SPAM random annoying things

[CorNokZ]

You have freakishly long toes as well?

 

[old.Tohtori]

uhh bad call there mate... It is like taking food/candy away from them when they have their period. What an earful I got the first(and only!!) time I did that! Holy shit!

They learn, sooner or later, they learn

 

[Poag]

NOrthern line, whats that? the train is already rammed....two people get off? Well there's obviously room for 6 people then!


Also ticket machines that wont accept 7 of the 10 pound coins i have for a £5 ticket. Person behind me huffs and puffs, i cancel mine to go get change, he does...exactly the same thing as me and then is shocked when it doesn't take his pound coins....

 

[Edmond]

Its his index finger

 

[dysfunction]

NOrthern line, whats that? the train is already rammed....two people get off? Well there's obviously room for 6 people then!

Also ticket machines that wont accept 7 of the 10 pound coins i have for a £5 ticket. Person behind me huffs and puffs, i cancel mine to go get change, he does...exactly the same thing as me and then is shocked when it doesn't take his pound coins....

You do know they don't accept the chocolate coins, right?

 

[Lamp]

Good: waking up and disovering a warm, slightly squidgy minstrel at the bottom of the bed. Perfectly edible. In my opinion.
Not so good: being told: "don't eat that ! Its disgusting! How can you eat that?"
Inspired: *Goes into slow motion Peter Griffin mode* : holds minstrel and slowly moves it towards open mouth
Bad: The Mrs grabs said sweet during aforementioned Family Guy dramatics and chucks it out the window

 

[old.Tohtori]

Did you go after it?

 

[Lamp]

I couldn't find it

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well atleast you tried, for all men around the world, you tried.

 

[TdC]

Really?

I don't have proof, but he did moon me once. I'm still recovering.

 

[TdC]

Bad: The Mrs grabs said sweet during aforementioned Family Guy dramatics and chucks it out the window

how can you have a window open? are you mad?

 

[Lamp]

how can you have a window open? are you mad?

I know, I know...hindsight is a wonderful thing...I should have just eaten it on sight. Like an animal.

Next time. Next time.

 

[TdC]

I know, I know...hindsight is a wonderful thing...I should have just eaten it on sight. Like an animal.

Next time. Next time.

that's right. and when Mrs Lamp turned on the light, you could be seen...crouched at the foot of the bed with your...YOUR...minstrel clenched half eaten in your fist...and you could have growled. GROWLED! GROWLED LIKE A BEAST!!!

 

[Lamp]

*nods*
/agree
/like
/lmao

 

[dysfunction]

12:12 12/12/12

 

[old.Tohtori]

And that's the last time for a while we get that.

 

[Raven]

100 years actually.

 

[Gwadien]

On teamspeak, talking to a guy, write a comment on facebook on someones picture, randomly read out what I wrote, scares the guy so he leaves.

 

[CorNokZ]

Oh you were going for internet tough guy?

 

[DaGaffer]

100 years actually.

89 years - you'll get 01/01/01 in 2101

 

[CorNokZ]

89 years - you'll get 01/01/01 in 2101

but 12/12/12 12:12 is in 100 years.. Think that's what he meant

 

[Overdriven]

Early trains from Sutton into Victoria, just because you live in Clapham doesn't mean you need to bombard the train! Sheesh.. [General rant about commuting]

 

[dysfunction]

89 years - you'll get 01/01/01 in 2101

It's actually 88 years since we are very near the end of 2012.

 

[Raven]

It's 100 until 12/12/12 which is clearly what I meant

 

[old.Tohtori]

Yeah i meant the next x/x/x/x number

 

[Bahumat]

OMG It's 14:48 12/12/12 today!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Judgemental parents. Saw a mother with her kid on my way to the store, the kid playing in a pile of snow. Came back not 15 minutes later and the mother was huffing and puffing saying "Why do you have snow ALL over you and why do you always break your gloves!(add assorted irrationalities and judgements)". Moment later i could hear the sweet sounds of....err...i could hear the kid crying in the background.

HAlf a mind to slap her, but then i realised that the annoyance of the mother was a fair enough punishment for being what she is.

 

[caLLous]

Seeing as you hate children it's probably better to just ignore it and not try to have an opinion.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Seeing as you hate children it's probably better to just ignore it and not try to have an opinion.

Scouse hates children, i don't

 

[DaGaffer]

Judgemental parents. Saw a mother with her kid on my way to the store, the kid playing in a pile of snow. Came back not 15 minutes later and the mother was huffing and puffing saying "Why do you have snow ALL over you and why do you always break your gloves!(add assorted irrationalities and judgements)". Moment later i could hear the sweet sounds of....err...i could hear the kid crying in the background.

HAlf a mind to slap her, but then i realised that the annoyance of the mother was a fair enough punishment for being what she is.

How is that judgemental?