SPAM random annoying things

[Helme]

Standing in the shower looking for your shampoo, then realising you packed it along with all your shaving stuff and toothbrush for the weekend trip. Of course it's also in the bottom of the bag.

 

[old.Tohtori]

you dare to call yourself a Fin? gaaaaaayyy :-P you should be frolicking out in the snow while nekkid!

I'm not saying i dress up in woolies and stay indoors, i'm saying it's annoying

 

[Raven]

I love it when it gets cold. Oddly I prefer -10-20 than I do -1 and there abouts.

 

[georgie]

Pah! You lot know nothing. If you want to see cold, you should have seen the look on my mother-in-law's face when I stank her downstairs toilet out last weekend.

Is that a euphemism?

 

[caLLous]

I love it when it gets cold. Oddly I prefer -10-20 than I do -1 and there abouts.

I was thinking just that today. The other day it was +1 or +2 and I was bloody miserable outside, today it was -6 and it felt lovely once I'd been out there a few minutes. There's umpteen other factors that affect "comfort" (humidity, windchill blah blah blah) but what you said just rang true.

 

[old.user4556]

It's a great excuse to get the nerd gear on and be cosy.

I just spunked out on a pair of North Face patrol gloves for skiing and general "fuck it's freezing" days. They're keeping my hands warm and dry when de-icing and generally walking about in the chill.

 

[caLLous]

I do need some decent gloves actually. I have a couple of year-old Thinsulate skiing gloves and they are starting to fall apart a bit. I broke some 20mm thick ice on a bucket of water today and discovered that they are not half as waterproof as they used to be.

 

[Gwadien]

Fucking mixed messages. CONFUSED.

 

[TdC]

mixed messages means she enjoys surprise anal. follow her home!

 

[Gwadien]

mixed messages means she enjoys surprise anal. follow her home!

If only you knew.. :\

 

[TdC]

film the whole potential fiasco on your phone and enlighten me!

 

[Gwadien]

film the whole potential fiasco on your phone and enlighten me!

It's more of a on-going ordeal.
An extremely close friend, Decisions...............

 

[Wazzerphuk]

The smiles are probably ones of awkward nervous discomfort.

At least, those are the ones I'm familiar with

 

[TdC]

It's more of a on-going ordeal.
An extremely close friend, Decisions...............

send this person to me....for........correction

 

[fettoken]

Standing in the shower looking for your shampoo, then realising you packed it along with all your shaving stuff and toothbrush for the weekend trip. Of course it's also in the bottom of the bag.

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vHRMeRszw4

 

[DaGaffer]

Stupid tucking banks who offer to manage all your direct debts when you move accounts, send you a letter confirming its all been done and then come the start of month not one dd works. Cunts

Also, stupid isps that cut off your broadband immediately without informing you when the dd has failed. Cunts

 

[Raven]

It's more of a on-going ordeal.
An extremely close friend, Decisions...............

You sister?

 

[DaGaffer]

Stupid tucking banks who offer to manage all your direct debts when you move accounts, send you a letter confirming its all been done and then come the start of month not one dd works. Cunts

Also, stupid isps that cut off your broadband immediately without informing you when the dd has failed. Cunts

And of course, predictive text

 

[old.user4556]

Here's me thinking you had gone all soft Gaff .

 

[Fweddy]

Needing to cough or sneeze when you have a mouthful of cereal.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Needing to cough or sneeze when you have a mouthful of cereal.

Manly way is to open wide and let all cheerios fly free.

 

[CorNokZ]

Manly way to do it is not sneezing. A man has 100% control of his body

 

[old.user4556]

Manly way to do it is not sneezing. A man has 100% control of his body

Really? He can keep his eyes open when he sneezes?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Really? He can keep his eyes open when he sneezes?

Well, Wij can. But only one eye, and it's not at eye level.

 

[MYstIC G]

Well, Wij can. But only one eye, and it's not at eye level.

If Wij is telling you that is snot all up your back then he has been lying to you.

 

[Wij]

Trouser-snot. It's not lying. It's creative description.

*ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip*

 

[megadave]

fuckers who change the thermostat

 

[Raven]

I have a remote control thermostat, I am the custodian of said thermostat!

 

[megadave]

the bitch infront of you who despite having spent several minutes queueing then has to have another few minutes to find her fucking money in her handbag, slag.

 

[Lamp]

slow torrents / ppl not seeding