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Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons is a writer at Something Awful and he recently reviewed some of the "classic" games that people suggested him to "slack off". So i, as a concerned citizen, ofcourse had to send some hatemale(an angry male via internet) towards his cruel injustice towards Fallout.
Here's the comment by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons towards Fallout:
You mean "being shot in the back" simulator? That's a wonderful game! Nothing quite like picking up a couple NPCs to empty entire clips into your back. Hey professor trajectory, when I'm punching a supermutant in the face how about not shooting your goddamn minigun into my spine. Also I absolutely loved the voice acting in this game. The cast reads like a who's-who of out of work Z grade TV actors. The plot was a photocopy of the script to some Roger Korman movie that combined zombies with the apocalypse and for some reason Internet fanboys think it's the hottest shit since they learned how to dress themselves (yesterday).
And here, is the hatemale i sent him:
Good day,
Your "review" of Fallout was just horrible! You obviously haven't played the game at all or you're just too juvenile to see the things in it. First off, the professor doesn't empty a minigun to your back, he empties a shotgun. Nobody in their right mind would let a scientist of some sort(or from sweden) to carry a minigun and only sensible players of this game would let themselves be killed off by a shotgun. If you must, and in this game you do, have one of your "friends" waste you in a wasteland(Get it? Me Mr. Funnypants.), you should always have a shotgun on them. It is just how the laws of bad games go.
Second, you saying that the plot was straight from a Roger Korman movie is total and utter bullcrap. It is clearly more towards the "Resident Evil" movie included with "There's Sum(thing) of All Fears". Even if Fallout was released before these movies were made, it doesn't stop the developers from using a timemachine built out of sodacans and bubblegum (like MacGyver did) and steal the idea from the future. Haven't you played Command and Conquer: Red Alert?(green is not realistic color in Real HalfLife -tm) There you see a timemachine.
Third thing about your so called "review" was the blatant lie about "..this being the hottest shit since fanboys learned how to dress themselves(yesterday).." Honestly. Atleast keep the facts straight. Fanboys didn't learn how to dress yesterday, but infact the day before that and around teatime. Why you ask? Because they heard that Fallout is out so they must learn how to dress(in womens clothing or themselves, whichever they prefer) so they can get their uber-eleet copy. Ofcourse you might have meant the fanboys of Fallout 2 but these have yet to learn that important skill. In any case, you were wrong.
Also you forgot useless perks like "More blood(two pixels) on screen", "Steal a fruit from strangers pants" and many other so relevant things that make this game the best game ever.
Please correct there things and i don't have to take legal action towards the company who makes roadsigns and demand a refund for a lost carrot i found two weeks ago from next tuesday.
*nods*
Here's the comment by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons towards Fallout:
You mean "being shot in the back" simulator? That's a wonderful game! Nothing quite like picking up a couple NPCs to empty entire clips into your back. Hey professor trajectory, when I'm punching a supermutant in the face how about not shooting your goddamn minigun into my spine. Also I absolutely loved the voice acting in this game. The cast reads like a who's-who of out of work Z grade TV actors. The plot was a photocopy of the script to some Roger Korman movie that combined zombies with the apocalypse and for some reason Internet fanboys think it's the hottest shit since they learned how to dress themselves (yesterday).
And here, is the hatemale i sent him:
Good day,
Your "review" of Fallout was just horrible! You obviously haven't played the game at all or you're just too juvenile to see the things in it. First off, the professor doesn't empty a minigun to your back, he empties a shotgun. Nobody in their right mind would let a scientist of some sort(or from sweden) to carry a minigun and only sensible players of this game would let themselves be killed off by a shotgun. If you must, and in this game you do, have one of your "friends" waste you in a wasteland(Get it? Me Mr. Funnypants.), you should always have a shotgun on them. It is just how the laws of bad games go.
Second, you saying that the plot was straight from a Roger Korman movie is total and utter bullcrap. It is clearly more towards the "Resident Evil" movie included with "There's Sum(thing) of All Fears". Even if Fallout was released before these movies were made, it doesn't stop the developers from using a timemachine built out of sodacans and bubblegum (like MacGyver did) and steal the idea from the future. Haven't you played Command and Conquer: Red Alert?(green is not realistic color in Real HalfLife -tm) There you see a timemachine.
Third thing about your so called "review" was the blatant lie about "..this being the hottest shit since fanboys learned how to dress themselves(yesterday).." Honestly. Atleast keep the facts straight. Fanboys didn't learn how to dress yesterday, but infact the day before that and around teatime. Why you ask? Because they heard that Fallout is out so they must learn how to dress(in womens clothing or themselves, whichever they prefer) so they can get their uber-eleet copy. Ofcourse you might have meant the fanboys of Fallout 2 but these have yet to learn that important skill. In any case, you were wrong.
Also you forgot useless perks like "More blood(two pixels) on screen", "Steal a fruit from strangers pants" and many other so relevant things that make this game the best game ever.
Please correct there things and i don't have to take legal action towards the company who makes roadsigns and demand a refund for a lost carrot i found two weeks ago from next tuesday.
*nods*
