shocking how most people on FH are near the top of the curve on this one.

 

[old.Osy]

Take the dumbest people you know and make it even more dumb. That's the average person. Shocking how most people on FH are near the top of the curve on this one.

Is he... is he calling us stupid?

 

[Overdriven]

Is he... is he calling us stupid?

Opposite. I thought top of the curve was best.

See, told you! I'm one of the stupid ones.

 

[old.Osy]

Opposite. I thought top of the curve was best.

See, told you! I'm one of the stupid ones.

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[Overdriven]

View attachment 49231

Fuck. Charts. I cannot counter this.

 

[Gwadien]

Right, so this was posted on X (Formerly Twitter) by the local plod;

It is with great sadness that one of our police dogs has died responding to an incident yesterday.
Officers were called to Watermead Park in Birstall yesterday (Wednesday 3 July) following a report that a man, who was wanted by Nottinghamshire Police, may have been in the area.
As part of our response to the incident, a police dog was also deployed to assist with the search.
The suspect made off from officers before entering the water in Watermead Park.
The police dog became unresponsive after it also entered the water and was taken to a vet where it was confirmed they had sadly died.
Following a continued search of the surrounding area, the suspect, a 27-year-old man, was located in the park and arrested on suspicion of attempted murder and subsequently arrested on suspicion of causing unnecessary suffering to a protected animal.
He remains in police custody.
An investigation is ongoing to establish the full circumstances surrounding the dog’s death.
The investigation for the offence in which the man was wanted is being led by Nottinghamshire Police.

So he also got the charge of 'causing unnecessary suffering to a protected animal', so let's say for worst case scenario the dog jumped into the water with him and bit him and he stabbed it (let's not forget, worse case, could have just punched it/drowned on its own) he could get more prison time for it?

I think it's fairly natural for you to defend yourself from a human if it's going to cause you harm, that's why I suspect the Police won't chase you into water because even if you're knocked out chances are it's game over, if a dog attacks you, especially in water, I think it's fair game to react.

I'd argue it's the fault of the police for having the dog chase the person into water.

 

[old.Osy]

Fuck. Charts. I cannot counter this.

Yeah, I think we milked the top of the curve enough. Would you concede to a spot closer to the end of the curve instead?

 

[Overdriven]

Yeah, I think we milked the top of the curve enough. Would you concede to a spot closer to the end of the curve instead?

The Bell End if you will?

 

[old.Osy]

The Bell End if you will?

Only if it's curved ofc.

 

[old.Osy]

 

[Scouse]

Mandatory speed limiters incoming:

‘Hard to argue against’: mandatory speed limiters come to the EU and NI

All new cars must have the devices from 7 July, adding fuel economy as well as safety. Will mpg become the new mph?

www.theguardian.com

@Bodhi's going to shart!

 

[Embattle]

Mandatory speed limiters incoming:

‘Hard to argue against’: mandatory speed limiters come to the EU and NI

All new cars must have the devices from 7 July, adding fuel economy as well as safety. Will mpg become the new mph?

www.theguardian.com

@Bodhi's going to shart!

That has been in the works for ages, although you can override it...for now.