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Roll call:

Morning everyone, right let's get down to business, I know it is a shit job but someone has to do it, today we need to find some stolen shitters, sorry I meant toilets and their trailers. Unfortunately they were not emptied when they were stolen so please ensure you wear gloves and when washing your hands you clean under your nails.

<Boss phone pings> Oh crap, sorry again, anyway they have just been sighted travelling down south on the M1.
 

Overdriven

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We're going through massive redundancies - Sad times. (The whole sector is..)

I've also been told by my boss and the CTO that I'm being vetted for Head of Engineering at the same time.

Emotionally confused.
 

Ormorof

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We're going through massive redundancies - Sad times. (The whole sector is..)

I've also been told by my boss and the CTO that I'm being vetted for Head of Engineering at the same time.

Emotionally confused.
So they get to hand over that tough conversations to you 😁
 

Overdriven

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So they get to hand over that tough conversations to you 😁
Nah it's fine. I had most of my team moved to a different person recently so it's their issue now.

I actually offered to do it as I knew the people being impacted. "Nah, I can do it" - Cool. Saves me from being saad.

(Or they're gonna use it to make me redundant due to a contract change...)
 

Scouse

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We're going through massive redundancies - Sad times. (The whole sector is..)
Yeah, that sucks. Hope it doesn't work out like that for you m8.

I'm expecting anything up to 20,000 of us to go in April. Heavy weight in the UK, mostly London. Couple of weeks and I'll find out if I've still got a job - but I know a lot of people around me definitely wont.

I think they're organising my role out of existence. Moving fast and breaking stuff. Of course, they'll find some stuff is definitely broken short term as I'm involved in a lot of regulatory stuff. But they'll get through it. Hey ho.
 

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