~sigh~

[Apathy]

Come on trinkets...come on...

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[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Boredom is my worst enemy.

 

[Apathy]

I thought cheap hair gel was your worst enemy.

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[Ekydus]

Ah yes, but he only uses cheap hair gel when he is bored.

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

I shaved my head ... it is now totally devoid of hair.

Hah! Take THAT cheap hair gel!

 

[Apathy]

I'm going to shave my hair off soon. About time, I suppose. But will do it after the Oxford thing - don't think I need to turn up at New College with a grin on my face and a hairdo that screams "I'M A NAZI! WOOHOO!".

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[Ekydus]

The stereotypical Nazi moustache better go too then...

 

[Validus]

 

[Luv_Bunny]

where have i seen him before?

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

At a family reunion?

 

[Ekydus]

Grayz Sissyfoo. You're a Deity.

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Holy shit!

 

[Luv_Bunny]

OMG GRATZ!!!

btw, can't have seen him on a family reunion, his ears are too short...

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

You would be surprised at the amout of disfigurement that inbreeding can cause.

 

[Validus]

Just take a look at what your familiy has created Sissyfoo:

 

[Luv_Bunny]

Microsoft is 3vil, old news

and yes, sissy is to blame for this, he's got evil genes

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

You are all just jealous that you don't have any evil dictators in your family. Uncle Bill has promised to give me Italy and Liverpool after he has conquered the world.

 

[Luv_Bunny]

i am jealous, i also want a country, but my family has problems conquering our backyard, so no chance in taking over the world

 

[Munkey-]

try iceland. Invade them with a jeep blaring out that Jemini group whilst you put corks in the hot springs!

That way you can ransom the world or else they pay the ultimate price of hot water in the ocean!!!


Muhahahhahaha......oh. flaw.

The sea is too cold there

 

[Luv_Bunny]

bah, iceland is too cold for bunnies, i want france

 

[Munkey-]

but......its full of the....

<furtive look>
</furtive look>
<command execute location>
</command execute location>
<fart>
</fart>

<whisper>
frenchies
</whisper>


End transmission

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

I just sent a link of this thread to the french secret service. If I were you I would start running...

 

[old.LandShark]

I'd've started long ago, and stopped when I realised I couldn't run away from myself.*




































*may not be relevant

 

[Munkey-]

As i live in a compound surrounded by frenchies, and my new neighbour is also a frenchie it turns out. Methinks twould be quite a furtive strike needed indeed.

My compound needs females, i cant stand half naked french guys running around my compound at 1am shouting the latest scores

(they're the coaches for the international team here)

 

[Ekydus]

You are forgetting something rather vital. Luv_Bunny can use her supreme inbreeding skills to mass produce herself an army of killer disfigured bunnies.

 

[Munkey-]

there is a fatal flaw in your plan. Their lack of intelligence, due to inbreeding, will lead to a swarm of DAoC'ers throughout france!

*shudder*

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Originally posted by Munkey-
As i live in a compound surrounded by frenchies, and my new neighbour is also a frenchie it turns out. Methinks twould be quite a furtive strike needed indeed.

My compound needs females, i cant stand half naked french guys running around my compound at 1am shouting the latest scores

(they're the coaches for the international team here)

Compound...compound...

Why do I get the impression you are in prison? Or possibly serving with the Foreign Legion...in a turkish prison?

 

[Sharma]

Grats Sissy

 

[Ekydus]

Hmm I see. Due to France's supreme love of that which is DAoC, rather than crushing them, the bunnies would become allied with France.

 

[Munkey-]

people ally with france???