SPAM random annoying things

[old.Tohtori]

http://attractwomenanywhere.com/blog/2009/04/08/to-jerk-or-not-to-jerk-that-is-the-question/

I usually just go by "do i have time" and "how crowded IS this traincar".

 

[cHodAX]

lol, lets not even get started on a 'where is the most public place you have cracked one out' thread!

 

[Deebs]

People who blame you for misconfiguring the office phone system when it turns out they had actually just typed in the wrong phone number ... 20 times in the same say!

Spoiler

hi Deebs

What a cunt that Zarjazz is

 

[CorNokZ]

lol, lets not even get started on a 'where is the most public place you have cracked one out' thread!

The dentist.. No lie! But to my defense I was 14y old, had a smoking hot 20-something blond dentist and she put her big tits right on my forehead. Had to ask for them to excuse me as I needed to go to the bathroom. Was back after like two minutes

 

[Deebs]

The dentist.. No lie! But to my defense I was 14y old, had a smoking hot 20-something blond dentist and she put her big tits right on my forehead. Had to ask for them to excuse me as I needed to go to the bathroom. Was back after like two minutes

To be honest, at that age I would not have made it to the bathroom.

 

[cHodAX]

Should have offered to fill 3 of her cavaties for her.

 

[Overdriven]

Zarjazz / Deebs - What phone system you guys use? We use Lync, it drives our UC guys mental. I find it funny when it crashes.

A random annoying thing? When 3rd party developers move their solutions to Azure and it breaks the service for everyone, without a word of warning. (Then me getting the blame)

 

[Lamp]

Good name for a dentist - Phil McCavity

 

[Zarjazz]

Zarjazz / Deebs - What phone system you guys use? We use Lync, it drives our UC guys mental. I find it funny when it crashes.

It's one written in-house, developing phone systems is part of what we do. So if it crashes we only have ourselves to blame

 

[Overdriven]

Sounds interesting. Don't know many who do in-house really. Can imagine a lot of 'fun' if something goes wrong. (Guess it's a little easier to fix issues if it's your own software though)

 

[Deebs]

It's one written in-house, developing phone systems is part of what we do. So if it crashes we only have Zarjazz to blame

Fixed for you.

 

[MYstIC G]

Parking wardens issuing tickets in Olympics areas when you have an electronic permit and the Olympics are finished.

 

[gohan]

Parking wardens

fixed

 

[MYstIC G]

Parking wardens issuing tickets in Olympics areas when you have an electronic permit and the Olympics are finished.

Co-workers putting fake parking tickets on your car.

*grumbles*

 

[Raven]

I whacked a police aware sticker on a colleagues ford grenada the other day. It's a laughable car, it's diesel and he has to sit in it for two minute before he can start it, only done about 30k though, was his dad's who died about 10 years ago.

 

[cHodAX]

Good name for a dentist - Phil McCavity

Older than God's dog!

 

[cHodAX]

I whacked a police aware sticker on a colleagues ford grenada the other day. It's a laughable car, it's diesel and he has to sit in it for two minute before he can start it, only done about 30k though, was his dad's who died about 10 years ago.

His coil/plug is fucked? Even old diesels shouldn't take more than 20-30 seconds tops to warm up unless it is very very cold weather.

 

[CorNokZ]

To be honest, at that age I would not have made it to the bathroom.

We are from different times Deebs. At that age I had a computer with internet in my room, so I had probably already rubbed one out earlier that morning

 

[cHodAX]

http://www.dailytech.com/article.aspx?newsid=27687

America will have more cameras watching you than London soon!

 

[Ormorof]

Co-workers putting fake parking tickets on your car.

*grumbles*

a colleague of mine thought it would be a hilarious april fools joke to have a bunch made as part of a marketing campaign and stick em on peoples cars

he got fined by the council - partly i think due to the extra amount of rage their parking wardens (hardly the most popular chaps!) had to put up with

 

[Lamp]

The Internet.

You tell it find me the most recent, up-to-date, latest, newest list of....whatever. According to Google, this means finding an article dated May 2012 written by someone who thinks the Rubiks Cube is still cool.

Gifv new internet pls.

 

[sayward]

Drivers who beckon you out at junctions/cross roads because they have absolutely no idea who has right of way.

 

[Punishment]

Headcolds

 

[Lamp]

- Threads posting shit from Facebook. In fact, Facebook. Zuckerberg, fuck off. I don't need Facebook, I'm not twelve or in love with Justin Beiber.

- Messy shits. You know the ones, where your arsehole chews, rather than ejects the turd. Imagine a 4 year old eating a Mars bar. Enough said.

 

[gohan]

- Threads posting shit from Facebook. In fact, Facebook. Zuckerberg, fuck off. I don't need Facebook, I'm not twelve or in love with Justin Beiber.

- Messy shits. You know the ones, where your arsehole chews, rather than ejects the turd. Imagine a 4 year old eating a Mars bar. Enough said.

That is the grimest breakfast post I've every encountered, I'm still soildering on with brekkie but it was a close call

 

[old.Tohtori]

That is the grimest breakfast post I've every encountered, I'm still soildering on with brekkie but it was a close call

Yeah, facebook is pretty bad.

 

[fettoken]

- Messy shits. You know the ones, where your arsehole chews, rather than ejects the turd. Imagine a 4 year old eating a Mars bar. Enough said.

Exactly. When halfway through the asshole suddenly contracts for some reason. For example, you are in the middle of a really good shit, and someone unexpectedly knocks on the door really hard and its all just ruined.

 

[old.user4556]

- Messy shits. You know the ones, where your arsehole chews, rather than ejects the turd. Imagine a 4 year old eating a Mars bar. Enough said.

Been laughing at this for minutes, best post in a while.

I fucking love Lamp.

 

[Lamp]

Bloody two-pronged plugs. Then you have to buy a sodding adapter so it fits in the 3-pronged sockets.

I like the Jeremy Clarkson approach. Jam it in. If it doesn't work, use a hammer.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Having your MRI and XRay scans but having to wait a week for someone to explain them