SPAM random annoying things

[Zarjazz]

There was a watchdog or something similar recently where they had an inside man doing the job, had footage of them just ripping pages out of phone books to call from etc. Not everyone goes to the expense of buying number lists

That's so incredibly shit & slow it's laughable but yeah it's very cheap, I doubt they even get that many sales if they dial each one by hand The serious companies use systems like mine to dial millions of numbers every single day. Even if only a fraction of a % of those people are interested that is still a lot of people.

 

[Ormorof]

would it not make sense to also write an app that blocks your software and sell it to private customers? that way you can milk both ends of the market!

 

[Edmond]

You would if you have tried one! Great car to drive tbh
I miss mine

Me too, she was great

 

[Zarjazz]

would it not make sense to also write an app that blocks your software and sell it to private customers? that way you can milk both ends of the market!

I couldn't possibly comment if my boss and CEO have had just that idea

 

[Punishment]

because the doors are eeeeeextra long or because the owners are shit-for-brains morons (usually)?

No because they are full of spoilt little brats who just want to get out of the car the fastest way possible so mummy or daddy can buy them something else

 

[Wazzerphuk]

I couldn't possibly comment if my boss and CEO have had just that idea

I hate the world. No wait, I hate people.

 

[Bahumat]

I found a train

 

[TdC]

No because they are full of spoilt little brats who just want to get out of the car the fastest way possible so mummy or daddy can buy them something else

in other news, some asshat has clipped the FRONT of my car today. there are scrapes along the front bumper, and my license plate holder is broken. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK MAN

 

[Punishment]

This is why we can't have the nice things

 

[TdC]

 

[Edmond]

Fuckers

 

[TdC]

wow I'm in a cold rage about my car's front being clipped by some retard I'm actually physically angry

 

[old.Tohtori]

Camera. Record. ???. Profit!

Or just calm down, have a breath and remember that as long as there's free female units in the world, Mister Jollylolly is happy and all else is secondary

 

[Wazzerphuk]

It's a private estate type place and the council are useless so we have our own management. Passed all the info onto him, he's going to ensure he gets issued a ticket and contest my ticket for me

Gave him the details this morning, was cancelled by lunch

 

[Billargh]

If you get hungover then you're doing it wrong.

Go out, get wasted, drink 2 pints of water before going to bed / passing out = no hangover.

Doing it wrong, should be getting drunk enough to not even think about doing something like the water trick before bed!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Links on sites like "take this quiz!" and "try the xcom beginnings" that then link to facebook account creation

Not talking about commercials etc, just the regular old fun stuff.

 

[Lamp]

Forgetting to remove the plastic safety protector off the food processor blade.
"Stupid food processor. It was working fine last week..."

 

[Billargh]

Cheap bog roll that fobs itself off as 'premium', 'strong' and all that shit. My fingers went through at least 5 times!

 

[Lamp]

^ use the curtains. Long, strong, pleated, and they probably needed a wash anyway

 

[dysfunction]

Hmmm

I have blinds. They are easy to wash but they do tend to slice up your arse a bit.

 

[fettoken]

Bloody hell, females. For once in my life, (or a few more times) i was genuinely happy to have acquired two new female friends. Were like two wingwomen, was great, we had fun.

Oh, one problem. They wanted to FUCK. I was satisfied with being friends and just going out having a good time. So, out of the blue one of them asked me if i felt anything special, etc etc, touched the bum etc. I tried to dodge the question but failed(always fail with this one, need some solid advice on how to). She was not happy. Went home with them (they live at the same apartment) and were JUST going to watch a movie, so there was sex.

There was jealousy. They teamed against me, even tho i tried to explain. Called them fucking childish and asked them to fuck off.

Godfuckingdamnit.

 

[old.Tohtori]

http://www.iltalehti.fi/iltvautot/20121008013028086_v1.shtml

Finnish site, ignore the "gibberish text" and press play

Was supposed to be on random spam thread, but i guess the guy is annoyed.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Bloody hell, females. For once in my life, (or a few more times) i was genuinely happy to have acquired two new female friends. Were like two wingwomen, was great, we had fun.

Oh, one problem. They wanted to FUCK. I was satisfied with being friends and just going out having a good time. So, out of the blue one of them asked me if i felt anything special, etc etc, touched the bum etc. I tried to dodge the question but failed(always fail with this one, need some solid advice on how to). She was not happy. Went home with them (they live at the same apartment) and were JUST going to watch a movie, so there was sex.

There was jealousy. They teamed against me, even tho i tried to explain. Called them fucking childish and asked them to fuck off.

Godfuckingdamnit.

No one is forcing you to sex, first problem there.
No one isn't stopping you from saying "I like you, but just as a friend" like women have said to men for years

 

[DaGaffer]

Bloody hell, females. For once in my life, (or a few more times) i was genuinely happy to have acquired two new female friends. Were like two wingwomen, was great, we had fun.

Oh, one problem. They wanted to FUCK. I was satisfied with being friends and just going out having a good time. So, out of the blue one of them asked me if i felt anything special, etc etc, touched the bum etc. I tried to dodge the question but failed(always fail with this one, need some solid advice on how to). She was not happy. Went home with them (they live at the same apartment) and were JUST going to watch a movie, so there was sex.

There was jealousy. They teamed against me, even tho i tried to explain. Called them fucking childish and asked them to fuck off.

Godfuckingdamnit.

Sorry I'm failing to see a problem. Threesome.

 

[dysfunction]

Sorry I'm failing to see a problem. Threesome.

My thoughts exactly!

 

[fettoken]

No one is forcing you to sex, first problem there.
No one isn't stopping you from saying "I like you, but just as a friend" like women have said to men for years

I did that exactly, but too late.

 

[Cadelin]

I appreciate this might not be something that happens to everyone but I am in the process of getting a research paper published. After waiting almost 3 months for my reviewers comments this is what I get:

"There are few grammar corrections to be done."

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

 

[Aoami]

whoever wrote that comment needs their grammar looked at.

 

[old.Tohtori]

whoever wrote that comment needs their grammar looked at.

*ziiiip*

Oh you said gramma-R.

 

[TdC]

Bloody hell, females. For once in my life, (or a few more times) i was genuinely happy to have acquired two new female friends. Were like two wingwomen, was great, we had fun.

Oh, one problem. They wanted to FUCK. I was satisfied with being friends and just going out having a good time. So, out of the blue one of them asked me if i felt anything special, etc etc, touched the bum etc. I tried to dodge the question but failed(always fail with this one, need some solid advice on how to). She was not happy. Went home with them (they live at the same apartment) and were JUST going to watch a movie, so there was sex.

There was jealousy. They teamed against me, even tho i tried to explain. Called them fucking childish and asked them to fuck off.

Godfuckingdamnit.

remind me to smack you if we ever meet