SPAM random annoying things

[Edmond]

pics!!

 

[MYstIC G]

Hitting a broken thing with a hammer only to have a metal bit fly off and hit me square in the forehead. Nice gash on my head for Christmas.

Makes a change from the usual winkie you have there

 

[Lamp]

That monkey in Toy Story 3. Noisy bastard.

 

[georgie]

Ed in "Wanting Pictures of Gash" Shocker!

 

[Edmond]

Woah!!!! Dude your looking in the the wrong section, your obviously not a member??

 

[Lamp]

McDonalds Tea. Dishwater. Horrible. Plastic tea served in a plastic cup with plastic milk.
I gotta get me a thermos flask for when I'm out & about.

 

[Poag]

Seriously London, fucking train companies and goddam TFL.

HS1 trained delayed/canceled/delayed then canceled then it turned up on the platform and noone really knew what it was until ~20 seconds before it left.

Fucking northern line is closed, staff directing peopl to euston to catch the northern line, no its still closed at euston. Euston staff getting annoyed with StP staff sending city people there way. Back to StP, circle line to moorgate.Follow exist, gate closed, have to back track to some other shitty exit.



And they have the nerve to put up the fucking rail fares by £45

 

[DaGaffer]

McDonalds Tea. Dishwater. Horrible. Plastic tea served in a plastic cup with plastic milk.
I gotta get me a thermos flask for when I'm out & about.

Or don't go to McDonalds? Just a thought. (The coffee is actually OK).

 

[Edmond]

I always have the hot chocolate if im having a breakfast, i find all tea from takeaway places pretty rank tbh

 

[Lamp]

Cats when they come over to say hello and start raking your legs with their claws. Why do they do that?

 

[DaGaffer]

Cats when they come over to say hello and start raking your legs with their claws. Why do they do that?

They're looking for a nipple. Not really, but that's where the behaviour comes from; its a throwback to their infancy.

 

[Edmond]

I'm always looking for nipples, but i don't go around scratching legs?

 

[sayward]

Hmm, that was a post after I invited you to mine on Boxing Day

*unloved*

You mean you decided not to go away?

 

[sayward]

Having a cold and feeling too crap to do anything!

 

[Lamp]

Is there any point cleaning the car?
Its dry now, but rain combined with central london fumes, it comes out like it had never been washed in the first place.
Like pissing in the bath whilst you're lying in it.

 

[Edmond]

...Like pissing in the bath whilst you're lying in it.

but that saves topping up with the hot tap, always a silver lining, you just need to know where to look

 

[opticle]

Delivery companies that claim you were not available on their second delivery attempt, when you were in all day staring at the door, and they didn't even bother to put a card through the door let alone knock.

 

[Cyradix]

Why is the Christmas card of parents with young children ALWAYS a picture of those children?
every...single...one...I...got...this...year!!
Yes I know I'm single at the moment and don't have kids yet... thanks for reminding me! Bastards!!
Christmas cards turned in to facebook...

 

[DaGaffer]

Why is the Christmas card of parents with young children ALWAYS a picture of those children?
every...single...one...I...got...this...year!!
Yes I know I'm single at the moment and don't have kids yet... thanks for reminding me! Bastards!!
Christmas cards turned in to facebook...

People still send Christmas cards?

 

[Edmond]

People still celebrate Christmas..?

 

[ileks]

The combination of slurping and crunching noises that people make while eating cereal.

 

[Scouse]

Why is the Christmas card of parents with young children ALWAYS a picture of those children?
every...single...one...I...got...this...year!!
Yes I know I'm single at the moment and don't have kids yet... thanks for reminding me! Bastards!!
Christmas cards turned in to facebook...

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gqtcb66Yeyo

 

[soze]

Got a new Blu Ray player and Headphones for Christmas. Now I just need to take my TV off the wall remove the old wires and run the new ones! Ohhh Joy.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Today is payday, no pay on account, tomorrow everything closed and empty fridge

 

[Overdriven]

Just ripped about 30 of my old CDs without paying attention and realised NOT ONE OF THEM has a track name.. Track 1, Track ... Track 255

At least I put the album name as the artist and the artist as the album name to make my life easier...

 

[Punishment]

Camel that laughs like Peter Griffin, so funny


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVXkEYZU7OQ

 

[MYstIC G]

Just ripped about 30 of my old CDs without paying attention and realised NOT ONE OF THEM has a track name.. Track 1, Track ... Track 255

At least I put the album name as the artist and the artist as the album name to make my life easier...

Musicbrainz Picard is your friend.

 

[Edmond]

Musicbrainz Picard is your friend.

ooh thats clever, i didnt know about this

 

[Lamp]

"Ooh, you must come with us to see the fireworks tonight on the Thames"

Why?
Fuck that. I'm staying in where its warm and dry.

 

[TdC]

Musicbrainz Picard is your friend.

I've never been able to understand that program. It doesn't seem to...do...anything