SPAM random annoying things

[Moriath]

@Edmond you get your van fixed? Did u have tow ait long? What was up with it.

 

[TdC]

Come & crash on my sofa, and i'll swaffle you in your sleep

Un-/fortunately I'm already tucked up in a hotel. I have a view of some really large boats and some Bentley automobiles.

 

[old.user4556]

I have a view of some really large boats

I bet you do.

 

[georgie]

I bet you do.

Hur hur hur, I know right...

Wait. I don't get it.

 

[old.user4556]

Once I was in a hotel just outside Staines during a hot summer. I went to bed early and lay in my pants on the duvet with headphones on. I started to drift off but was awoken by a noise - when I opened my eyes, I shat rivers: there was a big black Yaphet Kotto motherfucker standing there for a "turn down" service.

I never forget to lock the door when in hotels now.

 

[Moriath]

I always put the dnd sign on the door when i am in the room.

 

[Raven]

Nothing worse than a maid walking in on you having a wank in the bath.

In Fort William.

 

[Moriath]

Nothing worse than a maid walking in on you having a wank in the bath.

In Fort William.

Depends was she sexeh.

 

[old.user4556]

Women of Fort William blend in with the men, so no.

 

[Raven]

It wasn't like a decent porno, she didn't ask if I wanted a hand.

 

[Moriath]

It wasn't like a decent porno, she didn't ask if I wanted a hand.

Should have suggested she helped lol

 

[Edmond]

@Edmond you get your van fixed? Did u have tow ait long? What was up with it.

AA took me to Mr russells workshop, the dual mass clutch is fucked. He's fixing it at the weekend

 

[sayward]

What do you eat? Or does your other half do all the cooking?

Hub cooks weekends. I don't eat much the rest of the time.

 

[sayward]

@TdC will never have made it. He'd have been hit by a bus or something.

For some reason I think @Ch3tan wouldn't be there either - prolly can't find the door to his house 'cause of wearing shades indoors.

It'll just be @Deebs on his todd Meg

What meeting? No one told me!!

 

[Tom]

Once I was in a hotel just outside Staines during a hot summer. I went to bed early and lay in my pants on the duvet with headphones on. I started to drift off but was awoken by a noise - when I opened my eyes, I shat rivers: there was a big black Yaphet Kotto motherfucker standing there for a "turn down" service.

I never forget to lock the door when in hotels now.

Robbie Williams has a good story about something like that.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Id7KjRkzlw

 

[sayward]

We were in a hotel in Nice. Middle of the night someone else literally checked into our room. Lot of screaming!!

 

[TdC]

We were in a hotel in Nice. Middle of the night someone else literally checked into our room. Lot of screaming!!

Aww bless. Were they very scared?

 

[old.user4556]

Hub cooks weekends. I don't eat much the rest of the time.

I bet you don't.

 

[Moriath]

AA took me to Mr russells workshop, the dual mass clutch is fucked. He's fixing it at the weekend

Sounds expensive.

 

[Moriath]

Hub cooks weekends. I don't eat much the rest of the time.

You must be anorexic. Or i dont believe you dont eat.

 

[mooSe_]

Stomzy's new album is really bad. I wouldn't say that he sold out exactly, but it seems like he tried so hard to prove that he's more than just a grime MC than he forgot to put more than a couple of grime tracks on the album. It's fine if he wants to write a few ballads or whatever, but realistically that's not what I, or I imagine most of his fans, came for.

Compared to Wiley's last album (which was great), it's an embarrassment.

 

[sayward]

You must be anorexic. Or i dont believe you dont eat.

Apples. Cheese. Etc

 

[Moriath]

Apples. Cheese. Etc

That all you eat all week. Picky stuff. No main meals?

 

[TdC]

Hoovering. I am fundamentally incompatible with hoovering. My entire house is, completely not by design, full of objects that are perfectly placed to obstruct the hoover in every way, either by literally being in the way, or by getting knocked over at the mearest touch of said hoover. And I don't have a lot of stuff. My hoover can snag on the barest memory of something in the way, only to shoot in some random direction when I impatiently tug on it's hose (proactive hur dur matron!) and crash into expensive things carefully placed far out of the anticipated hoover path, causing them to topple over, like a mountain bike work stand, with a mountain bike in it.

 

[dysfunction]

causing them to topple over, like a mountain bike work stand, with a mountain bike in it.

With you on it as well....

 

[old.user4556]

See, you're all amused at my Yaphet Kotto situation in the hotel room, but I've remembered EXACTLY what it was like. It was some scary shit:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWU7gvFiCjU

 

[Raven]

See, you're all amused at my Yaphet Kotto situation in the hotel room, but I've remembered EXACTLY what it was like. It was some scary shit:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWU7gvFiCjU

He plays for Villa doesn't he?

 

[TdC]

Having a technician from my ISP over to see why my new internets fails to work. After umming and aahing about for 2 hours the guy went to look at the box out in the road. Then he returned saying that the issue was likely between the box and my house. Then he claimed the situation was very odd (before I could) because someone had been out to connect my internets and had pronounced the situation OK. Then he said he couldn't actually get in to the road box because he didn't have the correct key. Then he informed me someone would be coming out tomorrow to fix things and I had to be home between 1 and 6pm, which I declined as while I love to work from home, I have meetings tomorrow I can't escape from. Then he looked at me like I'd just eaten a kitten in front of him for a bit, phoned up his admin office and asked them to move the appointment to Friday, gathered up his stuff in a huff and left. I have no idea what I did to offend him o0

 

[Moriath]

@sayward cheap date

 

[sayward]

@sayward cheap date

Oooooo I do like lobster and prawns and other real food....