SPAM random annoying things

[Job]

It well maybe manly to go to work with a cold, but very soon it will be illegal to leave the house with a viral infection of any kind, just because we heve lived with the cold and it's consequences for thousands of years, doesn't mean it's immune from the steady march man's enlightenment with his situation.
You quite simply go in and infect everyone else, people accept that now, but very soon the idea of doing that wiill seem horrific.

 

[Lamp]

forgetting you left a chocolate bar in the glove compartment of your car...the sugar rush of a superheated liquidized Twix is probably fatal

 

[old.Tohtori]

People making "diets" out of the things you've loved to eat since past yonder and now people think you're dieting

Yes i'm looking at you lowcarb people *shakes fist*

 

[TdC]

doing four sets of three burpee's and wondering if I was going to die :-(

 

[mooSe_]

I just got an email titled "Part 3 Philosophy Results‏". I was shitting myself opening it and it just said "This is to let you know that the results will be out on Friday 15th June at 3pm (not before this)."

Trolled by the humanitites office

 

[old.Tohtori]

Trolled by the humanitites office

By the FH huge manetee office.

 

[Cerb]

You just typed "Huge Manatee" into google didn't you toth?

 

[old.Tohtori]

No, i typed manatee

 

[Cerb]

 

[Overdriven]

Yes i'm looking at you lowcarb people *shakes fist*

Hi dear!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Hi dear!

Geroff my bacon and fatty stuff

 

[Overdriven]

But... Bacon is lovely I love and have always loved bacon. How can you not love bacon?!

 

[mooSe_]

Early morning spelling fail

humantitties

(yes 10am is early morning for me)

 

[Deebs]

Getting a train home from London, listening to music whilst reading a book on the kindle, then some fucking scrote with a big fuckoff dog gets on train, not too bad, then he brings on his pregnant girlfriend with 3 fucking noisy little brats who then run around the area totally out of control. Fucking scummy cunts.

 

[Cerb]

Can you read while listening to music? I find I don't really take the book in.

 

[Deebs]

Can you read while listening to music? I find I don't really take the book in.

Yes but I do not have the music on that loud but today the fucking little cunts were totally out of control and ruined my journey home. Typical skanks.

 

[Gwadien]

Deebs is a snob apparently

 

[Deebs]

Oh please fuckoff I am no more a snob than you are a girl!

 

[TdC]

if you're on public transport for any reason, you're not a snob. even if you own said public transport company. everyone knows this.

 

[old.user4556]

I don't do buses and I rarely do trains.

 

[Raven]

Dreadful aren't they?

I had to use the train the other week, got nasty looks because my bergen had a seat too, no fucking way was I going to sit next to some chav.

 

[DaGaffer]

Dreadful aren't they?

I had to use the train the other week, got nasty looks because my bergen had a seat too, no fucking way was I going to sit next to some chav.

You'd have got more than a nasty look from me. I'm not standing up to give someone's bag a seat. Public transport is shit, no point in making it worse by being a douche about it.

 

[CorNokZ]

Dreadful aren't they?

I had to use the train the other week, got nasty looks because my bergen had a seat too, no fucking way was I going to sit next to some chav.

Would'a kicked your teeth in. As Gaffer says, no need to take up a seat because you don't wanna sit next to someone

 

[old.Tohtori]

I don't do buses and I rarely do trains.

Another top ten things big g says to women perhaps?

 

[Raven]

There was hardly anyone one the train, they could sit somewhere else.

But you are manly I must say!

 

[DaGaffer]

There was hardly anyone one the train, they could sit somewhere else.

But you are manly I must say!

So why were you getting dirty looks?

 

[Raven]

Because my bag was on a chair I imagine and it had a window seat.

Either that or they could sense I was not one of them, like the zombies in films.

 

[old.Tohtori]

If there's a lack of room on the bus(unt so forth), any person having their stuff on the seat get a firm saying for it from me.

If there's room, any whiny elderly person who has plenty of room but simply MUST sit on the "reserved for old folk" seat gets the same.

Otherwise, f*ck if i care if Raven(or other avian type passenger) has his bag on the seat if there's seats left.

 

[CorNokZ]

Listening to the radio on the bus in your own thoughts and accidently singing along to a Christina Aguilera song and not realising until the 14y old school girl next to your starts snickering...

Has happened a couple of times now

 

[Ormorof]

Listening to the radio on the bus in your own thoughts and accidently singing along to a Christina Aguilera song and not realising until the 14y old school girl next to your starts snickering...

i do this all the time (well not just Christina songs!) - I just dont realise i am singing out loud until half the bus sits and stares at me, luckily being a foreigner i have an excuse to be strange