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Scouse

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The fact that I am stuck with ~20 car tyres, currently stored on our barn...because the wife got them off someone on facebook ~5 years ago, because she "might" use them for some school bollocks. She is a tutor now, not a teacher, and I can't take them to the tip. ffs.
Why can't you take 'em to the tip? They charge?
 

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Stop stealing jobs from India
They should put a tarrif on tyre burning. If India wants to take our tyres to burn, then they should have to pay a fee.

Tyres should be burned in the UK first!
 

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Why can't you take 'em to the tip? They charge?

Don't take them, full stop. Which is dumb as fuck, someone else might just hoy them in a bush...

Got a mate of a mate that owns a tyre place. Going to see if he will take them.
 

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I did think about painting them, and using them for small veg plots.
Tyres decompose into all sorts of toxic chemicals that would potentially get taken up by your vegetables and then pumped into your soon-to-be-cancerous face.

:(
 

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The fact that political discourse in this country seems to have descended into "Have you seen Adolescence?".

It's a fucking work of fiction on Netflix which I couldn't give a toss if politicians have watched or not - unless they're like our moronic PM who thinks it's a fucking documentary.

Fair play to Kemi on BBC Breakfast this morning - "No, but then I don't watch Casualty to see what's going on in the NHS".

It's also a well made but bang fucking average bit of telly tbh.
 

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I think it was a darling of the Guardian - they've run a load of articles pretty much as if it's a documentary, rather than just a fantasy.

But then, lots of people have fantasies of how the world is. I'd wager almost all of us. Which is why the primacy of the individual over authoritarian cuntery needs to win.
 

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The fact that I am stuck with ~20 car tyres, currently stored on our barn...because the wife got them off someone on facebook ~5 years ago, because she "might" use them for some school bollocks. She is a tutor now, not a teacher, and I can't take them to the tip. ffs.
You could, you're just too scared...
 

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I think it was a darling of the Guardian - they've run a load of articles pretty much as if it's a documentary, rather than just a fantasy.

But then, lots of people have fantasies of how the world is. I'd wager almost all of us. Which is why the primacy of the individual over authoritarian cuntery needs to win.

Bloody hell @Scouse you're turning into a Libertarian!

Good to see there's two of us on these here green boards now :D
 

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Shops being shut because a few people want to celebrate a fictional character stuffing his face with chocolate or whatever.
 

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I got RDR1 in a sale a bit back on the PC and enjoyed that. Just started playing RDR2 and it is both graphically beautiful, and also funny as fuck.

The drinking mission had me lolling.

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I got RDR1 in a sale a bit back on the PC and enjoyed that. Just started playing RDR2 and it is both graphically beautiful, and also funny as fuck.

The drinking mission had me lolling.

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I love the visuals, the atmosphere, the hunting, the story, but uuurgh some of those missions, it's like Rockstar hasn't evolved since GTA3 at all, you are on rails and any deviation instant fail and reload, whyyyyy
 

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For the love of god why the fucking fuck can I not find where I bought some screws from?

Have checked my bank account for a payment
Have check Paypal for a payment
Have checked Screwfix and toolstation accounts for the goods

If someone feels like helping I am after the following

M4 x 100mm countersunk hex machine screws

I have been googling and visiting so many sites and nothing, it is far easier to find fap material for A-list celebs.
 

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