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[Lamp]

people who think cats are better than dogs

 

[pikeh]

everyone on the internet and with common sense then?

 

[TdC]

people who think cats are better than dogs

cats ARE better than dogs

 

[Shagrat]

cats ARE better than dogs

this is true. everyone who thinks otherwise is wrong

 

[Lamp]

this'll have the rioters quaking in their boots:

 

[TdC]

picked the wrong kind of cat there bub

 

[old.user4556]

Cats are arrogant, disloyal, moody, fickle and devious.

They are low maintenance and for the lazy.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

That's why they're brilliant, they actually think and use their brains for themselves unprompted. Unlike dogs, which just act like a mentally handicapped child unless you spend huge amount of efforts trying to train something that if it gets pissed off will eat your child.

Holy shit that's a bad sentence. Sorry.

 

[pikeh]

dogs are lifes suckers.

 

[CorNokZ]

...

 

[old.Tohtori]

Unlike dogs, which just act like a mentally handicapped child unless you spend huge amount of efforts trying to train something that if it gets pissed off will eat your child.

Depends on the dog.

More chance of your cat f*cking your kid up then a dog.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

What? How many children get hospitalised or killed by cats? Are you fucking insane trolling again?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Who said anything about killing, or even hospitalising.

If the dog isn't messed up by some violent moron, it's not going to hurt anyone. Don't base your "opinion" on damaged dogs.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Some perfectly happy non violent dogs have killed kids in the past, I'm not talking about abused dogs.

Some dogs just have it in them. Show me how many damaged cats have killed or attacked children then yeah?

 

[old.Tohtori]

A perfectly happy normal dog doesn't have it in. That's a violent dog by f*cking definition. That's a problem dog, that's NOT a family dog. Bet there's problem cats too with mental issues, but i'm not gonna start looking for it on the net just to show something that's by default true.

A normal dog is less likely to attack your kid then a normal cat because cats aren't trained and are less pack animals. I'm not saying they kill you while you sleep, just attack, so put down your mewmew fanboy t-shirt and stop making bogus claims based on damaged dogs and misconceptions.

Now be a good internet tough guy and post "lol you can't show me stuff!" and piss off.

 

[old.Tohtori]

And yes i am 'cause cat people are stoopid

 

[Punishment]

Dogs ftw

 

[caLLous]

Yep. Cats are rubbish.

 

[Lamp]

guide cats for the blind?
guard cats?
police cats?
sniffer cats?
bomb disposal cats?

 

[caLLous]

I would quite like to use some cats I have met in my time for bomb disposal tbh.

 

[Calaen]

depends on the dog.

More chance of your cat f*cking your kid up then a dog.

hahahahhahahaahahaahahahah

 

[Calaen]

guide cats for the blind?
guard cats?
police cats?
sniffer cats?
bomb disposal cats?

Slavery? I think cats are beyond that shit

 

[megadave]

cats aint nobodies bitch

 

[caLLous]

Eddie Izzard - Cats and Dogs - YouTube

"Cat, are you drilling?"

 

[Shagrat]

More chance of your cat f*cking your kid up then a dog.

rofl, I must have missed all the news reports of cat attacks....

dumbest forum post of the day.

 

[Gwadien]

rofl, I must have missed all the news reports of cat attacks....

dumbest forum post of the day.

No, not at all

Dogs kill the odd kid...

Cats scratch every kid.

Why would a cat scratch get publicity?

 

[Everz]

Cat are for lonely people. Explains alot. The dog attacks are all how they are raised, enough said.

 

[caLLous]

No, not at all

Dogs kill the odd kid...

Cats scratch every kid.

Why would a cat scratch get publicity?

The day a cat scratches a child to death, it will get publicity.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well i'd like to apologise for the troll, was being a dick due to certain afk situations.

So Whazzer, apologies, it was childish and uncalled for.

 

[CorNokZ]

My old cat was the best. Miss him a lot whenever I think of him, just because he was everything that every other cat wasn't. He came when you called for him, he only drank water out of the bidet, he slept on his back and snorred, you could push him over(he was REALLY fat) and he'd start purring straight away and he was probably the most loving(non-human) creature I have ever met. Way more than any dog I have ever encountered.

My other cat was a fcuking cunt tho.. Just like any other cat