SPAM random annoying things

[fettoken]

At least you didn't have to use a wrinkled up old bill that takes forever to get into any sort of usable condition for inserting into the machine.

 

[old.user4556]

At least you didn't have to use a wrinkled up old bill that takes forever to get into any sort of usable condition for inserting into the machine.

Enough about your sex life.

 

[Raven]

5am starts.

 

[fettoken]

Enough about your sex life.

What sex life? I'm hand-ling it right now.

 

[Raven]

I too like to browse FH, penis in hand.

 

[fettoken]

It's a source of comfort in a brutal internet-world.

 

[Tom]

I lost a credit card somewhere, so used the secure messaging my bank offers with its online service to inform them and request a replacement. A message came back, I had to phone them. So I did, only to go through exactly the same security the website requires, to ask for a new credit card.

And then I had to listen to him tell me all the obvious shite anyone knows, unfamiliar transactions, Android Pay, etc. Fuck sake I didn't want to speak to you, you've said you're sending me a new card, end of discussion. Stop wasting my bloody time, I've got shit to browse.

 

[TdC]

Microsoft re-enabling things I explicitly turned off with their latest patch. Do fuck off, guys, really

 

[TdC]

becoming totally unused to my HOTAS after a year of not using it. the base spring is a bit stiff so I am constantly over-pitch-/yawing and having to correct. the classic newbie space wobble

 

[Moriath]

becoming totally unused to my HOTAS after a year of not using it. the base spring is a bit stiff so I am constantly over-pitch-/yawing and having to correct. the classic newbie space wobble

Elite?

 

[TdC]

yeah

 

[TdC]

ye gods! just setting up the game to work properly again to my -admittedly dodgy- standards took two hours and I'm not even done

 

[fettoken]

Parents visiting, arriverat yesterday, leaves tomorrow. They really arent normal. An excellent reminder of what I'll never want to become, personality wise. If I'd written a book about it, it'd be called Insanity's crescendo.

 

[CorNokZ]

Cunt baristas who make latte art. I said it was to go, so I'm gonna stick a lid on it any way, and your shit is making a cue of morning grumpy people who just wants coffee.

 

[TdC]

ye gods! just setting up the game to work properly again to my -admittedly dodgy- standards took two hours and I'm not even done

aaaand there are all kinds of UI issues after the patch to the extend that I can't plot a multi-jump route. oh well, time to leave Elite again for another couple of months :-/

 

[Raven]

Posting things in the wrong thread

 

[fettoken]

That is kind of annoying isn't it.

 

[Raven]

Female fox pissing about in the garden. Thought I was going to get raped.

 

[Moriath]

Female fox pissing about in the garden. Thought I was going to get raped.

Best thing that happened to you this decade.

 

[Raven]

This shit...they only went and assumed his race!

The Sun in Ross Barkley apology over Kelvin MacKenzie column - BBC News

 

[CorNokZ]

This shit...they only went and assumed his race!

The Sun in Ross Barkley apology over Kelvin MacKenzie column - BBC News

Wait? Are gorillas even a part of the Nigerian wildlife? And his grandfather was born there, but wasn't Nigerian?

 

[Moriath]

Its over sensitive nonsense. He wasnt classin his race as being like a gorilla in the first place. It was the way he played. Too much pc butt hurts.

 

[Raven]

Yup. Bollocks but still a thing if you ask the delicates...until the natural social recoil..in a year or two, which will be savage as fuck.

 

[Raven]

When the food van company goes bust so you take it as a good way to save money and bring lunches to work.

A week later pizza hut, subway, greggs and costa coffee all open new shops about 200metres form work.

 

[Scouse]

Easy not to buy any of their non-food shite though eh.

 

[Raven]

Would kind of defeat the object of going out to buy lunch if I just walked up to the shop and back again though.

 

[Scouse]

Would kind of defeat the object of going out to buy lunch if I just walked up to the shop and back again though.

Take lunch with you and go out for a lunchtime walk? Stretch your legs and eat much better food cheaper. Win-win

 

[Raven]

Nah, I can't be arsed.

 

[Ormorof]

Fat arsed more like!

(We have an excellent restaurant subsided by work downstairs so i am equally if not more lazy )

 

[Raven]

I dream of such things! Years ago I worked in a place with 3.5k staff on site, had a proper restaurant with pretty decent food, I rarely bothered eating at home at all.

Now we just have a van that no longer comes because apparently it is possible to run a company into the ground despite it being one of the simplest and needed services on an industrial estate with 30odd thousand workers with virtually no overheads.