Q. If you won the lottery what would you do?
A. Purchase several hundred penguins and do experiments on them to try and make the a special breed of strong penguins, they would be known as.......the Scottish Penguins.
Originally posted by old.job
Scottish peeps have a little tendency towards racism, this actually covers everyone who isn't Scottish.
I had some relatives from Glasgow down for a party, my girlfriend is half Jamaican.
He turns to me and says 'how the fuck can you have one of those in the house?'
Luckily he did know how to fuck off back to Glasgow.