Spam emails... titles.... they getting desperate?

[SilverHood]

Just taking a flick through my spam box on my hotmail account (28 messages, emptied this afternoon at Uni), and some of the titles of the spam really made me chuckle.

"Make her scream your name" and "Knock down trees with your GIANTC0CK" are the 2 funny ones from tonight.

No doubt there will be more tommorow morning...

anyone else got some to share?

(yes, I'm unbelievably bored)

oh, and anyone know what the deal is with using ® instead of r?
It just makes the spam even more blatantly obvious.

 

[old.Xarr]

Gimme a few secs and I'll dig up some obscene and funny ones

I think the deal with 0 instead of O, ® instead of R and such is because you can filter out e-mails with subjects such as enlarge, cock etc... so then when they write c0ck it'll go through the filter.

 

[Cyfr]

cyfr@cyfr.co.uk gets no spam

*cry*

 

[old.Dillinja]

The ones in there atm are

'Get perfect lips today!' Would I want perfect lips?
'some french crap'
'some more french crap'
'some stuff I probably shouldn't mention' Who signed me up to this crap?
'You have won $1000!!!' Yeah, right.
'Re : Your application' What fucking application?!

 

[Coim-]

Tbh, I never get any spam emails.

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

*NOTE* I haven't clicked these links myself and would advice you not to do so aswell, you're warned ;o

I got this one

hello,
you are too young for that http://www.verynaughtylinknotsuitable forminorchildrenorweakmindedgrannies.html

Maybe you can just try that http://www.quitepossiblysomenortybitsofafemale.html

Bye Bye

 

[SilverHood]

better edit those links Gommi..... they're deffo breaking the CoC

 

[old.Dillinja]

What's on 'em?

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

Probably.....




PRONONO!!!!!

whoooooo

 

[old.LandShark]

Best one I've ever had was "Spicey up you're vagina today TA_sharky2000!!!!!!!!!". Sadly all I have in there right now is boring stuff.

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

So how does one space up their vagina?
Oo

 

[old.LandShark]

It's all about the Feng Shui, my friend. You've got to get your plants and water features in harmony with the flow of chi through the windows.

 

[the_smurflord]

The one that made me laugh the most was "SHOOT 13 FEET".

 

[Jonaldo]

One I had was "See fuck1ng incest animals!"

I thought to myself 'why incest animals?' Wouldn't it be just two animals having sex with each other? Can see that on many nature programs, and how would I know if they really were related to each other?

 

[Sharma]

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