SPAM random annoying things

[Wazzerphuk]

Ferry operators have tripled prices for Bestival dates.

Cunts.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Idiots who rip something to flac badly.

What's the point of Flaccing it if it sounds like it's underwater still? Fucking noob.

 

[Lamp]

needing a poo and all the bathrooms are in use

why does Mr Poo always want to play at the most inconvenient times?

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Ask Wij.

 

[old.user4556]

Fucking SKY fucking just rang again...........FUCK OFF YOU CUNTS!!!!!!!!!!




Fuuuuuuccccccckkkkkk!!!!!!!

Cunts they are.

"Hello Mr Big G, this is Cuntflap from Sky calling - is everything okay with your Sky?"

"No it's not, the signal strength is shit, but thank you so much for phoning in advance to help me with it!"

"Oh right Mr Big G, you can call the technical support line for that. I'm calling today about insurance for your sky system at £FUCKING LOL per month shoufsaiojfajnriunrwgjnitgrjngtrjntrgbjnwrtgo;jnwt"

CUNT OFF.

 

[Edmond]

I've now moved on to BT, for a communication company, thier communication is abismal. They cant even talk to themselves let alone the customer.

They are truly, without doubt the biggest bunch of useless, twatish, unorganised cuntish fucking cunting cunt heads i have ever had the misfortune to fucking deal with.........Cunts!!

 

[Edmond]

Did i mention they were a bunch of Cunting Cunts......i did? good

 

[Ch3tan]

Yes I don't like BT, today they took out three of our MPLS lines when they Crawley exchange had an issue.

 

[Zarjazz]

Just started the last chapter of a good book, everything is all about to come to an exciting conclusion. The screen on my Kindle suddenly just cracks, can't read shit now!

 

[CorNokZ]

Download Kindle Reader for PC <o/

I just did a couple of days ago

 

[TdC]

misreading a compatibility list and getting exactly the wrong USB wireless-n dongle for my linux workstation :-/

 

[DaGaffer]

misreading a compatibility list and getting exactly the wrong USB wireless-n dongle for my linux workstation :-/

So in this case, the random annoying thing is...yourself?

 

[caLLous]

Being stuck behind a Suzuki "Swift" doing 60 (kph) in a 90. "You're not very fucking swift at the moment are ya?"

 

[Scouse]

Just started the last chapter of a good book, everything is all about to come to an exciting conclusion. The screen on my Kindle suddenly just cracks, can't read shit now!

That's why Kindles should be the subject of random annoying things.

Books > any other method of reading

 

[Wij]

That's why Kindles should be the subject of random annoying things.

Books > any other method of reading

Bog walls > books

 

[Wij]

Ask Wij.

Mr Poo always wants to play !

 

[TdC]

So in this case, the random annoying thing is...yourself?

yes. yes

 

[leggy]

People at the Gym:

1) Exercising does not excuse you from washing yourself before hand. Smelly bastards.
2) Having large biceps does not mean you can act like a cunt. Although the 2 are clearly related.
3) The freeweights zone is not a fucking playground. Take your shit to the swings dickheads.
4) Getting a spray tan (boys) makes you smell and a little bit gay.
5) Women who wear too many items of clothing. 2 max please. Preferably too small.
6) Men who look at each others' abs in the mirror. Seriously. It's not acceptable and we all judge you.
7) Women who wear jewellery, makeup and ear rings. When you sweat it makes you look even less attractive.

 

[Raven]

People who post sing lyrics on facebook. Usually some shitty R&B or boy band bollocks

 

[Raven]

People who don't leave a message on the answerphone. By that I mean, listen to the entire pre-recorded message and the please speak after the beep bit, then hang up.

 

[old.user4556]

Nosy fucks.

 

[Raven]

Comments sections on news stories and the utter morons that post their stupid fucking opinions on them.

Clearly the Murdoch empire is pretty successful in its bullshit spreading.

 

[Sydrik]

Women on facebook who create albums called 'My Pussy' then post pictures of their cats.

 

[caLLous]

Gah, the deceit of it all.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Reading that arkham city folk(rocksteady) are making a TMNT agme, then reading 5 seconds later that it's a false rumor

*picks up money thrown at monitor*

 

[Lamp]

Being unable to find a torrent for Shameless SE08

 

[Edmond]

the whole series?

 

[Overdriven]

DOMS.

 

[TdC]

erm who to the what now?

 

[Ch3tan]

DOMS.

He's refering to the tightness and pain in your lower bicep/ inside elbow after bicep curls teedles.