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Munkey-
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Was with a friend the other day and we got onto the topic of santa. She stubbornly refused to believe santa was evil despite the heap of evidence to the contrary and refuses to see the truth. So, how many of you here know santa is truly evil?
Not sure? Here's some evidence
He's the image of every dirty old man we can think of, thick facial hair growth, glasses, fat, never seems to change. He spends far too much time with children, bouncing them on his knees and the like, asking them what they want for christmas. He sneaks into your house like a common burgler and eats the brandy and mince-pies you leave for him (come on, you'd have to be a bit drunk at least after your 5th brandy which leads us to believe he is a chronic acoholic) He has a 'workshop' full of midgets that do his bidding and he has a reindeer that has a glowing nose.
To summarise: Kiddy fiddling, common thief, acoholic, S&M fetishist , conducts genetic experimentation on animals, doesn't have a real job...
I'd say he's evil
Not sure? Here's some evidence
He's the image of every dirty old man we can think of, thick facial hair growth, glasses, fat, never seems to change. He spends far too much time with children, bouncing them on his knees and the like, asking them what they want for christmas. He sneaks into your house like a common burgler and eats the brandy and mince-pies you leave for him (come on, you'd have to be a bit drunk at least after your 5th brandy which leads us to believe he is a chronic acoholic) He has a 'workshop' full of midgets that do his bidding and he has a reindeer that has a glowing nose.
To summarise: Kiddy fiddling, common thief, acoholic, S&M fetishist , conducts genetic experimentation on animals, doesn't have a real job...
I'd say he's evil
That tombstone is class.
