SPAM random annoying things

[DaGaffer]

lol....now the Prime Minister of Jamaica is saying GB should pay compensation for the years of slavery

We did, we gave them an island paradise....

 

[Lamp]

not to mention comedy policemen with pointy white hats in short trousers

 

[Raven]

People who don't format excel files properly so that I have to do it before printing it.

 

[CorNokZ]

People who don't format excel files properly so that I have to do it before printing it.

"print page 1 and 2" - resulting in one page filled with numbers and the second page only has one line..?

 

[TdC]

having an awesome random annoying thing and then forgetting what it was :-/

 

[old.Tohtori]

having an awesome random annoying thing and then forgetting what it was :-/

Just unzip.

 

[Bigmac]

Starting to lose my hair at the age of 26 :\

 

[MYstIC G]

Waking up at 10 to 4 for no reason and not being able to get back to sleep after trying for an hour

 

[CorNokZ]

Setting three fucking alarms and still oversleeping!!

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Alarm didn't go off this morning and I forgot my book for journey. Megafail start to the day.

 

[megadave]

paying extra to get something delivered early, only to discover it's coming via HDN and so it'll take longer than standard post

 

[Lamp]

Tuesday: I'm wearing one of my favourite pairs of jeans. Yipee!
Wednesday: Foolishly stick them in the washing basket for the Mrs to wash
Thursday: The things don't fit me now. She must have stuck them in the tumble dryer for 9 hours. Fine if you're 5 ft 9 and a 28 inch waste...but I'm neither.

 

[TdC]

yeah you're 4'6" and a 42" waist, no?

 

[Lamp]

Kneeling down after swallowing a traffic cone, yeah

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Yeah my dressing gown shrank when I washed it this week. It's only just big enough now

 

[Cadelin]

Went to the pharmacy today to pick up a prescription. There was a button to push to call for attention if nobody is out the front. I push button once and wait. A mum with kids in pram comes up behind me, patronizingly tells me I need to push the button or they won't know I am there, she pushes the button several times. Pharmacist comes out and makes comment about hearing me the first time and that I should be patient.

RAGE

 

[Lamp]

On a similar theme: you're at the lights, geezer behind you hoots, and the cyclist infront of you thinks you hooted him and give you a mouthful of abuse.

 

[Ch3tan]

Tuesday: I'm wearing one of my favourite pairs of jeans. Yipee!
Wednesday: Foolishly stick them in the washing basket for the Mrs to wash
Thursday: The things don't fit me now. She must have stuck them in the tumble dryer for 9 hours. Fine if you're 5 ft 9 and a 28 inch waste...but I'm neither.

pfft, real men don't wash jeans after wearing them once.

 

[Lamp]

when you meet a real man, let us know

 

[Raven]

People who whine about their day and the people that offer fake concern on FB.

 

[caLLous]

Aw, do you wanna talk about it m8?

 

[TdC]

pfft, real men don't wash jeans after wearing them once.

Lamp may be a bit wiffy down his mangina way...

 

[Lamp]

This is true

 

[caLLous]

Starting a Truecrypt "whole disk" encrypt last night on a 2tb external drive, being told it will take 17 hours, then having a powercut 30 mins before it was due to finish.

 

[TdC]

overcooking just a portion of your meal

 

[megadave]

Buying a big-ass mirror from John lewis only to get home and discover it doesn't come with the string required to put it up

 

[Edmond]

Dont use a string, it should have a 'strap hanger' bracket either side, you need to put 2 screws in the wall and hang each bracket off each screw

I used to do picture framing, which included framing very large mirrors

 

[megadave]

sounds like a pain in my arse aligning it all up but perhaps you're right

 

[Edmond]

Not really a pain. work out the centres between you brackets, match that with the distance between your screws. Measure how far the brackets are positioned on the back of the mirror, that should tell you were to put the screws in relation to the height you want the mirror

The brackets on the back should be the same distance either side down from the top of the mirror, then make sure you level the screws.

If you use a string, it will probably eventually snap, also by using the 2 screws, the mirror wont hang away from the wall so much, it will sit flush

 

[Lamp]

My piano teacher's piano is missing the top 5 notes! Unbelievable. She's an amazing teacher but her piano is a piece of crap.