SPAM random annoying things

[Wazzerphuk]

Whenever I take a day off work Holly Willoughbooby is not on This Morning. This makes waking less enjoyable.

 

[MYstIC G]

Whenever I take a day off work Holly Willoughbooby is not on This Morning. This makes wanking less enjoyable.

Fixed

 

[DaGaffer]

Whenever I take a day off work Holly Willoughbooby is not on This Morning. This makes waking less enjoyable.

Spelling mistake?

 

[TdC]

Spelling mistake?

wnak!!!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Pay came, 500€ short. Not happy.

 

[gohan]

Pay came, 500€ short. Not happy.

mine was £300 short last month (baring in mind I work part time and am waiting on my student loan)
they fixed it this month and i got like £960, of which they thought it would be a LOL to tax me £200..... even tho over the 2 months I still got less than 600 per month, fucking retards that can't do their fucking jobs properly and fuck up my life deserve to die in a pool of shit.....

 

[Raven]

Wait till you are getting tax and NI of 1k a month then complain

 

[old.Tohtori]

I do Raven, that's why i don't particulary enjoy a 500€ miss

 

[gohan]

Wait till you are getting tax and NI of 1k a month then complain

what cos getting tax an NI on £600 per month is somehow better also I've worked full time for nearly 10 years i know how much of a kick in the bollox it is. But it's worse when you're on a shoe string budget and everytime someone else cocks up it costs you money and problems

 

[Scouse]

Terminally ill people annoy the fuck out of me, taking our money. We should stop their benefits.

 

[rynnor]

Terminally ill people annoy the fuck out of me, taking our money. We should stop their benefits.

She was actually receiving benefits again when she died.

Are you saying we shouldnt attempt to stop benefits for thr fraudulent just in case we upset people?

 

[DaGaffer]

She was actually receiving benefits again when she died.

Are you saying we shouldnt attempt to stop benefits for thr fraudulent just in case we upset people?

Don't stop their benefits while you're investigating them or there's an appeal in process would seem the decent thing to do. But of course that wouldn't save money quickly enough...

 

[old.Tohtori]

Pay receipt came in, they've been paying me with the old pay. Smart parent fornicators...

 

[rynnor]

Don't stop their benefits while you're investigating them or there's an appeal in process would seem the decent thing to do. But of course that wouldn't save money quickly enough...

That would seem the sensible thing to do although fraudulent claimants without a hope in hell of winning could just spin out their appeals by not turning up etc.

There's no perfect system but a lot of people have not even contested being kicked off of it which shows how needed this review was.

 

[Raven]

Chav's wedding photos on facebook. No you aren't classy you are a fucking pikey. cease and desist please.

 

[cHodAX]

Chav's wedding photos on facebook. No you aren't classy you are a fucking pikey. cease and desist please.

You are a miserable old scrote at times.

 

[Punishment]

what cos getting tax an NI on £600 per month is somehow better also I've worked full time for nearly 10 years i know how much of a kick in the bollox it is. But it's worse when you're on a shoe string budget and everytime someone else cocks up it costs you money and problems

I have had this too, basically in a job 2-3 years and someone in the government figured out i was due a pay rise a year or so before so i got a payrise and 1500 in backpay, 400 euros of which i lost on tax, like...

Also why did that go into bold Feck it

 

[Lamp]

Not being able to find a single icon set for your phone that doesn't (a) look like its been ripped from iOS (b) look naff (c) or you do find one you like, but its only got 16 icons, and you're missing the other 300...

 

[MYstIC G]

Not being able to find a single icon set for your phone that doesn't (a) look like its been ripped from iOS

Samsung handset?

 

[Reno]

People that have an Avatar that has reached an almost Iconic status, then suddenly change that Avatar to a nonsensical insignificant thingie, especially nonsensical insignificant pink piggie type thingies.

 

[Gwadien]

People that don't have Avatars.

 

[caLLous]

FU

 

[Lamp]

People that have an Avatar that has reached an almost Iconic status, then suddenly change that Avatar to a nonsensical insignificant thingie, especially nonsensical insignificant pink piggie type thingies.

I suppose I could change it back. I can always have Mr Oink in the sig

 

[Lamp]

Hmm, sig's not loading the pic for some reason

 

[caLLous]

Your sig only loads the first time you post per page. Thankfully, if you're going to gay it up with pictures.

 

[Lamp]

There's nothing gay about a happy pink pig called Mr Oink......

Once upon a time there was a happy pig called Mr Oink. His favourite food was roast chicken, roast potatoes, gravy, yorkshire puddings, pistacchio ice-cream, crispy duck, chicken madras, chocolate eclairs, sausages, bacon...oh wait...

 

[MYstIC G]

I suppose I could change it back. I can always have Mr Oink in the sig

FREE PIG!

 

[caLLous]

Trying to crop a series of sports photos so they all fit in facebook's ridiculous cover photo aspect ratio (851x315).

 

[Ch3tan]

Pffft, don't bow to peer pressure Lamp, bring back the oink!

 

[old.Tohtori]

People that have an Avatar that has reached an almost Iconic status, then suddenly change that Avatar to a nonsensical insignificant thingie, especially nonsensical insignificant pink piggie type thingies.

For the longest time i didn't know half the peoples name, just their picture.