SPAM random annoying things

[Cerb]

Whis is pissing you people's answer to everything?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Yes

Then you were prepared, good boy

 

[TdC]

you're saying pissing is NOT the answer to everything?

 

[mooSe_]

Because it shows you are the dominant male and that this is your territory

 

[Fweddy]

it doesn't have to be pre-filled, although I assume stale, or even fermented piss has more of an impact metaphorically speaking...but there's just something undeniably classy about a gentleman filling a water balloon with fresh urine, tying off and then pitching the thing through an open car window.

You can do all that before the car has driven too far away? Either you piss really fast or you've got one hell of a throwing arm.

 

[Chilly]

Whis is pissing you people's answer to everything?

"you people" ??

Racist. I piss on thee.

 

[TdC]

You can do all that before the car has driven too far away? Either you piss really fast or you've got one hell of a throwing arm.

it's all the masturbation. I can fling a shot-put about 200 meters, easy.

 

[rynnor]

it's all the masturbation. I can fling a shot-put about 200 meters, easy.

But clearly you are now blind so wont hit the target

 

[sayward]

Had a text today to say PO couldn't deliver my Sky wireless connector and left a card. NO bloody card! so now what do I do? And where the hell is it? And I'm going away again tomorrow!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Had a text today to say PO couldn't deliver my Sky wireless connector and left a card. NO bloody card! so now what do I do? And where the hell is it? And I'm going away again tomorrow!

Ring ring. There's little in this world that can't be fixed by calling

 

[old.Tohtori]

The term gamer. There is no co-op multigamer, or singlegamer. The people who drive cars aren't called carers. They -drive- a car, they are drivers. You play a game, you don't game it. You're a player.

Player 1 press start goddamnit.

Which ofcourse is a new annoyance since i've used the term before

 

[caLLous]

Game can be used as a verb so gamer is perfectly valid... People who drive cars are drivers.

As for annoying things; burning the end of my primary touchscreen finger quite badly and it just plain not working on touchscreens anymore.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Doesn't stand up still, you don't go and game on your xbox, you never use the term game when talking about -playing- games.

 

[rynnor]

Doesn't stand up still, you don't go and game on your xbox, you never use the term game when talking about -playing- games.

The secret rule of english is to constantly break the rules in order to confuse non-natives

 

[soze]

Players is far to generic. Players descend on London for conference. Means nothing to anyone. So players of Golf are Golfers, players of Football are Footballers and players of Games are Gamers it makes sense.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Golfers works since you can go golf, you can't go football. Footballer is equally annoying.

It doesn't have to make sense to be annoying

Don't get me started on female gamers, or worse yet gaymers.

 

[mooSe_]

Lost my debit card last night at some point. Might have left it in an atm. No memory at all.

 

[old.Tohtori]

And now comes the "never again" speech in the head, followed by a rather sober week or two, before you brush yourself off and do it again

 

[mooSe_]

never drink fourloko

 

[soze]

Katie Price. I have never liked her but she seems to have a lot of fans yet today she is calling Kelly Brook fat. What a role model that fake breasted thunder cunt is.

 

[caLLous]

Speaking of people calling people fat and then people defending said person... Joan Rivers, what a cunt.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Katie Price. I have never liked her but she seems to have a lot of fans yet today she is calling Kelly Brook fat. What a role model that fake breasted thunder cunt is.

Just looked, she really doesn't have a leg to stand on. Horses shouldn't throw stones in dirthuts or something.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Speaking of people calling people fat and then people defending said person... Joan Rivers, what a cunt.

I don't see how being a big fatty is a good role model. It's a bad role model, it's unhealthy and gluttonous. By all means use her as a role model for success and being yourself, but lauding her size is unhealthy.

 

[Gwadien]

I don't see how being a big fatty is a good role model. It's a bad role model, it's unhealthy and gluttonous. By all means use her as a role model for success and being yourself, but lauding her size is unhealthy.

Don't let your dreams be shattered because of the way you look?

or would you rather people starving themselves to be the perfect model so they look good on TV?

 

[Wazzerphuk]

So you have to starve yourself to not be a big fatty? Stop being stupid.

 

[Gwadien]

So you have to starve yourself to not be a big fatty? Stop being stupid.

Nein, you don't, but if you're fat, and you're good at singing, you may think in order to be successful, you also need to be skinny, so you might start doing stupid diets in order to achieve being 'successful'

Whereas with Adele, people can see she's fat, but also successful.

It's a matter of I'm fat, but I'm good at singing, Adele is the same, and successful, I'm going to do the same.

Rather, Adele's successful, I know, Im good at singing, all I need to do now is pile on the pounds.

 

[Raven]

You should go on X-factor!

 

[Overdriven]

Film's based on true events, based over the last 3 years. It's like.. Why would I go pay to see a film when the ending was on the news less than 2 years ago?

 

[Raven]

Katie Price. I have never liked her but she seems to have a lot of fans yet today she is calling Kelly Brook fat. What a role model that fake breasted thunder cunt is.

That bitch ruined my birthday once!

We were going for a nice family meal at a really nice pub a few villages over but that cow had decided to have a book signing or some shit. Meant we couldn't park and missed out!

 

[Bahumat]

Ring ring. There's little in this world that can't be fixed by calling

Nah when you call up its an automated message prompting for the number left on the card...which the lazy fuckers did not put through the door as they never turned up