SPAM random annoying things

[Edmond]

you come over too then dude. iirc we've never met in person. We can call it the FH old fogies meetup (except for me and Ed obv, we're young gods) ;-)

Damn straight dude!!

 

[TdC]

can't. my fellow case study student is here to write some stored procedures with me. you'll have to fap without visual input for a bit

 

[Deebs]

Damn straight dude!!

Hmm, that was a post after I invited you to mine on Boxing Day

*unloved*

 

[Deebs]

can't. my fellow case study student is here to write some stored procedures with me. you'll have to fap without visual input for a bit

Are they female? With big tits and loose flaps?

 

[Edmond]

He's a cunt, you are Ed + patronising

And once again....fuck you you fat fucking fuck

 

[TdC]

Are they female? With big tits and loose flaps?

I wish. Sadly my classmate is a hairy Turkish dude. I'm not going to shag him though, I love him for his SQL godlike knowledge

 

[Edmond]

I wish. Sadly my classmate is a hairy Turkish dude. I'm not going to shag him though, I love him for his SQL godlike knowledge

....and his kebab's

 

[Deebs]

And once again....fuck you you fat fucking fuck

Ouch, that is harsh. Did I accidentally insult you by calling you a fattie?

 

[Deebs]

I wish. Sadly my classmate is a hairy Turkish dude. I'm not going to shag him though, I love him for his SQL godlike knowledge

Ah so blowjob material. Make sure you swallow, the jism will lube your arsehole.

 

[TdC]

speaking from experience?

 

[Deebs]

speaking from experience?

I will try anything once... Well almost...

 

[TdC]

TMI

 

[Raven]

Gary Barlow taking a massive shit on Fairy tale of new york.

 

[Scouse]

Margaret Thatcher recovering from operation...


...why won't the bitch just die?

 

[Deebs]

Margaret Thatcher recovering from operation...


...why won't the bitch just die?

I liked Thatcher when she was in power. The Falklands stand out.

 

[Aoami]

Margaret Thatcher recovering from operation...


...why won't the bitch just die?

My dad, who i've hardly heard say a hateful word in his life, has said that as soon as she is 6 feet under he will drive to her grave and dance on it.

 

[soze]

My Dad who is a Leader or a Chairman or something in his Union has said similar several times.

 

[rynnor]

My dad, who i've hardly heard say a hateful word in his life, has said that as soon as she is 6 feet under he will drive to her grave and dance on it.

She's already dead - she has had dementia for years. People need to just forgive her and move on - no point hating a sick old lady who has lost her marbles?

 

[Raven]

...or thank her for not letting us collapse.

 

[Scouse]

People need to just forgive her and move on

What's the point of hating an already dead Jimmy Saville eh? People just need to forgive him and move on...

...or thank her for not letting us collapse.

She's largely responsible for the introduction of lassais-faire capitalism that's landed us in the shit that we're in now.

I'll always remember that, after creating a huge class of massively super-rich, she said her biggest regret is that the super-rich aren't giving their money back to the poor - she "doesn't understand" why philanthropy isn't occuring on a massive scale - which is a problem because she was relying on philanthropy as a cornerstone of the "system".

What a naive, ignorant twat.

 

[Raven]

She laid the building blocks, she didn't let them get away with what they wanted. That was Old Tony

 

[rynnor]

What's the point of hating an already dead Jimmy Saville eh? People just need to forgive him and move on...

Well yes - theres no point hating dead people - they wont care and its a self destructive thing.

I find the level of hatred that gets aimed at her says more about the haters than her.

The Unions were completely out of control - somebody had to sort them out or the whole country was going down the pan.

I think de-regulating the markets was her worst mistake but then the US and others were doing it too and for a while it seemed a great idea.

 

[- English -]

Haters gonna hate.

 

[MYstIC G]

When I cycle at night, I cycle on the paths, simply because no-one is around, apart from chavs, who deserved to get a front wheel to dah face.

Agree with Wazzer, cyclist knocked my mum down on the pavement once. Took her months to recover. People who think "oh ill just" cause problems. I'm not calling you names but you are wrong.

 

[Lamp]

People who think you're a heathen for not going to church at Christmas.
*cough* welcome to the year 2012, Sir/Madam. I think you'll find *you* are in the minority.

You go pray. I'll be in the bath, smoking a cigar made from benefit claimants flayed skin, quaffing a glass of swans blood, eating bacon and watching porn on my phone.

 

[Lamp]

P.S. I am having a toasted bacon sandwich for breakfast. Pic inc.

 

[Edmond]

I'm having a bacon sub

 

[TdC]

I had bacon and eggs

 

[DaGaffer]

People who think you're a heathen for not going to church at Christmas.
*cough* welcome to the year 2012, Sir/Madam. I think you'll find *you* are in the minority.

You go pray. I'll be in the bath, smoking a cigar made from benefit claimants flayed skin, quaffing a glass of swans blood, eating bacon and watching porn on my phone.

I am a heathen. And proud of it.

 

[Raven]

Hitting a broken thing with a hammer only to have a metal bit fly off and hit me square in the forehead. Nice gash on my head for Christmas.