SPAM random annoying things

[Wij]

I don't understand pensions well enough... just let 'em take what I'm allowed to out of my pay packet. Don't really expect to live that long anyway tbpfh

You’ve got a good few years apparently:


View: https://www.reddit.com/r/lotr/comments/29p7el/how_long_is_the_life_span_of_dwarves/

 

[Tom]

My plan currently is when I retire, to sell this house and move somewhere away from the rat race. Many cheaper properties exist elsewhere, I don't need to be near a major city, train station, motorways. I can sell this place and get something with more land and have several hundred grand left to supplement my private pension with.

I'd quite like to renovate some place with land, and also turn that land into a nature reserve or similar.

 

[Scouse]

You totally sold on blighty @Tom?

If I wasn't shacked up I think I might well have retired to another country by now. (Or I'd have bought a gaff, rented it out and would be bikepacking round the planet).

 

[Bodhi]

Coming into work on a Friday morning and noticing you have a CrowdStrike agent running on your laptop.

 

[Carbon60]

Coming into work on a Friday morning and noticing you have a CrowdStrike agent running on your laptop.

Thankfully I only had 2 servers that actually required fixing, most of the servers blue screened and restarted themselves but are ok. A handful of servers weren't affected at all.

 

[Scouse]

Getting woken early by an escalation call because many thousands of servers are getting twatted by Crowdstrike

 

[Deebs]

Just been reading about this on the news. Should rebrand it to NukeitSrike.

I just fucking hope my delivery today is not affected.

 

[Zarjazz]

Sounds like an absolute clusterfuck. Glad I'm not working in IT anymore. It's Friday, Netflix is still working, I'm good here

 

[Bodhi]

Pretty much all of our customers are affected - even though we're Linux based, access is controlled via Active Directory, which isn't....

I think my laptop is ok, but not really sure as I haven't checked it in a while. As all the systems I use are affected I thought it was more prudent to watch the golf then go the pub....

 

[Wij]

Pretty much all of our customers are affected - even though we're Linux based, access is controlled via Active Directory, which isn't....

I think my laptop is ok, but not really sure as I haven't checked it in a while. As all the systems I use are affected I thought it was more prudent to watch the golf then go the pub....

You can claim to be unable to work certainly. Free day off.

 

[Bodhi]

You can claim to be unable to work certainly. Free day off.

My place knows better than to expect anything productive out of me on a Friday

 

[Bodhi]

It's OK though as there's an emergency COBRA meeting going on!

The conclusion is that 14 years of Tory neglect have brought down CrowdStrike and left the country on its knees, the only solution is to bring CrowdStrike into public ownership.

 

[Embattle]

It's OK though as there's an emergency COBRA meeting going on!

The conclusion is that 14 years of Tory neglect have brought down CrowdStrike and left the country on its knees, the only solution is to bring CrowdStrike into public ownership.

Don't forget Liz Truss....she is surely camped in America somewhere trying to get tips from The Donald.

 

[Wij]

Don't forget Liz Truss....she is surely camped in America somewhere trying to get tips from The Donald.

'tips'

*check urbandictionary*

 

[Raven]

I had a site visit, finished at lunchtime, then went camping.

 

[Scouse]

I had a site visit, finished at lunchtime, then went camping.

POIDH

 

[Wij]

POIDH

 

[Tom]

You totally sold on blighty @Tom?

If I wasn't shacked up I think I might well have retired to another country by now. (Or I'd have bought a gaff, rented it out and would be bikepacking round the planet).

No, France is very cheap and so are some other countries like Portugal etc. As long as I can sort out healthcare I think I'll be happy. I won't want a car by then.

This is a random one I just found for an example: Charming Family Home In The Countryside 4 Bedrooms 167M2

Look at the land it comes with. Others, more remote, have much more. Imagine filling that with trees and shrubs, long grass and native perennials.

 

[Jupitus]

I've had a shitty day - most systems we serve are up, but peripheral services have been fucked all day. I was cheered up a bit my this Merc vs BSOD pic

 

[Tom]

 

[Scouse]

No, France is very cheap and so are some other countries like Portugal etc. As long as I can sort out healthcare I think I'll be happy. I won't want a car by then.

This is a random one I just found for an example: Charming Family Home In The Countryside 4 Bedrooms 167M2

Look at the land it comes with. Others, more remote, have much more. Imagine filling that with trees and shrubs, long grass and native perennials.

Too flat for me. Find something closer to the alps

 

[caLLous]

Too flat, you say? I lunched in a restaurant in this village today...

 

[MYstIC G]

Sounds like an absolute clusterfuck. Glad I'm not working in IT anymore. It's Friday, Netflix is still working, I'm good here

BSD ftw?

 

[Scouse]

Wheres that then @caLLous ?

 

[Bodhi]

Everybody at the bar getting tipsy!

 

[Tom]

Too flat for me. Find something closer to the alps

I wanted a holiday this year, wanted to cycle from Rome back home via the Alps. Work has taken a massive downturn though so that won't be happening just yet.

Fancied cycling around this:

Street View · Google Maps

Explore a place in a more immersive way in Google Maps.

maps.app.goo.gl

 

[caLLous]

Wheres that then @caLLous ?

Bottom-right-ish of this...

 

[Lamp]

Having a convincing smile when your Mrs wakes you up from a doze on the sofa when you've been dreaming of Lady Gaga's pussy.

 

[Lamp]

That moment you realise you should have spent the full half hour on the M16 rifle range.

 

[Scouse]

That moment you realise you should have spent the full half hour on the M16 rifle range.

You been shootin'?