SPAM random annoying things

[mooSe_]

Some cunt at my work literally makes videos of himself working out and tries to show them to us. No one wants to watch that shit what the fuck seriously man fuck off

 

[Scouse]

Some cunt at my work literally makes videos of himself working out and tries to show them to us. No one wants to watch that shit what the fuck seriously man fuck off

I hope you tell him like that. I would.

 

[dysfunction]

Or go: "Who is that wanker? Oh, it's you..."

 

[Billargh]

"Unimaginable"

Really? I'd have thought they'd have known that was a possibility. If it was unimaginable then it shows that they're so poorly equipped to face the reality in front of them. And nearly six years on they've still not confirmed where the fuel actually is!

This click bait shit annoys me, tell us what the link is about to save us clicking on it man!

 

[Raven]

Adblockers should stop that shit, never see clickbait or ads. One or two have attempted to circumvent blockers, they get nuked with new rule sets though.

 

[Raven]

This shit

Karlie Kloss sorry for Vogue photos after racial appropriation claims

Fuck the fuck off, into the sea.

 

[fettoken]

Ah yes, cultural/racial appropriation claims. Common denominator here is the media's always on top of it making headlines, letting these abominations of human nature air their sick fantasies.

 

[Scouse]

Common denominator here is the media's always on top of it making headlines

So they get their shit looked at / reposted.

Just like Clarkson's occasional rants on top gear - and the hoo-ha that happened just before Grand Tour started...

 

[mooSe_]

Good luck finding an actual Japanese person who would be offended by that lol.

 

[Scouse]

That I'm still awake

 

[mooSe_]

Was a bit short on money this month so struggling to make it to pay day. This month has been a quiet one at work too so I'm probably not gonna do much better next time. Also I seem to have a caught the flu. I can't afford to take any days off though because then I wouldn't make any money.

Also figuring out how to fill in the Japanese tax return forms is making my brain melt.

 

[mooSe_]

Also Tokyo commuter trains are like LARPing as a tetris block.

 

[TdC]

I have a mental image of @mooSe_ permanently cosplaying as a Sailor Moon's Usagi o_0

 

[mooSe_]

I have a mental image of @mooSe_ permanently cosplaying as a Sailor Moon's Usagi o_0

I think that's considered business casual here.

 

[TdC]

*fap*

 

[Scouse]

Theiving capitalism continuing to steal from your pensions in favour of shareholders.

In 2015, FTSE 100 companies paid about five times as much in dividends as they did in contributions to their DB pension schemes

So, basically, they can afford to fix your b0rked pension contributions and still give fuckloads to shareholders. But then the rich would get rich more slowly. So fuck the plebs eh?

 

[TdC]

Making oven baked hamburgers, taking the hot iron pan out of the oven with an oven mitt, taking off said mitt, doing something else, then, deep in thought, deciding to move the pan and grasping the fucking hot as fuck pan handle with your bare hand.

 

[Moriath]

Making oven baked hamburgers, taking the hot iron pan out of the oven with an oven mitt, taking off said mitt, doing something else, then, deep in thought, deciding to move the pan and grasping the fucking hot as fuck pan handle with your bare hand.

No fapping for you this week.

 

[TdC]

oh ffs I hadn't even thought of that

 

[georgie]

Pop them blisters, additional lube!

 

[TdC]

*shudders*

 

[Scouse]

Making oven baked hamburgers, taking the hot iron pan out of the oven with an oven mitt, taking off said mitt, doing something else, then, deep in thought, deciding to move the pan and grasping the fucking hot as fuck pan handle with your bare hand.

Were you sat on your bike when you did that? Usually when you hurt yourself you're sat on your bike.

 

[TdC]

 

[DaGaffer]

Making oven baked hamburgers, taking the hot iron pan out of the oven with an oven mitt, taking off said mitt, doing something else, then, deep in thought, deciding to move the pan and grasping the fucking hot as fuck pan handle with your bare hand.

My missus did exactly the same thing last night. Even cooking the same thing.

 

[Moriath]

My missus did exactly the same thing last night. Even cooking the same thing.

No hand jobs for you. Excuse for bj tho

 

[TdC]

My missus did exactly the same thing last night. Even cooking the same thing.

I felt rather silly. Hand doesn't hurt. No blisters, just slightly scalded. Hope Mrs Gaff is OK

 

[fettoken]

I'm quiet skeptical towards oven-baked hamburgers. Won't it be too dry?

 

[Moriath]

I'm quiet skeptical towards oven-baked hamburgers. Won't it be too dry?

They are good. Less fat than the other way. Imo

 

[Raven]

Fuck no, how to ruin a burger in one easy step.

 

[georgie]

I felt rather silly. Hand doesn't hurt. No blisters, just slightly scalded. Hope Mrs Gaff is OK

Out of context, that's a hell of a quote.