SPAM random annoying things

[Gwadien]

Application form - fill it out, nearly finish, press 'back' shortcut on my mouse, causes it to crash, FUCK OFF!

 

[Deebs]

Having a great idea in my mind but not being able to code the fucker in PHP (it is a website)

 

[Edmond]

Does it have tits?

 

[Deebs]

Does it have tits?

Tits and arse (arse being my favourite)

 

[Edmond]

...and cock

 

[Deebs]

...and cock

Oh course, my bad. Forgot that cock is your favourite.

 

[old.Tohtori]

but my thighs, are on fire, I DONT LIKE IT.

How's that different to your usual loin problem?

 

[Lamp]

You never see flashers anymore

Sad times when you have to hang the raincoat up

 

[TdC]

my work phone lighting up, but not ringing. then it goes dark again. I look at it: no texts or mails. odd.

 

[Raven]

Sounds like the start of a horror film, best check under the bed.

 

[TdC]

look under my bed? are you insane?

 

[TdC]

next you'll want me to go in the garage by myself! pfff!

 

[old.Tohtori]

my work phone lighting up, but not ringing. then it goes dark again. I look at it: no texts or mails. odd.

FBI checking that you're "where you should be"

 

[Lethul]

my work phone lighting up, but not ringing. then it goes dark again. I look at it: no texts or mails. odd.

iPhone does that when recharging and reaching 100% I think

 

[TdC]

iPhone does that when recharging and reaching 100% I think

this nokia does that too but it was not on the charger, so...

FBI checking that you're "where you should be"

...I guess.

 

[Raven]

People not bothering to turn up to work despite the roads being totally clear.

I had to dig my car out this morning ffs!

 

[old.Tohtori]

I'd love to work in britain, two flakes and i can stay inside while here i have to trot through a blizzard that can freeze squirrels in seconds.

 

[Raven]

Well we had about 8-10 inches over the weekend and they hadn't cleared any of the roads in the village. After a couple of miles I hit main roads which were totally devoid of anything resembling snow.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well we had about 8-10 inches over the weekend

What she said?

 

[Shagrat]

virtually no snow on the main road through our village yet all the bus companies have cancelled routes through. most of the schools in the area are closed, because the teachers couldnt get in and clear the snow off the paths so its dangerous for the kids (wtf!!!).

so im "working" from home today...

 

[soze]

I hate driving so refuse to drive in the slush so it's the train for me. But I know some of the people who live a 20 minute walk from work will call to say they can't make it.

 

[Gwadien]

My Secondary School had an ancient boiler that broke every time it got to 0, but they got a new one when i was in Year 8, ffs.

 

[Zarjazz]

This morning:

• Forgot to update my podcasts so no Radio 4 News Quiz to listen to on the tube.
• 1cm of snow caused all trains to terminate one stop before my destination meaning I had to walk an extra 5 minutes in the cold.
• Starbucks had only one working machine causing a 10 minute tail back of w/bankers and chatty PA's.

#firstworldproblems

 

[soze]

Trains that are 2 minutes late for 2 minutes when they are then 2 minutes late. So far this train is 19 minutes late. Unless the driver stopped for a shit it was never 2 minutes late. Lying cunts

 

[Raven]

People who state the fucking obvious.

 

[CorNokZ]

GF throwing out the nail clippers because they apparently got "rusty".. She doesn't use it as she is a nail biter. I don't. And my nails grow like bamboo during winter!

Had to clip my nails with my swiss army knife's scissors!

 

[TdC]

I'm blessed with YAMF, or yet another man flu. I'm coughing out my left lung, feel fucked. my head's full of snot and my eyes are dry as the sahara. Also I'm running a temperature. I'm so fucked that I actually FORGOT TO CLOSE MY HOUSE FRONT DOOR this morning (as I discovered to my immense shock when I got home at half past seven) when I RODE THROUGH THE SNOW TO WORK because something other than me is fucked too which apparently is vastly more important than something trivial like my health. I SPENT ALL DAY WITH A SPANIARD trying to get things unfucked, while idiots and retards were YAMMERING AND BLEATING AT ME EVERY FIVE MINUTES second guessing all my decisions, decrying my attempts to help them out and basically saying that I wasn't allowed to tell them to fuck off because I was busy because they were busy too and deserved my attention. Then after devising a cunning plan and unfucking everything, probably to the great disappointment of the fucking doubters and naysayers, I got to WALK HOME as there was too much snow to bike. Happy days

 

[rynnor]

I'm blessed with YAMF, or yet another man flu. I'm coughing out my left lung, feel fucked. my head's full of snot and my eyes are dry as the sahara. Also I'm running a temperature. I'm so fucked that I actually FORGOT TO CLOSE MY HOUSE FRONT DOOR this morning (as I discovered to my immense shock when I got home at half past seven) when I RODE THROUGH THE SNOW TO WORK because something other than me is fucked too which apparently is vastly more important than something trivial like my health. I SPENT ALL DAY WITH A SPANIARD trying to get things unfucked, while idiots and retards were YAMMERING AND BLEATING AT ME EVERY FIVE MINUTES second guessing all my decisions, decrying my attempts to help them out and basically saying that I wasn't allowed to tell them to fuck off because I was busy because they were busy too and deserved my attention. Then after devising a cunning plan and unfucking everything, probably to the great disappointment of the fucking doubters and naysayers, I got to WALK HOME as there was too much snow to bike. Happy days

It's probably Pneumonia.

Just dont get it in the other lung...

 

[Edmond]

Do you need a hug?

 

[sayward]

Do you need a hug?

I do!