SPAM random annoying things

[Ch3tan]

Remember when people used to refer to people as "dude". Just be glad that's died a death. Dude.

 

[Aoami]

Dude is coming back in a big way.

 

[Lamp]

Anyone other than Americans or Swedes using the word "dude" makes them sound like a douche.

 

[Ch3tan]

Dude is coming back in a big way.

I use dude more than bro, mate and fella. Even more than boss. I think I never stopped

 

[TdC]

I use dude all the time, dude. I even use it at work and it's catching on

 

[CorNokZ]

So, did you just snap and go "stfu" or did you turn round and say "would you mind not doing that please?" (or something equivalent)?

If it's the former, you're actually a bigger cunt than you realise

Was fed up so pretty much told the poor bloke to stfu.. No one else had because they all realised, from the beginning, that they were both mentally handicapped and had a really good time

 

[megadave]

did they at least shut up?

 

[CorNokZ]

Ofc.. I always get what I want brah!

 

[DaGaffer]

Anyone other than Americans or Swedes using the word "dude" makes them sound like a douche.

I use dude all the time

 

[old.Tohtori]

Myokymia in eye all morning

 

[Ormorof]

thats what you get when you watch anime porn right?

and i dont say dude much but i do say "man" a lot as in "hey man" or "oh man" or "awwwwww maaaaaaaaannnnnnnn"

 

[Edmond]

I use Dude too, like all the time and everything, and all that.......dude


I to also say 'Aww man' when things go wrong mainly.......*i say it a lot*

 

[mooSe_]

I remember being told in primary school that I shouldn't say "dude" because it means camel poo

 

[old.Tohtori]

-19 outside...f*ck...this.

 

[old.user4556]

My colleagues in London were moaning that they had to scrape their cars this morning.

MAN UP.

Mind you, it's a balmy -6c where I was this morning.

 

[Ch3tan]

I haven't to scrape my car yet, but it feels fucking cold, mainly because it's not been below zero here until this week.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Yeah compared to lapland(and northern finland in general), it's going -30 at night. So this toasty -20 is fine

 

[Raven]

It was a shocking -1 on the journey home today.

unlucky!

 

[Lamp]

I didn't notice. Hardly stepped outside today. Hot air con 4tw.

 

[caLLous]

It's not going above zero until next Thursday here.

 

[Lamp]

Why does my download speed always reduce in the last minute of the torrent?

 

[old.user4556]

I've got four new ones:

1) People that talk a wonderful game. You've all met one, mostly arrogant males full of bullshit who can talk a good game. A guy I worked with has started doing photography; he's bought all the kit, all the filters, all the lenses, got the business cards and touting for work - but his photography speaks volumes because it is fucking woeful. By Christ he can talk pr0.

2) People that let phones ring in the office until someone picks it up. I work in an open plan office, and sometimes phones will ring and ring and ring. You pick up the phone "hello?" .... "Hi, is Joe Public there?" .... TAKE A FUCKING GUESS SHERLOCK. I then answer "sorry no, I've answered a phone at the other side of the office that was ringing non-stop" .... "Oh! right! Can you take a message?" .... "No, I do not work with Joe Public, send them an email or try their mobile" .... "Can you not write it down and leave it on the desk I phoned? ... *hangs up, takes phone off hook*. Cunt.

3) Wankers that drive up your arse on the motorway during temporary 40 mph with average speed cameras. There are two lines of cars, in both lanes as far as the eye can see and some fucking cunt drives 1cm off your bumper and does that "drift to one side as if to say 'please get out the way' ". You can't even move over due to the busy traffic, yet they still don't grasp it's an enforced 40. Cunt.

4) Drivers that own shitbox slow cars who have no concept that you own a faster car. Driving up the motorway, a car pulls out to pass a lorry, car in front is doing 60 mph, wanker in a Vectra comes flying up to your bumper, does the "drift to one side", you're leaving a safe gap, car infront pulls in and Vectra drives even closer to you. Drop a gear, accelerate to 100 mph leaving Vectra way behind. Cunt.

Bad day

 

[Edmond]

Its been -3 for the last 2 mornings here, but no ice on the windscreen, there is no moisture in the air, its very dry

 

[Zarjazz]

Why does my download speed always reduce in the last minute of the torrent?

Because at the start of the torrent and that nice 1MB/sec download speed is actually 100 different connects at 10KB/sec each. Those last one or two data blocks are still at 10KB/sec.

 

[Shagrat]

Having a really itchy arse in the middle of an important meeting and not being able to think of a way of having a good scratch without anyone noticing.....

 

[Mabs]

3) Wankers that drive up your arse on the motorway during temporary 40 mph with average speed cameras. There are two lines of cars, in both lanes as far as the eye can see and some fucking cunt drives 1cm off your bumper and does that "drift to one side as if to say 'please get out the way' ". You can't even move over due to the busy traffic, yet they still don't grasp it's an enforced 40. Cunt.

topped only by "im more important than you" people, who at a lane closure,road works, etc, where there is 3 into 2 lanes... go tanking up the empty lane with 100m/80m signs on it, then try to cut in front of everyone else, usually Audi/BMW drivers

 

[TdC]

-19 outside...f*ck...this.

you dare to call yourself a Fin? gaaaaaayyy :-P you should be frolicking out in the snow while nekkid!

 

[caLLous]

http://www.jalam.org/ulc/temperature.htm

Toht is a fancy Fin.

 

[Aoami]

its about -7 or -8 in copenhagen and its fucking cold out. fucking cold. i cycled to the cinema earlier and couldnt feel my feet by the time i got there. and i got there late so couldnt even get into the film.

 

[Lamp]

Pah! You lot know nothing. If you want to see cold, you should have seen the look on my mother-in-law's face when I stank her downstairs toilet out last weekend.