SPAM random annoying things

[CorNokZ]

When my fish randomly die :<

Plus side is that I can then get new fishies! Also just got a new aquarium today You'd think keeping fish was easy..

 

[old.Tohtori]

yeah if you wanna stick your thing in a wizard's sleeve

Not really, depends on person.

 

[Lamp]

well yes ok...but there comes a time in every woman's life when...well you know...where at 50+ do you draw the line? 60? 70? Jane Fonda? Sure she looks great for 70+ but really? would you? I suppose if you're nearer that age, then fine (you're not gonna pull a 23 yr old when your 68 unless you're loaded)

 

[old.Tohtori]

I don't really care about age...or looks for that matter. So, if the situation would arise, maybe

 

[fettoken]

Special child at birth.

 

[Scouse]

well yes ok...but there comes a time in every woman's life when...well you know...where at 50+ do you draw the line? 60? 70? Jane Fonda? Sure she looks great for 70+ but really? would you? I suppose if you're nearer that age, then fine (you're not gonna pull a 23 yr old when your 68 unless you're loaded)

I have to say, I would fuck Jane Fonda. I'm pretty sure I could make a lot of money selling the story - enough to compensate for what must be like fucking a weetabix

 

[Lamp]

I have to eat my weetabix with hot milk

 

[Aoami]

Running out of kanelsnegles.

 

[caLLous]

Smalltalk. Just making conversation for the sake of it. I really, really suck at it.

 

[old.Tohtori]

People who take opinions as arguments against them.

 

[Ch3tan]

You randomly annoy yourself???

 

[old.Tohtori]

I've never taken peoples opinions as arguments against me.

(Unless i was trolling, in which case it still wassn't taken personally, just as ammo )

 

[Deebs]

Advert tracking cookies. Fuckoff!

 

[old.user4556]

Every fucking Friday, without fail on Facebook:

"It's Friday! Yay!"

AT LEAST 10 TIMES.

Then on Monday morning:

"Monday, meh"

EVERY MONDAY.

Always women I might add, but then I'm a Facebook misogynist.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Facebook:

Thanks for saving me the trouble to write it, as per topic.

 

[Ch3tan]

Every fucking Friday, without fail on Facebook:

"It's Friday! Yay!"

AT LEAST 10 TIMES.

Then on Monday morning:

"Monday, meh"

EVERY MONDAY.

Always women I might add, but then I'm a Facebook misogynist.

AS I've said many times, your social experience, on or offline, is dictated by those you associate with. If you don't like what they have to say, facebook gives you multiple ways to silence them.

 

[Raven]

Only having enough cheese in the fridge for one cheese toasty

 

[Ch3tan]

I got a penalty fair on a train journey, for loosing part of the ticket for the journey. Now despite it being a labelled ticket with a seat number, that no one else could have used, it's breaking the terms of carriage.

I paid the fair again and appealed, which I did not expect to win because their rules are ridiculous.

Now today I had a notice for an unpaid fine; because when I paid the fair they got the amount wrong! Phoned up to complain and they agreed they were in the wrong, and cancelled the second notice. I ask for proof in writing and they claim they are unable to send me anything. FFS. I'll probably get another notice in 14 days now...

 

[old.user4556]

AS I've said many times, your social experience, on or offline, is dictated by those you associate with. If you don't like what they have to say, facebook gives you multiple ways to silence them.

It's not that simple. "in real life", friends behave with decorum, however put a keyboard in front of them and they literally type what they think giving the impression that they are complete cunts. Those that have been raised on a diet of Internet forums know how to behave, but most of my 'friends' are what we'd describe as noobs. I can't bloke them all, and I can't defriend them, so I have to put up with their pish.

 

[Ch3tan]

It's not that simple. "in real life", friends behave with decorum, however put a keyboard in front of them and they literally type what they think giving the impression that they are complete cunts. Those that have been raised on a diet of Internet forums know how to behave, but most of my 'friends' are what we'd describe as noobs. I can't bloke them all, and I can't defriend them, so I have to put up with their pish.

You needn't block them, just unsubscribe from all their updates. Set it to "show important only", for example.

Which reminds me; I need to re-do groups and levels of access on FB soon. Added too many people over the last year.

 

[old.user4556]

It's still not quite right, I missed my mate's bird's baby announcement because of my settings (...and I looked a bit of a tit not replying...). She's an irritating passive-aggressive type that uses subtle clock n dagger status updates to bitch and whine about her boyfriend.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

You need to add some London class to your friends list.

 

[old.Tohtori]

It's still not quite right, I missed my mate's bird's baby announcement because of my settings (...and I looked a bit of a tit not replying...). She's an irritating passive-aggressive type that uses subtle clock n dagger status updates to bitch and whine about her boyfriend.

not a really important birthday if it's just announced on FB now is it

 

[ileks]

When my fish randomly die :<

Plus side is that I can then get new fishies! Also just got a new aquarium today You'd think keeping fish was easy..

When I had a tropical tank the fish would randomly just die as well. The secret for me was getting one of those bubble machine things. No idea why.

I really want to get one of those nano reef aquariums and get a couple of clown fish. All the stuff is so expensive though

 

[old.user4556]

not a really important birthday if it's just announced on FB now is it

Generally the easiest for those who have global family / friends.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Yeah didn't mean to diss the delivery method, just that is it really the main noticeboard for people these days, and not say, cards or even a text?

No wait, it's FB, ofcourse i meant to diss the delivery method

 

[caLLous]

You sound like my mother.

 

[Lamp]

Tune-up 1 click mainenance. Everyweek it runs, slows my PC down and every week I keep telling myself to uninstall it. I don't need a fecking de-frag every week goddammit!

 

[Cerb]

So while putting together the deliverables book for the network on the 2nd show of the documentary I'm working on, I just discovered that the releases we got everyone to sign to agree to be on camera have been lost. We got these in Egypt....from random people in the street.

"What, proper fucked?

Yes Tyrone proper fucked"

 

[old.user4556]

Yeah didn't mean to diss the delivery method, just that is it really the main noticeboard for people these days, and not say, cards or even a text?

No wait, it's FB, ofcourse i meant to diss the delivery method

That's what gets on my tits on Facebook, oversharing about non-events. Facebragging is the worst.