SPAM random annoying things

[old.Tohtori]

quite broad shouldered.

Frankly 13st is just perfect for me.

Fat people say that.

 

[mooSe_]

mooses have big bones

 

[Gwadien]

Yeah, point being...being over weight does not necessarily mean unhealthy or unfit. Some people are just made that way.

My wife eats pretty much anything in site, I have to hide stuff before it gets consumed. She is a size 8 and close to 6ft. I am 6,1 and 17.5st yet I eat fuck all really. I don't eat crisps, I don't really eat sweet things. Toast for breakfast, sandwiches for lunch and a home made dinner, something middle of the road healthwise, usually leaning towards "healthy" stuff. Nothing inbetween. I probably walk a good 5-6 miles a day yet still carry round extra wight. That being said I am also broad shouldered so I tend to sort of fit, it's not like I have a big belly and I can still see and feel ribs so I am happy!

so anyway, anyone buy any nice shoes lately?

NO IM STILL FUCKING LOOKING.

Edit:-

Love it when people go on about their height over the internet, reminds me of CSS when the keyboard warriors got mad 'YEAH BUT BRO ILL KNOCK YOU OUT IM 7 FOOT 7 BRO'

 

[old.Tohtori]

Love it when people go on about their height over the internet, reminds me of CSS when the keyboard warriors got mad 'YEAH BUT BRO ILL KNOCK YOU OUT IM 7 FOOT 7 BRO'

Reminds me more of the "i'm 5 and a HALF" schoolyard mentality

 

[DaGaffer]

I pay (albeit share with the wife) $1650 for a one bedroom. Fucking American/Boston rent prices.

Yeah but its only Boston and NY where you really have to pay that. Almost everywhere else in the US property costs are peanuts compared to Europe (or at least, you get a shitload more house for your money).

 

[DaGaffer]

Badly laid out drains. Just had to rod the drain to the downstairs loo for the nth time. About 8 feet of compacted bog roll came sailing down the drain (that's not an exaggeration). Quite satisfying to do it though.

 

[Scouse]

Fat people say that.

Only when they're 5'6" rather than 6 foot plus...

 

[Billargh]

Cunts that park their cars in loading bays!

 

[Overdriven]

Don't know what the fuck I've done in the last 2 days, but I am unable to raise my right arm above my chest in any way, have pulled something in my shoulder - Hurts like shit. NO idea why (no gym etc.)

Now, normally this is fine. However, a trip to ASDA today pushed me over the edge.

Went to the bread isle and picked up a loaf (top shelf as the rest were empty) and promptly pulled down another loaf by accident. INSTINCTIVELY reacted with my right arm and tried catching it before it smacked me in the face (Successful) - However, doing so ended up with me swearing loudly because of my shoulder issue and movements it didn't want to do. =|

 

[caLLous]

Whatever "the Harlem Shake" is, wherever it came from... PLEASE FUCK OFF. Imagine the amount of bandwidth around the world that gets wasted progressing tat like that.

It's not even a thing. Is it even a thing? At least Gangnam Style was a thing.

 

[old.Tohtori]

I went a bit hipster on that harlem shake thing...i disliked it before it really took off

 

[caLLous]

I saw the underwater one and I was like "oh, ok... that's, oh..." but then there are just so many and they all just look so terrible.

 

[Lamp]

Getting an email telling you you've just successfully unsubscribed from a mailing list. And then another one saying if you change your mind please click here.

 

[rynnor]

In-laws who come and stay and invariably break things...

 

[Raven]

Ha, we had them round last night. They bought me wine though so I can't complain.

 

[Raven]

People who don't understand that my crystal ball is out for repair.

 

[Ctuchik]

NO IM STILL FUCKING LOOKING.

Edit:-

Love it when people go on about their height over the internet, reminds me of CSS when the keyboard warriors got mad 'YEAH BUT BRO ILL KNOCK YOU OUT IM 7 FOOT 7 BRO'

Best answer to that is "sorry but you can't reach that far down".....

 

[Zarjazz]

Getting an email telling you you've just successfully unsubscribed from a mailing list. And then another one saying if you change your mind please click here.

My version of that is ... see an unsubscribe link on a email but I'm never sure whether to click it. Either I'm going to be unsubscribed or they now know my email address is real and I'm just going to get even more junk. I call it Spam Russian Roulette.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Why would one want to be on a mailing list anyway

 

[caLLous]

Software makers that name their downloads "setup.exe" or something equally vague.

 

[TdC]

having your boss mark you down in your yearly assessment : "Although we laud Andrew for sticking with his Bachelor studies during some of the busiest work periods yet seen, we notice that he always seems tired and his performance at work seems to be affected."

no fucking shit dudes :/

 

[Scouse]

having your boss mark you down in your yearly assessment : "Although we laud Andrew for sticking with his Bachelor studies during some of the busiest work periods yet seen, we notice that he always seems tired and his performance at work seems to be affected."

What a cunt!

 

[rynnor]

Thank him for his support

 

[TdC]

I was actually too tired to argue heh. This is my my first average/needs improvement (same thing with us) score in 5 years. meh.

 

[caLLous]

"I'm too tired to argue with you now because of my studies but just you wait til I'm feeling fresh!"

 

[TdC]

1,5 more years and I'll explain in great detail how they can go fuck themselves. I may even model it for them in an obscure description language that nobody uses

 

[Scouse]

I was actually too tired to argue heh. This is my my first average/needs improvement (same thing with us) score in 5 years. meh.

I'd go back in bright and breezy tomorrow and tell him you deserve a raise because the reason you're so tired is obviously that you're working so hard.

 

[TdC]

yeah I've already agreed to the assessment based on the fact that I *am* tired and this is just another hassle I really don't need atm.

 

[rynnor]

I was actually too tired to argue heh. This is my my first average/needs improvement (same thing with us) score in 5 years. meh.

Do they grade you on the bell curve there with 5% peak and 5% needs improvement?

 

[TdC]

I don't actually know that, but I do know that the managers are "forced" to give out all grades from "You are god" to "no-one likes you, monkey-boy" regardless of the department's actual performance.
The ability to screw us is actually built right in to our assessment forms where we have to agree to vague departmental or even company wide targets that never get reached anyway. I once had a manager who hated that forced bahaviour as much as I do, and one time he refused and gave his entire department an "average" grade. He told me he had the most terrific row about it with his manager which went all the way up to the head of the devision...and eventually he had to reassess everyone.