SPAM random annoying things

[Billargh]

When you're computer goes into sleep mode from doing sod all, then you forget. Turn it on the next day and it takes a pissing age to start :<

 

[dysfunction]

When you're computer goes into sleep mode from doing sod all, then you forget. Turn it on the next day and it takes a pissing age to start :<

Disable sleep mode.
No problem

 

[Lamp]

pigeons in the middle of the road who leave it to the very last minute to get out of the way of your car

 

[Wazzerphuk]

HD channels being louder than SD channels

 

[Ch3tan]

I find it the other way round.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Sky or Virgin?

 

[Raven]

Cat are for lonely people. Explains alot. The dog attacks are all how they are raised, enough said.

Cat's are not for lonely people. Half the time they are off out doing their own thing. Dog's on the other hand follow you around like a lost sheep.

 

[megadave]

HD channels being louder than SD channels

adverts being louder than everything

 

[Billargh]

adverts being louder than everything

GOOOOOOO COMPARE!

Yeah, that.

 

[Ch3tan]

Sky wazzer, but I agree with the others. advert loudness is the worst :/

 

[Lamp]

a confused fart - could go either way. Do you risk squeezing it out?

 

[CorNokZ]

So how did it go Lamp?

 

[Sydrik]

Meals that say "serves 2"

I'll be the fucking judge of that.

 

[Lamp]

So how did it go Lamp?

Disappointing. A silent one

 

[megadave]

Americans making up stupid words

e.g..

winningest

 

[CorNokZ]

twinning!!

 

[Sockstuff]

My boy creating the biggest shitty nappy, then doing the same again 2 mins after I've changed him and then pisses in the 3rd one 5 more mins down the line. To top it off this is all all at 3am.

 

[MYstIC G]

as long as people cycled sensibly there would be plenty of room on that pavement, but the problem is that they probably wouldn't.

Having seen what happened to my mum when she was knocked over by a retard on a bicycle who was cycling on a pavement, I have to tell you that your suggestion is retarded. Soz.

 

[Tuthmes]

Instant No Button! Star Wars funnies FTW!

Should be usefull.

 

[Billargh]

I heard adverts are louder because they know people will go grab a drink/smoke from a different room, so they ramp up the volume so you can still hear it regardless of where you are.

 

[old.Tohtori]

as long as people cycled sensibly there would be plenty of room on that pavement, but the problem is that they probably wouldn't.

Having seen what happened to my mum when she was knocked over by a retard on a bicycle who was cycling on a pavement, I have to tell you that your suggestion is retarded. Soz.

Missed his point there, which i bolded for your old eyes to see clearly.

 

[Tuthmes]

I heard adverts are louder because they know people will go grab a drink/smoke from a different room, so they ramp up the volume so you can still hear it regardless of where you are.

The gain is higher, so yes.

 

[Billargh]

I have no idea what you're on about, Tut.

 

[DaGaffer]

My boy creating the biggest shitty nappy, then doing the same again 2 mins after I've changed him and then pisses in the 3rd one 5 more mins down the line. To top it off this is all all at 3am.

Stop feeding him then. Its your own fault!

 

[Tuthmes]

I have no idea what you're on about, Tut.

You take a Briton Merc with handcrafted weapon. Then give him Malice and Battler. He's still swinging with the same strength, but overal does a lot more damage.

 

[Billargh]

Ah, now that you put it in horribly nerdy, shameful terms, I understand!

 

[mooSe_]

I've managed to unconsciously develop the ability to watch/hear adverts while completely blocking out the product being advertised. I can watch the same advert like 5 times and remember what happens in the advert, but I usually have no idea what they're trying to get me to buy.

 

[Lamp]

people who don't know how to adjust their speed on slip roads when joining a dual carriageway

 

[- English -]

I heard adverts are louder because they know people will go grab a drink/smoke from a different room, so they ramp up the volume so you can still hear it regardless of where you are.

or put subtitles on as they know everyone will mute it.

cough * go compare

 

[Wazzerphuk]

people who don't know how to adjust their speed on slip roads when joining a dual carriageway

The amount people try and join 50+ at 30 is scary. So dangerous.