SPAM random annoying things

[CorNokZ]

the game

people who "play" "the game" and still thinks it is funny

btw OH LOLZ U GOTZ ME! OH SO RANDUM XD

^also people who act like that on Facebook

 

[old.Tohtori]

Bah ConrNokZ, i lost it again

On tht point....people who ruin the game just to ruin the game, not because they lost it as it SHOULD be.

 

[CorNokZ]

Bah, so close to someone spelling my name right

Would be a first ever I think... And even toht who has known me for so long

 

[old.Tohtori]

Actually that's the first time i've mispeeled your name, it was right in the morning before my first coffee...in gods know how many years...give me a break!

So, by using womens patented logic...you only noticed my spelling of your name when i made ONe mistake, but not the thousands of times i did it right. YOUR FAULT!

 

[Fweddy]

The hot young woman that used to model at my life drawing class has been replaced by a fat old woman

 

[Lamp]

Selfish bastards who block box junctions.

Was sitting at the lights in Knightsbridge today. Bus comes out of Sloane Street, turns right, THEN realises he doesn't have enough room to clear the junction, and just sits in the middle of Scotch Corner pissing everyone off. Its not as if its a quiet junction. And I thought London bus drivers knew better. Pff.

And will he get a PCN / 3 points? Like hell. If you or I did it, we'd be hung drawn & quartered.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

"Autocorrect" fails. Almost all of them are completely and obviously made up, which is a shame as it devalues the comedy of the legit ones.

 

[Raven]

wtf is "the game" ?

 

[CorNokZ]

wtf is "the game" ?

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-game

 

[old.user4556]

Middle lane hoggers on three lane motorways, particularly when it's quiet.

 

[CorNokZ]

When the gf says "wanna come to bed?", but doens't wanna have a piece of my corn kob

 

[old.user4556]

Get with this girl.

 

[MYstIC G]

The like system getting randomly changed...

 

[Edmond]

The like system getting randomly changed...

Fuck...i wanted to click them all, but i can only do one, no fun

 

[CorNokZ]

 

[MYstIC G]

Downloading the Ubuntu 10 installer instead of the 11 installer and only realising after install when getting an "there's a new version" notification

 

[TdC]

The like system getting randomly changed...

there is no one for "extremely gay post by Rob" so Deebs' clearly not there yet

 

[caLLous]

Really awesome music being used on rubbish tv programmes.

Clubbed to Death by Rob D on Dog Borstal ffs.

 

[Lamp]

car air fresheners on bits of elastic that dont smell like they're supposed to on the packet

 

[fettoken]

Speaking to a sexy voice at work, wondering if she's fit. Then finding out she's 50+ y/o.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

...so is she fit?

 

[fettoken]

No. God no. I can't work out how such as sexy voice can fit such an...elderly woman.

 

[old.Tohtori]

50+ ain't necessarily unfit you know.

 

[fettoken]

Indeed. But..this picture was not pleasant.

 

[caLLous]

Woo she sent you pics? SHARING IS CARING.

 

[Raven]

Can always just phone her up and fap under your desk.

 

[fettoken]

Oh my god. I want to put my penis inside of her.

 

[fettoken]

>:

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Big Chill festival cancelled

 

[Lamp]

50+ ain't necessarily unfit you know.

yeah if you wanna stick your thing in a wizard's sleeve