SPAM random annoying things

[Gwadien]

Writing formal emails.

 

[CorNokZ]

Writing formal emails.

Like an adult with a real grown up job?

 

[Gwadien]

Like an adult with a real grown up job?

Yes, I hate it

 

[CorNokZ]

Yes, I hate it

"HellozZz Susan,

Me and the other bros from IT had a shit hot chat about the propose you made about the thing, you know? Our first thought was like "lol bitch be for real?", but after a good five minutes we decided that was the reply we was gonna give ya.

You for real, bitch?

Sincerely Brian and the bros from IT"

 

[Delboy]

I've always had 'me time'. Closed doors and then play computer or watch TV or whatever. Just to be alone. Best thing when coming home from a vacation or festival is to be alone.

Sadly after having two kids I no longer have that kind of luxury. Now I just take really long shits

You're likely to have that again in the next 15 years......

 

[DaGaffer]

I've always had 'me time'. Closed doors and then play computer or watch TV or whatever. Just to be alone. Best thing when coming home from a vacation or festival is to be alone.

Sadly after having two kids I no longer have that kind of luxury. Now I just take really long shits

I'm saving for a really fancy shed.

 

[Raven]

Do you not have a cupboard under the stairs you can put them for a few hours each day?

 

[Gwadien]

"HellozZz Susan,

Me and the other bros from IT had a shit hot chat about the propose you made about the thing, you know? Our first thought was like "lol bitch be for real?", but after a good five minutes we decided that was the reply we was gonna give ya.

You for real, bitch?

Sincerely Brian and the bros from IT"

It's more safeguarding stuff, and the emails are put on record, so it's super super super professional

 

[dysfunction]

It's more safeguarding stuff, and the emails are put on record, so it's super super super professional

*cough*bullshit*cough*

 

[Moriath]

*cough*bullshit*cough*

My wife does safe guarding emails from time to time. Says it should be in the childs exact words and not an adults version of them.

 

[Gwadien]

My wife does safe guarding emails from time to time. Says it should be in the childs exact words and not an adults version of them.

Not what kids have said though

 

[Moriath]

Not what kids have said though

What do you mean? If they say someone is or has done stuff to them its exactly as they said it. Not in how its been interpreted. So your super super professional crap is wrong. It needs to be what has happened and said as is. Not what has been professionally changed.

It should also reflect what has happened if its acts like one kid running around shouting allah akbar. Or however you spell it.

 

[Raven]

Are you having another episode?

 

[DaGaffer]

What do you mean? If they say someone is or has done stuff to them its exactly as they said it. Not in how its been interpreted. So your super super professional crap is wrong. It needs to be what has happened and said as is. Not what has been professionally changed.

It should also reflect what has happened if its acts like one kid running around shouting allah akbar. Or however you spell it.

Think you're making a few unwarranted assumptions there chief.

 

[CorNokZ]

With my first paycheck back in November, I bought a trip to Thailand with the family. Now that we have been here for a week where everything has been fine, everyone around me is sick. Wife has an infection, son hardly eats a thing and is basically a shit fountain. As if that isn't enough my mother in law has just had three surgeries in her abdomen while we've been away.

Why is vacation more stressful than work?

 

[Tom]

Yesterday I got food poisoning, from mouldy butter (I think). So that was a bit shit. Today I was so ill I was in bed until 3pm. Most of the dodgy substances have been "evacuated", in random but impressive explosions of filth. But the worst part was when I let a particularly noxious fart go on for too long and shat myself.

 

[Raven]

We've all done it.

 

[Job]

Many years ago I drove up to see my girlfriend on my spanking ZZ1100R , so I pull up and her flatmate is with her boyfriend looking at his brand new 125 Trail bike..KMX125...his look of total dejection as I upstaged him in front of all four of us quite often haunts me to this day.
Just posting cos I saw a little similar bike today and his fucking face fired into view yet again.
I need some kind of PTSD treatment.

 

[Raven]

It must be annoying having an imagination like yours, @Job

 

[Raven]

Wife buying a bike, so she can bother me on the way to a few pubs.

 

[Lakih]

We've all done it.

I have never in my adult life shat myself.

 

[Raven]

You will. One day you will look back, but you will.

 

[Edmond]

I have never in my adult life shat myself.

You're really not trying hard enough tbh

 

[Raven]

The term "reached out" its getting even more overused that "Robust"

It basically means we don't have the imagination to think of something else.

 

[old.user4556]

I have never in my adult life shat myself.

Try having norovirus. Shitting one's self is not optional, it just happens.

 

[CorNokZ]

So my go to porn site is banned in Thailand along with numerous other big sites. I didn't want to go to anything too dodgy, so I went over to 4chan to kill some time and maybe find some wankterial.

That site has really escalated over the years fyi. And not for the better. The Internet is really weird sometimes

 

[Moriath]

So my go to porn site is banned in Thailand along with numerous other big sites. I didn't want to go to anything too dodgy, so I went over to 4chan to kill some time and maybe find some wankterial.

That site has really escalated over the years fyi. And not for the better. The Internet is really weird sometimes

I dont mind the cooking forum some times. But /b is really quite depraved although it doesnt bother me to read their views.

 

[Raven]

Who needs porn when you have lady boys on tap?

 

[Zarjazz]

Try having norovirus. Shitting one's self is not optional, it just happens.

I had that for the first time while I was in the US a few weeks ago. The logistics of trying to use the toilet bowl when you had stuff coming out both ends at the same time was certainly a life changing experience.

 

[Tom]

What amazes me is that yesterday I ate about 400 calories. The same today. And still my body is like "nah, don't want food k thx".

Normally I'd be weak as fuck if I only ate that much. But somehow my body has the cleaners in and has erected signs telling food to stay out. Pretty impressive.