SPAM random annoying things

[old.Tohtori]

Sure there wasn't

Give into your gay G.

 

[old.user4556]

You've lost me. Crashing in a room with two girls and a bloke is gay how?

I thought fucking a man in the ass made you gay, but apparently not.

 

[old.Tohtori]

O...k...someone needs to take things a bit LESS seriously.

 

[old.user4556]

Anal sex is SERIOUS BUSINESS.

Have you seen The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Can't say i have, though i cana gree that anal is a serious business. They make tons of money off it

Oh yeah, bumming a man doens't necessarily make you gay

Cuddling after though...sooooo gay.

 

[old.user4556]

Oh yeah, bumming a man doens't necessarily make you gay

You've been brainwashed by Wij.

 

[TdC]

you did cop a spoon though, dincha? nice and waaaaarrrrrmmmmm

 

[old.Tohtori]

You've been brainwashed by Wij.

Nah, wij thinks of a different picture, even if equally big. Just saying that there's more to being gay then your willy

Well, not YOUR willy, YOUR willy is perfectly gay, sleeping with strange men on floors.

 

[old.user4556]

Must be a Finnish thing.

 

[caLLous]

I think we can narrow it down further to "a Toht thing".

 

[Cerb]

Men's arses are dirty and hairy. Takes a proper hard man to fuck that.

Gay men are hard as fuck.

 

[Overdriven]

Few to add to this today

1) Lack of clinical trials for new drugs.
2) Lack of research in general
3) My recent Google skills.

 

[Lamp]

Oh yeah, bumming a man doens't necessarily make you gay.

but buying Heat Magazine does...

 

[old.user4556]

Men's arses are dirty and hairy. Takes a proper hard man to fuck that.

Gay men are hard as fuck.

I'm sure I've said this before but I have a very gay friend, not Alan Carr or Graham Norton, but a 6' 3" ass tearing solid bloke who even called me "a poof" when he saw me straightening my hair.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Why were you straightening your hair if you're NOT a massive bender? I don't get it

 

[old.user4556]

I never denied I wasn't a massive bender.

Gay? No.

Massive bender? Well....

 

[Lamp]

try walking into a gay bar and telling someone you're a massive bender, not gay

 

[old.user4556]

No prob, pretty much the same as posting a new thread here saying "I'm new here".

 

[Punishment]

That half a second before you hit a pothole on your road you knew was there but forgot

 

[- English -]

people moaning about their problems (health etc)

 

[old.user4556]

people moaning about their problems (health etc)

Well, depends on what health?

If someone is sniffing about a common cold, man the fuck up. If someone has cancer and wants to talk, let them I say.

 

[- English -]

Well, depends on what health?

If someone is sniffing about a common cold, man the fuck up. If someone has cancer and wants to talk, let them I say.

Everyone has their problems, be it colds, ligament damage, cancer etc .. yea its ok to mention it once or twice but to keep bringing it up looking for sympathy or something gets a bit annoying .. I have an aunt who moans about her knees hips back and god knows what else every fk'in day .. and she's not the only one I know who does it

 

[Lamp]

Eigenfunctions.

 

[pcg79]

the game

 

[Zarjazz]

Eigenfunctions.

How can you say that after all the quantum mechanics you've been posting?!

 

[Lamp]

Today, they're annoying. Tomorrow my head might be clearer. ATM I have vectors and matrices coming out of my ears. Not good.

 

[Fweddy]

Today I got to work late, drew a picture of an owl, ate some chocolates, took an hour and a half lunch break, my boss gave me three children's books and told me to read them all and pick my favourite and then I left early because I felt I deserved it.

In the pub this evening my friends kept saying I don't work hard enough

 

[old.Tohtori]

Today I got to work late, drew a picture of an owl, ate some chocolates, took an hour and a half lunch break, my boss gave me three children's books and told me to read them all and pick my favourite and then I left early because I felt I deserved it.

In the pub this evening my friends kept saying I don't work hard enough

I know the feeling, i got to work at 10'ish thursday, played a game for an hour or two, browsed the net for an hour, had some dins, played a game for an hour more and left home 'cause i felt like it. It's hard work man!

 

[Lamp]

Just about to use the bathroom & the wife's just gone in there. I'm too bloody tall to use the downstairs bog comfortably (imagine sitting in a shoebox then imagine half the shoebox has a sink in it). Hope she leaves soon. Otherwise its the garden

 

[Gwadien]

Just about to use the bathroom & the wife's just gone in there. I'm too bloody tall to use the downstairs bog comfortably (imagine sitting in a shoebox then imagine half the shoebox has a sink in it). Hope she leaves soon. Otherwise its the garden

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