Paper cuts..

[Jonaldo]

Why oh why oh why are these things so bloody painful? Is there a scientific explanation because I would like to know why

Was just putting some papers in my bag for tomorrow, a tiny slip later and I'm like "owwweeow ow ow ya little bastard arr ooo" type thing. The worst bit is they're pathetic, you can be holding your finger in agony at work or something and when someone comes over to see what the discomfort is about and it turns out to be the tiniest nick on your knuckle less than 5mm big you just get the piss taken. Yet when it's their turn for the paper cut they also writhe in pain as if William Cutting had savaged their hand with a carving knife.

"Oh how the mightiest of men shall fall to the harrowing edge of a post-it!"

 

[old.ignus]

I think it's because it leaves tiny fibres in the cut that make it sting, but that's probably bollocks.

Try serrated knife cuts followed by a 1 hour bleeding to death wait in the hospital at 10pm at night. They hurt more and now my left thumb print is totaly different from when I was born.

 

[Sharma]

Licking envelopes, get a paper cut, THEN you can talk about paper cuts.

 

[Maq-attack]

Get one in the eye, much fun...........

honest

 

[Swift^]

The thinner the cutting item, the 'cleaner' and sharper the cut is - the more it acts like a clean slice and cuts through nerves a lot smoother and easier than if I were to cut my hand falling on the pavement. It'd be more messy, cause more damage - but less likely to hurt nerves.

 

[Swift^]

I'll be the first to say it.

Paper cut. Bell end.

Enough said.

 

[Will]

Originally posted by Swift^
I'll be the first to say it.

Paper cut. Bell end.

Enough said.

Hot rock. Bell end. Lots of screams.

 

[Swift^]

No.

Hotrock that managed to wangle it's way down the urethra.

*mommy*

 

[L_Plates]

Originally posted by Swift^
I'll be the first to say it.

Paper cut. Bell end.

Enough said.

I dread to think

 

[Clowneh!]

Licking envelopes with whaat???!?

 

[Swift^]

With Will's bellend.

 

[Will]

My PA is like a shield of steel!!!!

 

[Testin da Cable]

*lock will to electromagnet*

 

[DaGaffer]

http://www.warbucket.com/comic.php?id=225

 

[L_Plates]

Originally posted by DaGaffer
http://www.warbucket.com/comic.php?id=225

Sums it up i say

 

[CptDoom]

Im a welder

Crouching down welding, knees upwards.

Knackered old work trousers with massive holes

In crotch that is

300 degrees celsius burning blob of metal on tip of nob

2 days off of work.

I win

 

[Sharma]

at Cptdoom.

 

[Durzel]

Originally posted by Swift^
No.

Hotrock that managed to wangle it's way down the urethra.

*mommy*

Even reading that made me twitch

 

[L_Plates]

Originally posted by CptDoom
Im a welder

Crouching down welding, knees upwards.

Knackered old work trousers with massive holes

In crotch that is

300 degrees celsius burning blob of metal on tip of nob

2 days off of work.

I win

holy shit !!!

 

[CptDoom]

Originally posted by CptDoom
Im a welder

Crouching down welding, knees upwards.

Knackered old work trousers with massive holes

In crotch that is

300 degrees celsius burning blob of metal on tip of nob

2 days off of work.

I win

Actually, that should be i lose

 

[7th]

Ow :/

I'm sorry but, I'd take a hot rock down my urethra over a paper cut to my bell end any day.. fuck that paper cut shit, they hurt like a bastard

and on the note of pathetic little cuts and lots of screaming, a little story.. wooo wooo...

when i was about 13, i was round a mates house and we where playing some sword shit in his nans back garden, with huge rusty metal poles

seemed like a good idea at the time, until the bastard hit my hand... my hand exploded and covered my wrist / jacket / hand in blood and i thought i'd done some real serious damage

got back to his parents (a mere 2 seconds away) and began washing the cut under the sink to find a pathetic, and i mean really pathetic, cut on my knuckles.. :/

talk about a let down

7th