SPAM random annoying things

[Poag]

Oh god...its only

8 days
200 hours
12006minutes
720377seconds


Till the end of the world!!!!1112

 

[CorNokZ]

That my PC won't fucking boot and I am sick, so I finally have time to play all my fucking games, but now I have to fix this pos instead! Bet I have to make a complete reinstall of windows as the usual repair disc stuff doesn't work!

Grr!!

 

[Deebs]

Being sat on a stopped train outside of Surbiton due to some fucker driving their car into a bridge! (guard just announced the reason)

 

[old.Tohtori]

How is that judgemental?

Complaining about kid getting snow on his clothes when he's let to play in snow(derp), blaming the kid for broken gloves not to mention the attitude in the voice. Had to be there really. More of the mental then the judge

 

[Raven]

That's not being judgmental, that's being a dick.

 

[old.Tohtori]

True, guess it's more of that, not really bothered with exact term when the situation is spelled out

 

[Lamp]

12:12 12/12/12

Does the post fail if its posted at 11 minutes past 12?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Near perfection

 

[dysfunction]

Does the post fail if its posted at 11 minutes past 12?

The forum Time was wrong!!

And what's more annoying is I posted it in the wrong thread!

 

[sayward]

Cars. Froze at VW today only to be told I need a new door lock! A mere £290!

Oh well Isuppose I did get a free cup of hot chocolate.

 

[Poag]

Gritters are neglecting my village. Sheet ice from the main roads to the village but no gritting in a week.

2 crashes on the road last night. Both times a car crashed into a lorry when it couldn't A- stop B- get out of the way.


Was the same lorry.



Wonder if the lorry driver go the fucking hint....

 

[old.Tohtori]

Gritters

?

 

[Bahumat]

Nah they are critters. Gritters lay grit or salt on the roads to cope with the ice.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Yeah, but would be a lot cooler if they were critters

 

[Lamp]

I've lost another sock!!!

A pair went into the wash
Only one sock emerged!

Where the feck is it? Where do they go? The bike & car's still here, so it didn't drive off.

 

[old.Tohtori]

I've lost another sock!!!

A pair went into the wash
Only one sock emerged!

One day i found one of those toe-sock-things in the wash and there's no one in the household who would use/would've obtained one.

I speculate that all washing machines are connected to eachother via a highspeed spinning time/space portal and sometimes things mix.

 

[Lamp]

*nods*

 

[soze]

Waking up to no internet or phone line at home and being told "I can't see any reported faults it must be CPE". Firstly I am reporting the fault secondly I have checked the phone and tried a different phone like I said. And no I have not tried a different Router and you being Sky do not allow me to use different equipment. I have a spare router but the script monkey could not give me a username and password! The fact that I had already tried some of the troubleshooting seemed to blow this twits mind and she ended up promising a call back which I think is as likely as Angelina Jolie stoping by at mine to give me a quick BJ.

 

[Scouse]

as likely as Angelina Jolie stoping by at mine to give me a quick BJ.

Quite likely then.

THE WHORE

 

[Bigmac]

With her lips she could do the whole street at the same time.

 

[Raven]

Too old for this hangover at work malarkey. Fairly sure I am still drunk, thankfully my wife drove me in today.

 

[Lamp]

Howard Wolowitz

 

[MYstIC G]

Having to re-seat your graphics card and memory because you start getting graphical errors for no bloody reason.

Flu.

 

[soze]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4700659/taxpayer-pays-500k-to-keep-qatada-in-uk.html

If the figures are true that makes me sick. The fucker hates me and would happily see me die for having different beliefs, but hey lets spend a fortune making sure his human rights never get breached! We should either ship this fucker home or deliver him to the Court of Human rights. They say we can't send him home then they can find someone willing to look after the fucker.

 

[Lamp]

Cunts who indicate only at the last moment just as they turn. These people need taking off the road.

 

[Raven]

Well, they come in 3s.

Cat 1, bite gone septic. £90 bill
Cat 2, Urinary infection and blockage £600 bill
Cat 1, hit by a car (seems to be ok) £250 bill so far (24hr vet)

Thank fuck for insurance.

 

[Scouse]

Well, they come in 3s.

Jeebus. UL m8

 

[Edmond]

Camel that laughs like Peter Griffin, so funny


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVXkEYZU7OQ

 

[Edmond]

fuck, wrong thread, meant to be in random spam. Cant delete it now, can a mod please move it, sorry

 

[Raven]

It's the greatest video I have ever seen.