SPAM random annoying things

[Scouse]

The fact that it's always left to me to organise things amongst my group of friends. Camping trip in June.

Give them a date and get the responses within 24 hours. Non-responders don't get a look-in after that - if they turn up they turn up.

Check *you* have equipment - everyone else can sort themselves out.

As for location - you get to pick where you want to go

Checking with land owners? Are you going shooting?

 

[old.Tohtori]

People who say skedule instead of schedule.

How about when people say et cetera as Ekcetera.

 

[Raven]

Checking with land owners? Are you going shooting?

Just plain camping but it's always polite to ask the land owners permission first, see if he wants chucking a few quid, whether he minds us having a fire and how long he will let us stay etc

 

[Gwadien]

Just plain camping but it's always polite to ask the land owners permission first, see if he wants chucking a few quid, whether he minds us having a fire and how long he will let us stay etc

Scouse isn't the polite type, he'll go onto the land and claim the land for the proletariat.

 

[Poag]

Something that annoyed me yesterday on the radio in the car.

Discussing the plans to move benefits from half a dozen payments to one payment. Someone came on to say it was a bad idea, the reasoning they gave was as follows:-

"If people just get one lump sum, they will go and spend it in the pub in one night! and not have anything left for the rest of the month, for alcohol.........and food"



I almost crashed.

 

[Chilly]

Something that annoyed me yesterday on the radio in the car.

Discussing the plans to move benefits from half a dozen payments to one payment. Someone came on to say it was a bad idea, the reasoning they gave was as follows:-

"If people just get one lump sum, they will go and spend it in the pub in one night! and not have anything left for the rest of the month, for alcohol.........and food"



I almost crashed.

Pretty sure most people get paid in a fucking lump sum. If they cant handle it, they can starve or freeze to death. Fuck em.

 

[Scouse]

Just plain camping but it's always polite to ask the land owners permission first, see if he wants chucking a few quid, whether he minds us having a fire and how long he will let us stay etc

Ah, so not staying at a campsite then. Fair enough

 

[rynnor]

Just plain camping but it's always polite to ask the land owners permission first, see if he wants chucking a few quid, whether he minds us having a fire and how long he will let us stay etc

Huh - why not use a camp site?

 

[Raven]

Because when you go to camp sites you have to put up with families and their dreadful children. All children on camp sites should be chained up imo.

We do most of the time but its better to go somewhere that doesn't advertise.

 

[TdC]

it's some sort of festive day in the NL (cough Queensday cough) and that means bad house music being played. the entirety of the city I live in has been transformed in to open air venues. I can hear at least three different bass elements competing with each other. sometimes the wind allows the higher frequencies to get through as well. it's been like this since mid day.

*bwub* *bwub* *bwub* *bwub* *tsssh-tsssh* *bwub* *bwub* *bwub-wub*

 

[Raven]

I need to speak to colleagues in Holland and the fuckers aren't there.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

I need to speak to colleagues in Holland and the fuckers aren't there.

Would you be?

 

[Billargh]

He'd probably be on here complaining about it.

 

[Chilly]

it's some sort of festive day in the NL (cough Queensday cough) and that means bad house music being played. the entirety of the city I live in has been transformed in to open air venues. I can hear at least three different bass elements competing with each other. sometimes the wind allows the higher frequencies to get through as well. it's been like this since mid day.

*bwub* *bwub* *bwub* *bwub* *tsssh-tsssh* *bwub* *bwub* *bwub-wub*

old fuckin granny. get out and rave.

 

[TdC]

meh. I hate Queensday </old fuckin granny>

 

[Chilly]

KINGSDAY ??

 

[TdC]

I am not acknowledging the ascendance.

 

[Chilly]

so I take it you do not approve of the monarchy?

 

[TdC]

not in the slightest

 

[Gwadien]

not in the slightest

It's an excuse to get pissed you miserable old bastard

 

[Wazzerphuk]

He lives in Holland. He's half Dutch and half Scottish. He requires *no* excuse for insobreity.

 

[Lamp]

Ghost poos

You take a dump, have a look, and there's nothing there.

 

[Lamp]

Organised crime.

When did you pop into an Italian coffee shop and see all the mafioso seated alphabetically and then according to height? And do they keep all their banknotes sorted by serial number?

Organised my arse

 

[Lamp]

Dutch roundabouts

Oh lord

http://www.lbc.co.uk/dutch-roundabouts-could-be-introduced-in-london-71305

 

[Billargh]

Gonna result in a lot of fucked up cyclists.

 

[Raven]

Watching the video, none of the cyclists indicated, not just a UK thing then.

 

[Raven]

Random annoying things. Double posts

 

[old.Tohtori]

Doublestandards with women/men. Yesterday got told by a random woman "you know you look like person X" with a cutesy smile etc.

So i replied heh yeah i get that, and added that she looks like person Y and she and her friends got all huffed and couldn't believe how "rude" i was.

 

[ileks]

Doublestandards with women/men. Yesterday got told by a random woman "you know you look like person X" with a cutesy smile etc.

So i replied heh yeah i get that, and added that she looks like person Y and she and her friends got all huffed and couldn't believe how "rude" i was.

Did you say she looked like Susan Boyle or someone?

 

[TdC]

Dutch roundabouts

Oh lord

http://www.lbc.co.uk/dutch-roundabouts-could-be-introduced-in-london-71305

Gonna result in a lot of fucked up cyclists.

what's the problem? English motorists being incompetent dicks?