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Mind boggled, apparently there is no legal requirement to issue payslips in NL unless your pay changes. A friend is having trouble getting a flat because they cannot produce them.

Can he not show his salary coming in on his bank statements? That's normally how credit checks are done by banks etc these days. Also, an Experian check can identify your salary.
 

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Can he not show his salary coming in on his bank statements? That's normally how credit checks are done by banks etc these days. Also, an Experian check can identify your salary.
This is what every check I've had to do in recent years has allowed. Everything is going online and I can't remember the last time I got a paper copy of any of my wages or bills.
 

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Just had my big evening shit. Started to panic as there were all these white bits floating about in the water, looked like eggs, thought I had worms.

Then remembered I eat a metric fuck ton of prawn toast last night.
 

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Just had my big evening shit. Started to panic as there were all these white bits floating about in the water, looked like eggs, thought I had worms.

Then remembered I eat a metric fuck ton of prawn toast last night.

Do you inspect our business afterwards? Are you German? Also, how do you do it? Peek down while sitting, or stand up and turn around, for the full view?
 

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Do you inspect our business afterwards? Are you German? Also, how do you do it? Peek down while sitting, or stand up and turn around, for the full view?

I always check it out after. Doesn't everyone?

*and actually, Germanish, I was born there.
 

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Do you inspect our business afterwards? Are you German? Also, how do you do it? Peek down while sitting, or stand up and turn around, for the full view?
If you're not checking out your shit, you're ignoring your health m8.
 

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Bought my neice FF7 this evening, told her to go away with her JRPG chatter until she had beaten emerald and ruby weapon.
 

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So, Will Smith should really be arrested and prosecuted for assault eh?

He laughed at the joke initially then when he saw Jada was miffed thought it was OK to get up and twat a comedian.

Maybe scientology tells him that's OK to do?

I'm interested to see what the narrative of the next few days will be - e.g. if all the viloence against women campaigners are going to pipe up and condemn violence in all it's forms?

I do know that the white supremacists are going to have a field day.
 

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So, Will Smith should really be arrested and prosecuted for assault eh?

He laughed at the joke initially then when he saw Jada was miffed thought it was OK to get up and twat a comedian.

Maybe scientology tells him that's OK to do?

I'm interested to see what the narrative of the next few days will be - e.g. if all the viloence against women campaigners are going to pipe up and condemn violence in all it's forms?

I do know that the white supremacists are going to have a field day.

What's scientology got to do with anything? Are you suggesting it promotes violence?

Yes I guess he could be arrested and prosecuted for assault.
 

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All I know is that Will and his Mrs are doing a pathetic attempt to try and show the world everything is ok in their relationship.

Also @Scouse Chris Rock didn't press charges soooo....
 

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If someone had done that to my wife I would probably do the same. But then I'm not a rolemodel to kids.
 

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All I know is that Will and his Mrs are doing a pathetic attempt to try and show the world everything is ok in their relationship.

Also @Scouse Chris Rock didn't press charges soooo....
Actually I'd say the hit was the most pathetic thing, Chris Rock just stood there, took it and didn't even seem phased.
 

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tbh I thought Chris Rock was being an arsehole.
He made a shit joke* with an "I love you" immediately preceeding it.

But is it OK to punch people for saying stuff you don't like now?

If it was a female comedienne making the joke (which is entirely possible) would you be saying the same thing if Will Smith got up on stage and twatted her?

Or is violence against men OK, because they're men?



*Edit: Will Smith, btw, clearly found the joke funny, until he saw the reaction of his wife.
 

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Also @Scouse Chris Rock didn't press charges soooo....
In blighty, the po-po could arrest and push prosecution regardless of Rock "pressing charges". They only need evidence - which is plain for all to see...*








*unless staged ofc.
 

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Just Hollywood being itself again. Ricky Gervais was right on the nail when he last hosted the Golden Globes.
 

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He made a shit joke* with an "I love you" immediately preceeding it.

But is it OK to punch people for saying stuff you don't like now?

If it was a female comedienne making the joke (which is entirely possible) would you be saying the same thing if Will Smith got up on stage and twatted her?

Or is violence against men OK, because they're men?



*Edit: Will Smith, btw, clearly found the joke funny, until he saw the reaction of his wife.

I'm sure Will has laughed at others during these shows in the past but just because it's a joke close to home, it's no longer funny? I mean I saw him clearly laugh at first as you say which confused me when he got up to swing at Chris Rock.

Reminds me a bit of Isaac Hayes (Chef from South Park) who had no issue going after literally every known topic in the known universe (via the show) but then got in a hissy fit and quit over the Scientology (his religion) episode. I dunno but I think that if you can dish it, you gotta be able to take it as well when it comes to these things.

The What If scenario still stands though. I mean most of the feedback I've seen applauds Will for defending his wife. Who knows how they'd have reacted had it been a white on black punch.
 

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Did Chris Rock know she has alopecia? If yes then that's a bit shit. If it was just a joke based on her hairstyle, then it wasn't.

NB. @Scouse. Smith was laughing at the first half of the joke, you can't really tell if he was laughing at the second half.
 

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